Constant Gardener
Are those, genital warts?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Advanced Wordsmith
Don't you like McDonalds?
Fancy Schmancy
fava beans and chianti 
Advanced Wordsmith
My Family loves you
and an oldie but a goodie
Do you have protection
and an oldie but a goodie
Do you have protection
Active Ink Slinger
Do you take credit card
Aren't you a prostitute
Is your vagina leaking?
Aren't you a prostitute
Is your vagina leaking?
Active Ink Slinger
fuck on first dates? [full sentence is Do you fuck on first dates?]
can feel your tits?
can see your tits
cumming on your tits
cumming on your face
cumming in your hair!
already fucked your family!
your {insert family member} fucks better
you me car-park now - Aussie slang for fist fighting,
she says to him, "My pinkie finger's bigger" meaning his cock
"Is that a cock?
"Call that a cock"
"l've seen bigger cocks"
that cum on you?
coffee, tea or me
can feel your tits?
can see your tits
cumming on your tits
cumming on your face
cumming in your hair!
already fucked your family!
your {insert family member} fucks better
you me car-park now - Aussie slang for fist fighting,
she says to him, "My pinkie finger's bigger" meaning his cock
"Is that a cock?
"Call that a cock"
"l've seen bigger cocks"
that cum on you?
coffee, tea or me
Forum Whore
"I hate Harry Potter."
Advanced Wordsmith
"Wanna meet my parents?"
BYE BYE!!!! LOL
BYE BYE!!!! LOL
Creator
I don't like dogs
****leaves date immediately****
****leaves date immediately****
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Devil's Advocate
Do you do anal?
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill.
Devil's Advocate
Are you in yet?
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill.
Sultan of Smut
...all of the sudden...
Check out my latest - a humorous collaboration with trinket and a Recommended Read
Active Ink Slinger
"Did you just fart?"
Coco Pop
i was born female!
Active Ink Slinger
Before Dinner is over. "Will you need a Cab?"
Person of Interest
"I don't like implants!"
"You should get implants."
"You should get implants."
Creator
So, I have diarreah
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Active Ink Slinger
No glove no love
Convict
Make me a sammich.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Chat Moderator
My spouses are coming.
Convict
Quote by midnight900
My spouses are coming.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand we have a winner!!!!
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2