Chet’s Cum‑Crusted Chronicles 💦

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My historical splatterfest All That Jizz continues with Chapter 8: April 5th, 1926, when Delilah celebrates her 40th birthday performing the filthy song ‘Squeeze My Melons Tonight’ just for Harvey. Okay, and for the five-man jazz band as well.

When I wrote this story, I was heavily immersed in the album ‘The Mood I’m In’ by Boilermaker Jazz Band and Jennie Luvv, which you can find as a playlist on the youtube.

One faithful follower commented: “Fun story. I’ll admit I came here for the triple titfuck.”

TRIPLE TITFUCK, folks. No other story on Lush uses that tag!

Julia’s Fiery Diary: May 10, 1930 is the eighth chapter of Cassie+Kevin in ‘87: The Lake Ossipee Saga. Yes, this is a crossover with All That Jizz. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Chet, my good man, how have you managed to sandwich May 1930 into September 1987?” To which I reply, “It’s the old somebody finds Grandma’s dirty diary plot device, you knucklehead!” I’m not sure how common a hot cuckolding secret insemination spitroast would have been in 1930, but that’s the beauty of fiction.

Here’s what the mod who approved the story had to say: “OH MY GOD. This was great!”

(I mean, a Recommended Read would have been nice, but I’m too proud to beg. I’m not above complaining, though. 😉)

Relatively new story alert! 4N4K8R, Part 4 of my Fornicator series, was published near the beginning of a classic Lush “15+ stories published in 1 hour” dump and didn’t get very many views before it got relegated to page 2 or 3. Some folks will say that a well-written story will find its audience regardless of how long it remains on the front page; I say look at the numbers.

A selected reader comment: “Another great chapter Chet!! Had me LOL all the way!🤣🤣”

If you’re in the mood for a blow-by-blow description of a VHS porn film from 1990, followed by a ridiculous teacher/student roleplay, you know what to do. ↓

Whoops, I forgot to pimp 4N5K8R before the finale got published! Chad experiences some success both on and off the 4N1K8R hookup app; I managed to cram in a few sex scenes around the witty banter and ludicrous text chats.

I agree wholeheartedly with this reader: “Very entertaining! If you can't have fun and joke around with nudity and sex, it's not worth doing, right?”

Whoops, I forgot to come back and pimp 4N6K8R after pimping 4N5K8R! But really, it doesn’t matter because nobody fuckin’ cares. 😅 Chad meets a Cutie Pie on the 4N1K8R hookup app and they visit a sex club for their third date. It’s kinda filthy and hot.

One reader experienced the highs and lows inherent in a triumphant series finale: “What a great chapter Chet!! Is it over? Hopefully not!” This series is over, but you never know; maybe a year from now I’ll be in the mood to revisit Chad & Rachel and see what they've been up to. The current numbering scheme will make it tricky to go beyond nine chapters, though: 4N7K8R, 4N8K8R, 4N9K8R, 4NXK8R, 4NYK8R, 4NZK8R? 🤔

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current numbering scheme will make it tricky to go beyond nine chapters, though

You've always got hexadecimal to play with. That's six more chapters 😎

Chapter 9: May 10th, 1926 sees Harvey knocking on Delilah’s back door for the first time, during a threesome in which the series All That Jizz really lives up to its name! You’ll get some linguistic education, and you’ll also learn about a (possibly manufactured) scandal with a Broadway show that I read about in the NYT archives. Self-improvement smut! Fortunately, by the time I wrote this chapter, I had learned how to weave the lessons into the dialogue instead of a narrator’s infodump. (I may go back and lightly edit the first couple of chapters someday.)

One of my most loyal readers commented, “The hottest chapter yet. Great series.”

Be sure to block out some extra time, because this one ends on a hot cliffhanger and you’ll want to jump right into Chapter 10. 😏

Strap Poker continues the series You Bet Your Ass! in which our boy Chet gets fucked up the ass with a strap-on yet again. This time, Heidi and Chet have invited their friends Mindy and Jay over for a friendly game of poker, emphasis on poke. How is this fearsome foursome going to shake out? You can find out pretty quickly; it’s only 998 words.

One reader observed, “Silly, happy, sexy fun with friends is the best.”
Another reader begged, “These are great; butt cum on, more please!”