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Man Orders Sex Worker - Surprise!

BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe -- It is not uncommon for men to order a sex worker to their hotel room, it is also not uncommon for them to be surprised -- pleasantly or unpleasantly; but a man in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe got a life-changing surprise when his sex worker showed up.
Father-of-three Titus Ncube, of Bulawayo, said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, according to various news reports.
Ncube said he collapsed to floor upon recognizing his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.
"I am sorry for what I did," said Ncube. "I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."
Ncube's wife, Rosemary, agreed their marriage was troubled.
"If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay," she said.

I don't think her daughter is all that traumatized.
That's pretty bad.....
So did he not 'order' another one????
You got to take every positive you can out of a situation.

I suppose he should be thankful it wasn't his wife!
Quote by chefkathleen
I don't think her daughter is all that traumatized.


LOL, I don't know, Chef. I can't imagine the thorough and vicious mindfuck that would occur if I ever showed up and saw my dad sitting there. Pretty much every member of that family has a reason to cry!
Crazy... Judging from what I see on lush I would have imagined the guy getting all excited about it being his daughter and her finally getting to fulfill her secret fantasy that she has had for her daddy all those years.
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LOL, I don't know, Chef. I can't imagine the thorough and vicious mindfuck that would occur if I ever showed up and saw my dad sitting there. Pretty much every member of that family has a reason to cry!



Quote by Magical_felix
Crazy... Judging from what I see on lush I would have imagined the guy getting all excited about it being his daughter and her finally getting to fulfill her secret fantasy that she has had for her daddy all those years.


I don't get it.

Was his daughter ugly or something?


Naah! Just pulling your chain. I get it, the daughter wouldn't take his credit card.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Ncube said he collapsed to floor
begging her to take his card. But
his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.
She knew her father had shit credit and wasn't wasting another valuable minute standing in the hotel hallway.
Quote by Magical_felix
Crazy... Judging from what I see on lush I would have imagined the guy getting all excited about it being his daughter and her finally getting to fulfill her secret fantasy that she has had for her daddy all those years.


Eeeew - I am so laughing at that!! MF, you are sick... (but I like it)
Quote by Magical_felix
Crazy... Judging from what I see on lush I would have imagined the guy getting all excited about it being his daughter and her finally getting to fulfill her secret fantasy that she has had for her daddy all those years.


Quote by Magical_felix
Crazy... Judging from what I see on lush I would have imagined the guy getting all excited about it being his daughter and her finally getting to fulfill her secret fantasy that she has had for her daddy all those years.


Too funny!!
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