Close your eyes
Make a wish
I know what you want,
It's NOT a kiss!
Have you been a good boy,
Followed the rules?
If you have,
Come closer
Let me show you my jewel
YES, it's a Topaz,
Shiney and smart
Pull it out slowly
I'm a lady ...
I DON'T FART.

Happy, Happy Birthday Jack Daddy!
Do something Loco Joto!!!
I love you oodles






























