Mindy was in trouble but refused to accept it. She had only a few chips left but was determined to win this pot and begin clawing her way back.

Heidi and I had invited Mindy and her husband Jay over for cocktails and poker, five-card draw. Mindy wasn’t much more than five feet tall, but she made up for her short stature with an impressive set of tits and a dynamite ass. Jay was a handsome guy, around six feet tall and lanky. They truly made an odd couple.

We were all several daiquiris in by this point.

Heidi and Jay had both folded their hands, and it was down to Mindy and me. I raised her, tossing a few chips into the pot. I didn’t have a lot of chips myself, but I had just enough to wipe her out.

“Damn it, Chet,” she swore with a laugh. “I can’t match that, and you know it.”

“Then fold,” I shrugged.

“No way. Lemme see what I have in my purse that I can bet.”

“That’s not how poker works,” Jay laughed.

“Let’s see here…” she trailed off, ignoring him, as she rummaged around in her bag. “I got a winning scratch ticket worth five bucks… and a pack of Big Red… and a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon.” She laid them down and dropped her purse on the floor, then leaned forward and declared, “I’ll go all in and bet everything I have on the table, okay?”

“All right, I’ll accept that,” I agreed, then laid down my cards. “Three sevens.”

Mindy crowed, “I got a pair of eights and a pair of tens!” She reached for the pot with her short arms before Jay stopped her with a gentle hand on her wrist.

“Three of a kind beats two pairs, hon.”

“What? How?”

“Math.”

“But it takes four cards to make two pairs. Shouldn’t something with four cards beat something with three cards?”

“Sure, if you had four of a kind.”

“Ugh!” Mindy groaned. “So stupid. Well, I hope you like cinnamon gum, Chet.”

“Seriously?” I scoffed, examining my loot. “This scratch ticket is from Connecticut. When the hell am I gonna go there?”

“Mindy?” Heidi asked softly. “Remember how you said you were betting everything that was on the table?”

“Yeah, so what?”

Heidi’s eyes sparkled. “When you leaned forward, your boobs were resting on the table.”

Mindy’s jaw dropped.

“Chet just won your boobs,” Heidi smirked, then drained her glass.

“It’s the curse of being short and wide,” Mindy sighed before whipping off her shirt, unhooking her bra, and kneeling on the floor behind me. “All right, Chet, you win. Turn around and fuck my tits.”

Jay chuckled quietly as he shuffled the cards and dealt hands to me, Heidi, and himself. I tried to study my cards while Mindy pulled down my pants, hocked some spit onto her chest, and slid my dick into her deep cleavage.

I was having a difficult time concentrating on the card game, but Jay eventually folded, leaving me in a standoff with Heidi. Well, more accurately, I was standing facing Mindy; I couldn’t really see what Heidi was up to.

“Chet, I raise, and you don’t have enough!” Heidi announced to my back. “You need to either fold or go all in.”

I couldn’t think rationally, so I went with the easier option. “All in, then,” I rasped over my shoulder. “Whatever I have on the table.”

At that moment, I reached my climax and leaned back against the table for support as I fired a half dozen thick spurts of jizz all over Mindy’s neck and fat tits. “Now that’s a pair of fucking aces!” I shouted. “And those are my cards, too.”

“Aw, too bad, Chet,” Heidi smirked. “I’ve got a straight. You’re out of the game.”

“Heidi,” Jay spoke up with a grin, “would you say Chet’s ass was on the table when he went all in?”

“I certainly would!” Heidi whooped. “Chet, I just won your ass. Quit fucking Mindy’s boobs and go get my strap-on.”

Heidi and Jay played one hand before I returned, and Jay had most of the chips by this time.

“Oh, Chet,” Heidi giggled, “while you were gone, we decided to let Mindy do the honors so I can focus on the game here.”

Heidi strapped her eight-inch ebony dildo onto Mindy, whose gigantic tits were still glistening with the remains of my cumload, then lubed up my ass. Mindy eased the crown inside and parked it inside my sphincter for a moment. Jay dealt another hand, and I closed my eyes as Mindy pushed her thick dick further into my ass.

“Fifty,” Heidi opened with a clatter of chips, then Jay answered with a clatter of his own. “I’ll stand pat,” she continued.

“Hmm, you must really have something,” Jay replied with a chuckle. “I’ll also stand pat.”

“Fifty,” Heidi repeated with another clatter.

“Raise,” Jay countered with an enormous clatter. “Can you cover it?”

“All in,” Heidi laughed as Mindy slid her fake cock all the way in my ass. “Everything that’s on the table.”

“I got a lousy pair of threes,” Jay snickered.

“I’ve got jack shit,” Heidi laughed. “High card, jack.”

I opened my eyes. “Unbelievable.”

“What?” Heidi asked innocently, leaning with her crotch on the corner of the table.

“You both tried to lose on purpose!” I grunted as Mindy began pumping in and out.

“Well, what do we want with a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon, anyway?” Heidi said breezily before unwrapping her dress to allow Jay access to her pussy. “Their nearest store’s in Natick.”

“Don’t worry, Chet,” Mindy piped up as she eased her stiff dick out of my asspipe. “I still need somebody to get me off. Ready to be my stud poker?”