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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
So yeah, just what it says - i need an update on my homepage profile, so write me one and post it here or PM it to me and i'll pick the one(s) that tickle my fancy most and use it - feel free to make it cute, funny, sarcastic, mean, over the top, whatever - don't worry, i have a sense of humor and won't get butt hurt. you have exactly one week starting now (thursday, July 20). Good luck and have fun.

sprite.

ps - there's no prize beyond bragging rights. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Unknown User
Tempted but I'm finally making progress on a story I've been trying to write for a month so we shall see if something comes to mind for you. Good luck with this in any case. I'm sure someone will come up with something wickedly appropriate.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
"Adorable little pussy-cat acting tough and shit. Roarrr!!!"




Edit: wait, WUT, no prize? Darnit!


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
From: Her Royal Spriteness

To all my many fans and/or subjects:

Instead of the usual self-serving profile auto-biography, I'm posting a typical fan letter from just one of my typical fans.

"At words poetic, I'm so pathetic

That I always have found it best,

Instead of getting 'em off my chest,

To let 'em rest unexpressed,

I hate parading my serenading

As I'll probably miss a bar,

But if this ditty is not so pretty

At least it'll tell you

How great you are.


You're the top!

You're the Colosseum.

You're the top!

You're the Louver Museum.

You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss

You're a Bendel bonnet,

A Shakespeare's sonnet,

You're Minnie Mouse."

Your devoted fan,
C. Porter


RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Call me Ishmael.
Guest
Lurker
Rule #1 - Don't waste my time...

Rule #2 - Subservience required...

Rule #3 - Punishment for violating Rules 1 & 2...
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Ping
Rule #1 - Don't waste my time...

Rule #2 - Subservience required...

Rule #3 - Punishment for violating Rules 1 & 2...


We have a winner!

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx
Buz
The Linebacker
"I'm Sprite dammit! I need someone to tickle my fancy. 'Nuff said."
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Sprite was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no sex or seduction in it, `and what is the use of a book,' thought Sprite `without sex or seduction?'

So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made her feel very slutty), whether the pleasure of writing erotica would be worth the trouble of getting up and finding pen and paper, when suddenly a redhead with lovely boobies ran close by her.

There was nothing so very remarkable in that; nor did Sprite think it so very much out of the way to hear the redhead say to itself, `Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late for the lesbian orgy!' (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but when the redhead actually took a Rabbit Vibrator out of her backpack, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Sprite started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a redhead with a Rabbit Vibrator, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after her, and fortunately was just in time to see her pop into a kinky sex club.

In another moment in went Sprite after her, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again...
clum
Clumeleon
"Hella gay. Hella rad."
browncoffee
Coco Pop
I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...hi. How ya doin'?

Oh, and...

Did I ever tell you I have a thing for brunettes?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by trinket
How'd I miss this? Has the fat lady Sung?


no, but Liz did win it - go look at my profile. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by sprite
no, but Liz did win it - go look at my profile. smile


Rigged.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by clum


Rigged.


+1


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by clum


Rigged.


next time, write a profile that doesn't suck, and you'll have a chance.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Guest
Lurker
’Twas brilliant in pages of Lush
Did writhe and squeal here in the slush:
White stockings and with sky-blue dress,
Almost daring to undress.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my Sprite!
The thighs that clench, the jaws that bite!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

She took her vorpal sword in hand;
Long time with flaxen hair she sought—
So rested by that old oak tree
And stood awhile in lust she thought.

And, as in lustful thought she stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
Sprite left it dead, and with its head
She went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish Sprite!
O joyous day! Callooh! Callay!”
She chortled in her might.

’Twas brilliant in the pages of Lush
Did moan and groan here in the slush:
White stockings and with sky-blue dress,
Almost daring to undress…


sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by DamonX
’Twas brilliant in pages of Lush
Did writhe and squeal here in the slush:
White stockings and with sky-blue dress,
Almost daring to undress.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my Sprite!
The thighs that clench, the jaws that bite!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

She took her vorpal sword in hand;
Long time with flaxen hair she sought—
So rested by that old oak tree
And stood awhile in lust she thought.

And, as in lustful thought she stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
Sprite left it dead, and with its head
She went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish Sprite!
O joyous day! Callooh! Callay!”
She chortled in her might.

’Twas brilliant in the pages of Lush
Did moan and groan here in the slush:
White stockings and with sky-blue dress,
Almost daring to undress…




saving this for later - thanks, Mr X!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.