Chet’s Cum‑Crusted Chronicles 💦

My historical splatterfest All That Jizz continues with Chapter 8: April 5th, 1926, when Delilah celebrates her 40th birthday performing the filthy song ‘Squeeze My Melons Tonight’ just for Harvey. Okay, and for the five-man jazz band as well.

When I wrote this story, I was heavily immersed in the album ‘The Mood I’m In’ by Boilermaker Jazz Band and Jennie Luvv, which you can find as a playlist on the youtube.

One faithful follower commented: “Fun story. I’ll admit I came here for the triple titfuck.”

TRIPLE TITFUCK, folks. No other story on Lush uses that tag!

Julia’s Fiery Diary: May 10, 1930 is the eighth chapter of Cassie+Kevin in ‘87: The Lake Ossipee Saga. Yes, this is a crossover with All That Jizz. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Chet, my good man, how have you managed to sandwich May 1930 into September 1987?” To which I reply, “It’s the old somebody finds Grandma’s dirty diary plot device, you knucklehead!” I’m not sure how common a hot cuckolding secret insemination spitroast would have been in 1930, but that’s the beauty of fiction.

Here’s what the mod who approved the story had to say: “OH MY GOD. This was great!”

(I mean, a Recommended Read would have been nice, but I’m too proud to beg. I’m not above complaining, though. 😉)

Relatively new story alert! 4N4K8R, Part 4 of my Fornicator series, was published near the beginning of a classic Lush “15+ stories published in 1 hour” dump and didn’t get very many views before it got relegated to page 2 or 3. Some folks will say that a well-written story will find its audience regardless of how long it remains on the front page; I say look at the numbers.

A selected reader comment: “Another great chapter Chet!! Had me LOL all the way!🤣🤣”

If you’re in the mood for a blow-by-blow description of a VHS porn film from 1990, followed by a ridiculous teacher/student roleplay, you know what to do. ↓

Whoops, I forgot to pimp 4N5K8R before the finale got published! Chad experiences some success both on and off the 4N1K8R hookup app; I managed to cram in a few sex scenes around the witty banter and ludicrous text chats.

I agree wholeheartedly with this reader: “Very entertaining! If you can't have fun and joke around with nudity and sex, it's not worth doing, right?”