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Happy, Happy Birthday ♥ Magical Felix ♥

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OCTOBER 28

Close your eyes
Make a wish
I know what you want,
It's NOT a kiss!

Have you been a good boy,
Followed the rules?
If you have,
Come closer
Let me show you my jewel

YES, it's a Topaz,
Shiney and smart
Pull it out slowly
I'm a lady ...

I DON'T FART.



Happy, Happy Birthday Jack Daddy!
Do something Loco Joto!!!
I love you oodles


Thats quite the poem meggie, very talented, so you are

Happy Birthday MagicalFelix.
You bring many a laugh to the Lush table, as well as some great insight to "the way the world turns"

I went ahead and grabbed you a couple a Birthday presents.
Hopefully, you'll have as much fun toying with them as I did finding em.

I wasn't quite sure if you've ever smoked pot or not, so I did the next best thing;



It can be rough out there in the trench's (forums)



I put this one on the bottom of the list, No pun intended.



Have a good one dude,

scooter


Yay!!! Happy Birthday to one of my favourite people ever!

Talent - check!
Smartass - check!
Anal-lover - check!
Crafty intelligence - check!
Blonde-enthusiast - meh... we'll work on that one. ;)

Hope you have have a fabulous, filthy, scandalous birthday celebration with plenty 'o lube and lots of good times!

XO





Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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Hope its a great one sweetie



Happy Birthday Kitty Kat!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

To the connasauer or the derriere!!




Hope these are acceptable!!



Happy Birth Day, Magical!!

Beside all lovely wishes from other Lushies, have great laughs as well man!





Happy Birthday to one of my bestest favoritist Lushies!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Happy Birthday Jack!



Happy Birthday Jack! Maybe you can talk the sheriff into taking that ankle monitor off so you can go into town and have a beer and attend the strip show! hahaha

Have a great birthday!!!!


Happy Birthday, Jack! You make this place so much more fun, and your friendship means much to me personally. Always stay you.

X
hope you had a magical day
and that your favorite ones had time to play.
there is love for you here
and love for you there.
it is all summed up in "happy birthday!"

i know it is silly... but i do wish you a happy day...

sugah....
Thanks to everyone that wished me happy birthday!
Quote by AngelHeart01
OCTOBER 28

Close your eyes
Make a wish
I know what you want,
It's NOT a kiss!

Have you been a good boy,
Followed the rules?
If you have,
Come closer
Let me show you my jewel

YES, it's a Topaz,
Shiney and smart
Pull it out slowly
I'm a lady ...

I DON'T FART.



Happy, Happy Birthday Jack Daddy!
Do something Loco Joto!!!
I love you oodles










This is my third favorite poem of yours. This really caught me of guard and really made me smile. Thanks Trixie!

Was it supposed to turn me on!?