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This is a great theme and I'm looking forward to seeing what everyone conjures up for us to read.
No ideas of my own have jumped out at me yet. Maybe a half-concept last night, but it's going to need some thought before I commit to it or do something else.
pops brain in jar to stew a while
adds peppers, tomatoes, onions, and garlic to stew. sets to simmer
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
so... murder or theft - any opinions?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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so... murder or theft - any opinions?
how about the theft of the murdered?
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how about the theft of the murdered?
ooo - unique and tempting.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Murder! 😈 Although I like AC’s suggestion, too. 😊
Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️
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Murder! 😈 Although I like AC’s suggestion, too. 😊
never realized how vicious you were until just now. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Ewww, I cannot unsee that.
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never realized how vicious you were until just now.
I am all about the dark stuff right now. Has anyone watched Grotesquerie? Oh my…
Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️
Well my first/second draft is done, coming at 8.3k words. Now to let it sit and stew for a week and see if I come back to it and am like "wtf is this?" 🤣
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Well my first/second draft is done, coming at 8.3k words. Now to let it sit and stew for a week and see if I come back to it and am like "wtf is this?" 🤣
you said "stew". giggles
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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you said "stew". giggles
I mean, that picture is kind of an accurate description of my brain when I let stories sit for a little while lmao
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Ewww, I cannot unsee that.
Hmmm - I've eaten sheeps brains, but not cluttered up with the vegetables like that. I guess I'm just a purist...
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If it wasn't for the fact it would be rudeness in the extreme, I'd steal the picture of a stewed brain for my profile!😀
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Hmmm - I've eaten sheeps brains, but not cluttered up with the vegetables like that. I guess I'm just a purist...
It does not surprise me at all, Mr T, that you’ve eaten sheep brains. 🤢🤢🤮
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so... murder or theft - any opinions?
Just thinking through a plot and at the moment the answer is ... both.
I have a title (and not much else
The No 1 Lesbian Detective Agency. Which is of course a play on a modern detective series.
As for sheep brains, the real test is sheep testicles which I have seen on a menu as (not in these parts I might add,) mountain oysters.
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Well, we have prairie oysters, which are bull testicles (also known by other names like Rocky Mountain oysters in the States).
I doubt I will enter, but probably no murder in any mystery I do. Maybe a theft or perhaps a missing person type case with some kind of weird angle.
A strange little something for Halloween.
The only thing I would worry about eating in that pot is the brussel sprouts! 😕😨
As for my potential competition entry, the title is done, the cover page is done... as for everything else; a clean sheet of paper. 🙄
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You will have that moment of inspiration, I'm sure.
I'm going for the blackmail angle... probably. Compromising photos and a mysterious "I know what you did" note or something along those lines. I'm going to need to let it marinate a little while before I start working on an entry.
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We want to read stories which start with some sort of crime, or the immediate aftermath of a crime and go on to reveal over the course of the story, just who did it. Who done it. Fine, whodunnit (and that will be the one and only time Lush will encourage the use of bad grammar).
Point of clarification, the mystery of whodunnit is critical, so something like the bank robbers celebrating after a successful robbery is a no-go?
Picture the scene. City cops secure the murder scene as cameras flash and fingerprint dust drifts in the summer heat... A car screeches to a halt in front of a bank as two people rush out, faces masked, guns waving... Gasps echo around the gallery, the gathered art lovers in disbelief as the unveiling reveals the centrepiece painting has been stolen...
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Point of clarification, the mystery of whodunnit is critical, so something like the bank robbers celebrating after a successful robbery is a no-go?
There could be a twist though, something like that is fine. All the robbers celebrating, then the big bad wanders in at the end, and it's Sprite.
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There could be a twist though, something like that is fine. All the robbers celebrating, then the big bad wanders in at the end, and it's Sprite.
how am i suddenly the big bad? that's it, I'm going on strike.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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how am i suddenly the big bad?
If someone actually suggested me as a criminal mastermind, I'd probably be celebrating. 😀
A strange little something for Halloween.
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If someone actually suggested me as a criminal mastermind, I'd probably be celebrating. 😀
yeah, but you don't already have a rap sheet on ya.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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how am i suddenly the big bad?
You're right. I'm sorry. That wouldn't be a surprise twist at all 🤭
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You're right. I'm sorry. That wouldn't be a surprise twist at all 🤭
bitch.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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bitch.
Aww 🥰
Tart.
