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Bacon how do you like it?

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Crispy or chewy?

Heck yes, CRISPY is the only way to eat bacon!!!
Down with crispy... CHEWY is the only right way to
or God forbid I hate bacon
Either way doesn't mater
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bill11
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Slightly limp!! Not a normal description used by a male
courtneysdesires
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On a BLT or The Baconator Pizza. Not overly crispy.
kali556
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crisp but not burned
what's up sunshine
apptobebad
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crispy, crispy, crispy....

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
weekender
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maybe add some fried up perch, cornbread or hush puppies, pickled green tomatoes and a mug of sweet tea!!
Guest
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Candied bacon is the best
wetterisbetter
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Cooked, add to anything or nothing after that.
apptobebad
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mmmmmmm lovely Hayley!!

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ChuckEPoo
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A cooks delight. Make anything delicious. Add bacon and... butter.

Mashed potatoes? Add bacon and butter.

Steamed green beans? Add bacon and butter.

Burger? Yup. Add bacon.

Salad? Add bacon bits.

The list is endless. My favorite is hickory smoked bacon.
amy1967
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I think you could use one of these Lulu.


Master_Jonathan
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How do I like bacon? Hmm... two words come to mind - soft and continuous!
Dancewithme
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Quote by apptobebad
mmmmmmm lovely Hayley!!



I quite agree. She does seem to be lovely doesn't she? But is she crispy from eating all that bacon? Or is she still soft .......you know, girlie soft and sweet like a cinnamon bun?

Yes, I do know she has NO interest in men. I hope my question does not upset.
apptobebad
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Quote by amy1967
I think you could use one of these Lulu.




mmmm yes please!!!!

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
apptobebad
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Quote by Dancewithme


I quite agree. She does seem to be lovely doesn't she? But is she crispy from eating all that bacon? Or is she still soft .......you know, girlie soft and sweet like a cinnamon bun?

Yes, I do know she has NO interest in men. I hope my question does not upset.


It's all about the bacon....

and as for how Hayley is......that would be telling.

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Dancewithme
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Quote by apptobebad


It's all about the bacon....

and as for how Hayley is......that would be telling.



Oh, well, I tried. Yes, you are right. Telling would not be fair.
Please excuse my admiration from afar.
LASARDaddy
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I want mine so crisp it explodes when I bite it. If it's completely black too that's okay.
I am always a gentleman.