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Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words

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"Did you just fart?"
Cattywolf
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I've got some STDs...!
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That's my wife calling.
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That's my wife calling.
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I voted for Trump.
Guest
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That's my pet squirrel
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Pardon my cold sores
Guest
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God your pussy stinks
Guest
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Don't spill my Keystone
Verena
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I don't give head
Verena
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I need a poo
silveranode
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For F-B.

Wish I was responsible.

[Moet].
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I'm waiting till marriage
GoNE68
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Then God told me.....
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What's you're name again?
Robert0909
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You've put on weight
My granddad fancies you
How about golden showers?
I fancy your dad
My Whip is new
I dated your mother
I have Erectile Dysfunction
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I love mom's basement.
wiseowl
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Did you shit yourself?
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Your pussy really stinks.
Guest
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Can it get bigger?
Guest
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"My girlfriend is calling"