Announcing our Elements competition

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scrap them both and write a third one

That's sort of what happened. I rewrote one to incorporate some of the feel of the other. They were very close to start with. It was literally just the last paragraph or so, the "punchline" so to speak, that was different.

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According to "science" if you stick both endings in a box, they'll coexist simultaneously as some kind of super-ending. Problem solved... As long as you never, ever, ever, open the box.

So the story ends with a dead cat?

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So the story ends with a dead cat?

Or a live one.

//s// Schroeder

No, it’s fucking dead, because you “never, ever, ever” opened the box to feed it.

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No, it’s fucking dead, because you never, ever, ever opened the box to feed it.

Ah, but are you sure there even is a cat? Remember, no observation no reality. All possibilities are possible. No purpose on buying cat food for a non-existant cat.

//Schroeder//

Stop the dead cat chatter, peeps! You’re upsetting my Butters! Mew

My story seems to be Schrodinger's story. I don't know if it exists until I open the file.

But, yeah, don't upset Butters. She's probably one of the judges.😸