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Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!

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noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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#provingmypoint


edit: and thanks of course


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Dani
Big-haired Bitch
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*(Nine)


Nein is actually 'no' in German.

░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░


MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
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Nein is actually 'no' in German.




Ze word she is looking for is neun. For shame.

Now excuse me while I sing the body part song in German.
JessicaX
Story Verifier
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Unknown User
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Quote by VirgoGo

The kittens would be voluntary, right, not obligatory?


Sure. We could even substitute puppies for the dog persons.
Belthazor
Idk... Gryffindor?
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Don't be homophobic. If he would have linked rate my pussy or something you would not have made this comment. So SP gays off sometimes. Leave him be. Think of a smarter way to attack him if that's your goal.


1. I am the least homophobic person you will ever meet.
2. *you're
3. I'm not attacking anyone, troll. I'm questioning why such a site even exists.
And lastly, I have you blocked. Are you really so pathetic that you have to go and snoop on my posts just to try and antagonize me? Grow up. You make snide comments and think yourself a real comedian, but all you do is antagonize people, then go hide behind the skirts of your mod friends. Grow up.
laura
Mana wahine
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1. I am the least homophobic person you will ever meet.
2. *you're
3. I'm not attacking anyone, troll. I'm questioning why such a site even exists.
And lastly, I have you blocked. Are you really so pathetic that you have to go and snoop on my posts just to try and antagonize me? Grow up. You make snide comments and think yourself a real comedian, but all you do is antagonize people, then go hide behind the skirts of your mod friends. Grow up.


Your is possessive, you're is a shortened form of you are, he was right the first time. And I'm sure he's heartbroken at being blocked by you. What will he do with his life now!

Also, he has no mod friends. Nice try.
Guest
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Coming Soon!


Belthazor
Idk... Gryffindor?
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Your is possessive, you're is a shortened form of you are, he was right the first time. And I'm sure he's heartbroken at being blocked by you. What will he do with his life now!

Also, he has no mod friends. Nice try.


Number 1: Shoot me,p; I misread the troll's inane comment.
Number 2: WHO IN THE HELL ASKED YOU??
Number 3: Yeah, nice try. I know more than you think I do. Now mind your own business.
laura
Mana wahine
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Number 1: Shoot me,p; I misread the troll's inane comment.
Number 2: WHO IN THE HELL ASKED YOU??
Number 3: Yeah, nice try. I know more than you think I do. Now mind your own business.


I would never take it upon myself to assume how intelligent someone was. You keep talking about how smart you are, so that must account for something, right?

Have a cup of tea and calm down, don't get so angry there, bud.
Belthazor
Idk... Gryffindor?
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I would never take it upon myself to assume how intelligent someone was. You keep talking about how smart you are, so that must account for something, right?

Have a cup of tea and calm down, don't get so angry there, bud.


Okay, what is your issue? You seem to have the biggest hardon for sticking your nose in my business. What are you, his mommy, coming to protect your little troll?

Do you just have some crush on me and this is your schoolyard idea of how to get my attention? Because trust me, bubie, I have much better things to do.

So how about you take your own advice. Have some tea or whatever, shove off and stop harassing me.
laura
Mana wahine
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Okay, what is your issue? You seem to have the biggest hardon for sticking your nose in my business. What are you, his mommy, coming to protect your little troll?

Do you just have some crush on me and this is your schoolyard idea of how to get my attention? Because trust me, bubie, I have much better things to do.

So how about you take your own advice. Have some tea or whatever, shove off and stop harassing me.


Yes, I love you. I've been having difficulty coming to terms with it, but I love you so much.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
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In respect of the four posts above, please take your conversation private if you wish to pursue it. This is not the place.

Thank you.
Unknown User
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Can post that have nothing to do w/ mystery announcement be deleted?
nicola
Matriarch
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Can post that have nothing to do w/ mystery announcement be deleted?


Good idea.

Let's keep things on topic please everyone.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Can post that have nothing to do w/ mystery announcement be deleted?


You didn't like the rainbow farting unicorn?

BTW, the countdown seems rather irregular, timewise.


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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
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To paraphrase the late, great, Otis Redding: Lushers get weary, yes, they do get weary, watching the same old shabby space.

Just passing through on the way to passing out.

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Unknown User
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Is anyone else worried that this "stupendous announcement" seems to be as baffling to Nicola as anyone else? Has there been a coup d'etat backstage or something? Or is there going to be one? Who is this "sprite" person anyhow? A sock for nicola? Or is nicola a sock for sprite? Or is this like the Trinity with sprite and nicola both being part of a single divine Lush?

Or am I just not getting enough sleep?

Only 8 days to go before the truth becomes clear. But whose truth?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Good idea.

Let's keep things on topic please everyone.


Why start now? Anyone mind if i post a picture of my ass?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
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Why start now? Anyone mind if i post a picture of my ass?



Guest
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Wait a minute here people! I'm new here and you're scaring the hell out of me! I'm a definite survivor but will we all survive this wait? ?
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
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Dani wrote: Wait a minute here people! I'm new here and you're scaring the hell out of me! I'm a definite survivor but will we all survive this wait? ?

Probably not. BTW, what's with this 'people' term?

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Guest
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Only 8 more days...
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
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Why start now? Anyone mind if i post a picture of my ass?



8 days to go and already we get a picture of Sprite's ass... where's the down side?
Unknown User
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Why start now? Anyone mind if i post a picture of my ass?



Like anyone ever said no to you making an ass of yours ... oops, didn't word that very well, did I?
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Why start now? Anyone mind if i post a picture of my ass?



Hmm, no rainbow fart? If I had a clitoris I know I'd prefer the unicorn over this furless kitten. Oh wait, you're a Sphynx kitten


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
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Don't be homophobic. If he would have linked rate my pussy or something you would not have made this comment. So SP gays off sometimes. Leave him be. Think of a smarter way to attack him if that's your goal.
1. I am the least homophobic person you will ever meet.
2. *you're
3. I'm not attacking anyone, troll. I'm questioning why such a site even exists.
And lastly, I have you blocked. Are you really so pathetic that you have to go and snoop on my posts just to try and antagonize me? Grow up. You make snide comments and think yourself a real comedian, but all you do is antagonize people, then go hide behind the skirts of your mod friends. Grow up.


You corrected my "your"? I used it correctly.................................................. You wouldn't say "you are goal". My lord, how idiotic. Like that is super moronic to correct a usage of a word when it's actually correct... That's mindblowingly stupid. And the "skirts" of my mod friends? I am not the mod's favorite, trust me... and that is kinda sexist anyway. The skirts of my mod friends. Their skirts. I'm hiding behind their skirts? Would you say that to a woman? That implies that since I am a man it is less honorable to be protected by a woman. It implies that I am weaker for being protected by a woman. Hiding behind the skirts of my friends... Man... I guess I am lucky. Would hate to be accused of hiding behind the dicks of my fiends.
Guest
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN 7 DAYS???
Guest
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Now that Ping has given us all migraines could we at least have a itty bitty HINT, before I lose my mind? It's slowly deteriorating ???