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I want a hamburger now.

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MrNudiePants
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That's all. Just had to get that of my chest.
Dirty_D
Head Nurse
I'm sorry, but we no longer serve hamburgers. Can I interest you in a nice juicy steak instead?
LadyX
Artistic Tart
It's no longer in our best interests to serve hamburgers here. If you've posted accounts of past hamburgers you enjoyed, you can still access them through your profile. Please bear in mind the generous offerings that still remain. Over the years, our best dishes haven't been hamburgers anyway, so please enjoy them. Naughtynurse's suggestion is superb, btw.
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by LadyX
It's no longer in our best interests to serve hamburgers here. If you've posted accounts of past hamburgers you enjoyed, you can still access them through your profile. Please bear in mind the generous offerings that still remain. Over the years, our best dishes haven't been hamburgers anyway, so please enjoy them. Naughtynurse's suggestion is superb, btw.


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MrNudiePants
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Can we at least compromise on a steakburger? Cooked medium, please, dripping with fat and piled high with lettuce, onions, and Wickles Pickles... Oh God I'm drooling.
Guest
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Thanks a lot.

Now I'm really hungry as opposed to regular hungry
Dani
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Our head chef has spent a great deal of time and thought on revamping our menu. Hamburgers and their various forms are no longer offered at this establishment.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
LadyX
Artistic Tart
Quote by MrNudiePants
Can we at least compromise on a steakburger? Cooked medium, please, dripping with fat and piled high with lettuce, onions, and Wickles Pickles... Oh God I'm drooling.


Please control your emotion. The steakburger might work fine, so long as it's not ground beef refashioned as a rectangular meat slab. Simply not being a patty probably won't fly. Cube steak may or may not pass muster; I'll have to get back with you on that.
MrNudiePants
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Quote by Haineko
Thanks a lot.

Now I'm really hungry as opposed to regular hungry


Now you know my pain. I've been dieting, too, which makes it much worse.
MrNudiePants
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Our head chef has spent a great deal of time and thought on revamping our menu. Hamburgers and their various forms are no longer offered at this establishment.


That's it! I'm revolting!

Wait... That doesn't sound like it means what it's supposed to mean...
RumpleForeskin
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simplyjohn
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Ok .. I admit .. this thread made me laugh .. first time on here since Thursday last week. Thanks everyone smile.

ps. However I now feel hungry also which I dont thank you for since dinner is another 4 hours off and guess what I am having steak.
Lunafalls
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I really, really miss the hamburgers!!! I know I could eat something else here, but sometimes that's just the only thing I'm lookin' for.
MrNudiePants
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For you...


Damn, T. You treat me so well. I'm getting a little teary eyed.

At least SOMEBODY knows when to bring the meat. I think I'm in love.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Me, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...but not two in case they're, you know, genetically similar. ;)






Great now that song is stuck in my head haha


As for hamburgers no longer being served here, I know that it has caused and will be causing some issues here. The only thing you must remember, is that hamburgers are served at many other places. If you aren't willing to be adventurous and try the fish or chicken dishes, then hamburger is not but a click away.
LadyX
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Great now that song is stuck in my head haha


As for hamburgers no longer being served here, I know that it has caused and will be causing some issues here. The only thing you must remember, is that hamburgers are served at many other places. If you aren't willing to be adventurous and try the fish or chicken dishes, then hamburger is not but a click away.


That said, I don't really understand what the harm is. I mean, just because you like hamburgers doesn't mean you murder cows. Come on, it's just a meal, people!
MrNudiePants
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That said, I don't really understand what the harm is. I mean, just because you like hamburgers doesn't mean you murder cows. Come on, it's just a meal, people!


But what's the difference between a cow, a fish, or a chicken? Don't they all have a family?
Dirty_D
Head Nurse
Quote by MrNudiePants


But what's the difference between a cow, a fish, or a chicken? Don't they all have a family?



There's always the salad with the nice ginger-sesame dressing

This is a fine dining experience we are discussing, lets not get into the morality of it.
MrNudiePants
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There's always the salad with the nice ginger-sesame dressing

This is a fine dining experience we are discussing, lets not get into the morality of it.



Ooooooo, and a nice slab of rare, seared tuna? We never said exactly what kind of steak we were serving...
RumpleForeskin
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Fish gotta swim...birds gotta fly...to get that 'burger, some cow's gotta, you know, pass over into bovine Beulah land.
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Good thing I ate before seeing this thread. That is all I have to add.
Dirty_D
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Ooooooo, and a nice slab of rare, seared tuna? We never said exactly what kind of steak we were serving...


I'm fairly certain that tuna is on the menu here
Lupus
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If there's one thing we all have aplenty it's meat and buns for the enjoyment of all. Worry not!
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David_LeRoy
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Please control your emotion. The steakburger might work fine, so long as it's not ground beef refashioned as a rectangular meat slab. Simply not being a patty probably won't fly. Cube steak may or may not pass muster; I'll have to get back with you on that.


I believe we should consider a prohibition against red meat in general. It had been shown to be unhealthy and potentially carcinogenic.

We might consider veggie burgers in the future.

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David_LeRoy
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I'm fairly certain that tuna is on the menu here


Mmm, I like tuna

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

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keoloke
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Mr NP

I don't mean to tarnish your wishes but...

In tune with changing times, may I offer an homemade veggie burger with avocado spread?

I assure you it's a no fear competitor.

May I suggest a... hearty draft English or American brown ale or.. a Barbera.

Damn.. now I want it also... again.
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Buz
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Mr. Nudie! It's nearby, so just drive over and get your fix – maybe 2 or 3 burgers, also add some onion rings, fried apple pie, and a Coke.

I was just there for lunch today.
doctorlove
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Quote by naughtynurse
I'm sorry, but we no longer serve hamburgers. Can I interest you in a nice juicy steak instead?


Is that steak served from between your legs?