Announcing our Advent competition

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I had one idea which was a Wankvent calendar but started writing and realised there is no way I could do it justice in 1500 words. Luckily the inspiration pervert in my brain is working overtime on Christmas and I've now settled on another idea I'm quite excited about. Just need a bit of teasing and polishing.

I get it. The 1500 word limit was challenging for me. I was able to get my story from 1880 words down to 1499. Unfortunately, I feel that the longer version was much better.

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I get it. The 1500 word limit was challenging for me. I was able to get my story from 1880 words down to 1499. Unfortunately, I feel that the longer version was much better.

Yeah sometimes an idea is good enough that it deserves more words.

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Yeah sometimes an idea is good enough that it deserves more words.

Fortunately for me, my idea was worth only ~1100 words and I was able to trim a hundred to get it down to Flash Fiction status. 😅 I realized that describing the strip club regulations in Seattle -- no alcohol served, but your $20 cover charge gets you two free soda waters -- didn't really help drive the narrative. My stories often include unnecessary math, science, or history lessons overexplaining things (OMG I'm doing it right now) that can't survive when there's a word count limit.

I've thrown my hat in the ring and managed to trim a nearly 1900-word story to 1499 words. In doing so, the story took a different turn than intended. And I'm honestly not minding that.

Here's the link for anyone interested:

I'll Be Home For Christmas | Lush Stories

I was really struggling for an idea. Now I had one, and it is very, very wicked.... I will never be able to look at an Advent candle the same way ever again. Oh, this is France, we have special ones!

1,498 words, too. I am very happy about that. I will do the usual, and read it back many, many times, and then nervously put it here.

Got my entry in! Usually when the word limit is tight, I end up overshooting by 30-40% and then hacking it back. down. Which does enforce a certain discipline on the writing. This time, I aimed for 1500 words, and the first rough draft came in at 1502.

So maybe this one is a bit more undisciplined? It's snarkier than my usual, anyway. See "Presents Cum Early" in my sig.

Quote by AmuseBouche

I was really struggling for an idea. Now I had one, and it is very, very wicked.... I will never be able to look at an Advent candle the same way ever again. Oh, this is France, we have special ones!

1,498 words, too. I am very happy about that. I will do the usual, and read it back many, many times, and then nervously put it here.

A candle, solid and thick ... lol, I am feeling my way towards a sexy Beckett style story (I know, I know,) Gooning for Godot is about 2/3rds written but I am still not convinced I will get it done.

I struggled too, but eventually got one submitted. The lure of a badge was too strong! 🤣

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I struggled too, but eventually got one submitted. The lure of a badge was too strong! 🤣

You know me too well, I entered my first competition and the end of 2019, having missed three since then my badges overflow. But still another would be swell. I have just read four stories, WW, Kat, Piquet and Joe ... omg! Yours is next.