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Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!

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69Kisses96
Active Ink Slinger
That darned cat is trying to get on my last nerve.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
69Kisses96
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite


Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


You corrected my "your"? I used it correctly.................................................. You wouldn't say "you are goal". My lord, how idiotic. Like that is super moronic to correct a usage of a word when it's actually correct... That's mindblowingly stupid. And the "skirts" of my mod friends? I am not the mod's favorite, trust me... and that is kinda sexist anyway. The skirts of my mod friends. Their skirts. I'm hiding behind their skirts? Would you say that to a woman? That implies that since I am a man it is less honorable to be protected by a woman. It implies that I am weaker for being protected by a woman. Hiding behind the skirts of my friends... Man... I guess I am lucky. Would hate to be accused of hiding behind the dicks of my fiends.


Please knock it the fuck off. thank you.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by SereneProdigy


Seems like my feigned gayness is actually paying off as intended... you're totally behaving like my compliant little bitch.




Just protecting your right to gay out without being attacked for it, bud.
nicola
Matriarch
"If man is 5
then the devil is 6
then god is 7
this monkey's gone to heaven"

I went to a live concert of The Pixies when I was a student at Uni, and they were starting to be famous. It was awesome.

Please, enough with the cliches and derogatory sexist remarks.

Now I'm going to powder my nose, and bake some cookies for the boys ...
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
Quote by Magical_felix
Just protecting your right to gay out without being attacked for it, bud.


Good little kitty.
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
Quote by nicola
"If man is 5
then the devil is 6
then god is 7
this monkey's gone to heaven"

I went to a live concert of The Pixies when I was a student at Uni, and they were starting to be famous. It was awesome.

Please, enough with the cliches and derogatory sexist remarks.

Now I'm going to powder my nose, and bake some cookies for the boys ...




You can't say you're making cookies and not share. Rule violation.
Unknown User
LOL...... Wait......For.......It.....
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
seven swans a swimming... (too soon/wrong thread?)

Say. Her. Name.
Simmerdownchick
Creator
Shit....did Mark Zuckerburg buy LUSH, too?! (corrected 'by'....stupid spell chick.....dammit...spill chuck.....*le sigh*..... spell check)

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
silveranode
Active Ink Slinger


Waiting, Waiting, Waiting.

Hurry up and wait.

Story of my life and I'm still waiting.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Simmerdownchick
Creator
Quote by Belthazor
C'meon, Lush convention...

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Simmerdownchick
Creator
Legend.........................
Quote by Shadowforce1
Wait......For.......It.....

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Belthazor
Idk... Gryffindor?
Quote by Simmerdownchick




Right?? Just imagine it; we get a big hall, everybody gets stickers with their usernames and maybe one or two of their best stories.

We get some panels going, maybe set up booths where people who have published their stories can sell them I feel they'd like, get some vendors in with various adult paraphernalia (porn, sex toys, erotica, etc.) And of course some kind of big social event for everybody to mingle and meet each other.

(Cosplay not required, but always welcome!)
Unknown User
Quote by Simmerdownchick
Shit....did Mark Zuckerburg buy LUSH, too?! (corrected 'by'....stupid spell chick.....dammit...spill chuck.....*le sigh*..... spell check)


Then all the porn would have been taken down. And most of the forum threads. And ... well, let's just say we'd all be moving on to greener pastures (mostly whatever site Nicola starts with the billions that Zuck paid her).

6 is Latin is spelled "sex". Could there be a hidden meaning there?
Guest
Lurker


Did someone say, 'six eyes left'?
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
I really really REALLY hope the announcement isn't sprite's cat is taking over lush for a week or some shit like that.

Just saying.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Building up to a climax or to an anti-climax seems so indistinguishable at some point. Just saying


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
Guest
Lurker


I... I think I can see her.

She's gunna say five more days... I can feel it...

Shhh... sCATter... here she comes...
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Unknown User
Got to HAND it to Rachel. She sure knows how to maintain suspense. What if this is just part of her latest story and we're helping her generate random dialogue?
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Scott, don't know about you, but I'm becoming just the tiniest bit suspicious that the Sprite-unit has taken us on a snipe hunt.

I've even gotten to the point of giving serious consideration to making this my theme song on this slow thread to nowhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IWQi9gHuiY
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Unknown User
Quote by RumpleForeskin
thread to nowhere.



Based on this line in your post, I thought you might be posting this:

https://youtu.be/AWtCittJyr0
Guest
Lurker
Maybe a new story tag?...'Little dick Obama gets cucked by Clinton and a huge cock Tea Partier.'



I not really know anything about them, but read this somewhere, it was funny...smile
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Simplicity




Somebody is jonesing for a spanking.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.