Hi,
i'd want to give myself an enema but worried about costs is there anything i can use in my house to give myself one, help would be very welcomed
plus any do's and dont's
thank you
grace xxx
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That is a good question. I'm really not sure how to advise you. Anyone? Why do you want to give yourself an enema? Or are you talking about a colonic?
Is it a sexual thing?
Is it a health thing?
Is it a sanitary thing?
Is it a sexual thing?
Is it a health thing?
Is it a sanitary thing?
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This isn't my area of expertise at all...but whilst doing a shop recently I came across an 'anal douche', surely that'd do the trick?
Linky here to such a thing..
Linky here to such a thing..
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This isn't my area of expertise at all...but whilst doing a shop recently I came across an 'anal douche', surely that'd do the trick?
Linky here to such a thing..
Not your area of expertise? You sure found that link awfully quick!
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I normally use Senokot from Boots or Superdrugs. You can take it on the day before you see your partner.
If you use anal douche, make sure that you keep it clean and away from children.
Don't forget to use lots of lubes.
If you use anal douche, make sure that you keep it clean and away from children.
Don't forget to use lots of lubes.
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Get a cheap bottle of champagne, pop the cork, lube the neck, put your thumb over the opening and give it a good shake then swiftly stick it in your ass... It will for sure get any of that old resin out..... I can't tell you how it feels but from what I've seen, its quite an unforgettable experience.
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Get a cheap bottle of champagne, pop the cork, lube the neck, put your thumb over the opening and give it a good shake then swiftly stick it in your ass... It will for sure get any of that old resin out..... I can't tell you how it feels but from what I've seen, its quite an unforgettable experience.
I thought I heard someone say you brought in the New Years this way Felix?
I could be wrong tho...
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You know, the subject of homemade enemas has been brought up before...
Fortunately, one of the more medically savy members of the community produced an instructional video on this very subject...
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/3614/Diet-Coke-Enema
Fortunately, one of the more medically savy members of the community produced an instructional video on this very subject...
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/3614/Diet-Coke-Enema
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Nothing complicated about unscrewing a shower head guys ! 
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I thought I heard someone say you brought in the New Years this way Felix?
I could be wrong tho...
I'm checking you off my "can keep a secret list". How dare you..........
Seriously though, I'm cleaner than ever.
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I'm checking you off my "can keep a secret list". How dare you..........
Seriously though, I'm cleaner than ever.
Recommended!
Is there a specific year that would be the best that you could recommend to Lush?
Seeing as you are a professional ass blaster?
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Is there a specific year that would be the best that you could recommend to Lush?
Seeing as you are a professional ass blaster?
It's champagne man! That shit is better fresh! I thought you knew these things! I'd recommend a regular brut though. You don't want anything too dry when dealing with anal.
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Honestly I would just say on this whole topic... when it comes to your bodily orifices, "homemade-anything" isn't the best idea.
If you fuck this up, you can end up with serious bloating, cramping or even ruptures (hello bacterial infection!).
Just get one from the drugstore. It's not that expensive. If you want to reuse the enema-device for a quick anal-refresher, just clean thoroughly and substitute with luke-warm water. Be gentle.
There's no need to turn to the garden hose or kitchen appliances.
Seriously, it's worth the $10. Just do it.
If you fuck this up, you can end up with serious bloating, cramping or even ruptures (hello bacterial infection!).
Just get one from the drugstore. It's not that expensive. If you want to reuse the enema-device for a quick anal-refresher, just clean thoroughly and substitute with luke-warm water. Be gentle.
There's no need to turn to the garden hose or kitchen appliances.
Seriously, it's worth the $10. Just do it.
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This is so true. This is also the only time I will always want a condom on.
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I've done enemas with just plain warm water. I don't like the stuff in the drugstore because it has a laxative in it which can cause dependency and who knows what else. Warm water works fine. Stay away from soap because that can cause cramps.
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So Penny... you are back to what Felix recommends and "I'm All Shook UP"... My side hurts from laughing about this thread!!
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It's champagne man! That shit is better fresh! I thought you knew these things! I'd recommend a regular brut though. You don't want anything too dry when dealing with anal.
Damn Felix you are really onto something! Is this how you brought in the new year?
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Damn Felix you are really onto something! Is this how you brought in the new year?
Jack said he was never gonna talk about that!!! Dude, that's how it looked, except Jack was the receiver!!
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Damn Felix you are really onto something! Is this how you brought in the new year?
You know that is how the first Fire Extinguisher was invented! It was in a New Orleans brothel!!