If you recognise the title of this post - which probably means you are British (or at least a Two Ronnies fan) - you may appreciate this little pair of micros I've just posted here on Lush:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/four-candles
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/four-candles-two-back-door
They're quite niche - but there's nothing quite like a nice wet niche is there...? 😉
Grusha
GrushaVashnadze's best stories:
Alison Goes to London (RR) - “A unique - and uniquely filthy - work of the imagination... Consider me sold.” (Jaymal)
The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)
Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - “Absurd genius… Brilliant.” (StarBelliedBoy)
Metamorphoses (RR) - “Your cultured filth is such a treat and the craft in this is sublime.” (CuriousAnnie)
And the rest are here.
