9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: ? This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut
up.
(2) Five Minutes: ? ?If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
(3)Nothing: ? ?This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine. ?
(4)Go Ahead: ? This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It! ? ?
(5) Loud Sigh: ? This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standi ng here
and arguing with you about nothing. ? (Refer back to
# 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: ? This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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(7) Thanks: ? A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want
to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she
is not thanking you at all. ?DO NOT say 'you're
welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ?Damm YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: ?Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response
refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a
good laugh, cause they know it's true.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my breasts are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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