Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Poorly explain what you do for a living!

last reply
108 replies
7.0k views
3 watchers
13 likes
Unknown User
I’m the first person you'll see after saying “hold my beer and watch this!!” I’m the person who will wake you up, just to give you a sleeping pill and check you’re OK! I also get paid to stab people with really sharp objects.
Naomi2
Active Ink Slinger
I go to the Gym every day...I stand, look and wonder why are they all sweaty, what it's all about? Then I think about how can I get more to use the gym equipment, then I break out in a sweat. Such things weigh heavy on my mind.


Life is not a rehearsal!!
Unknown User
Primarily, I’m a domestic engineer and a child development associate. I’m commander in charge of tantrum management, homemaker by day, goddess by night. Other duties include household coordination, never ending laundry, head cook and bottle washer!
Rick_Valley
Active Ink Slinger
Have you ever seen a certain 1990's kids movies, A Bugs Life? There is a scene where the ants are marching along their scent trail carrying seeds and leaf falls blocking the route. All the ants start to panic because they don't know what to do. An ant who is their foreman calms them and helps them around the leaf until they regain the scent trail. The ants are once again peaceful and happy marching along back to their home.
That's what I do all day. I tell people to move around the leaf.
samg61
Active Ink Slinger
Mostly, I deal with those who do things, either bad or without proper thought, and clean up the messes they cause. They rely upon me to be the vault of their sins and secrets.

Sometimes, the rare few, sometimes I'm asked for a consult before they act and they sometimes listen.

I am the cleaner
Twisted_Skald
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I spent hours carefully writing instructions to tell people how to make things work, then get called when they can't make things work because they didn't read the instructions.
I also get paid to write strange symbols that appear in different colours, and every so often go through the text looking to change symbols or add new ones.
Sometimes I get a pat on the back, a relieved smile from my boss and celebrate with a bourbon cream and tea.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
Teachme2night
Advanced Wordsmith
I fall asleep at the keyboard no matter where I am, or what I am supposed to be doing on line.

Listen to sexy singers like Lana del Ray or Andrea Motis.

This time of year I enjoy the blossoms of my dogwood trees and my single pear tree.

Answer the phone to see who wants money today. They give me their donation levels. I wonder how they tell me what acceptable donations are!
Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
One way or another I get paid to make people cry.

Don't believe everything that you read.
Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Gonna take a crack at some of these

Quote by RejectReality
I micromanage the failings of 300 people in five minute blocks so that overpriced, tiny tin of pork-n-beans is on the shelf when you wander in at three o'clock in the morning.


Walmart Manager

Quote by seeker4
Me and some other folks push the buttons and twiddle the dials that make the company's computers go beep and boop.

(which, come to think of it, might be too on point for this thread)


Judging from the pic, a trained monkey.

Quote by Buz
I am a corporate pirate. Aaaargh!


Literal pirate (but a well-dressed one).

Quote by Jen
I count things


Walmart greeter... Do you know RejectReality?

Quote by LYFBUZ
I gracefully model computer headsets while issuing instructions to annoying humans who reluctantly complete their assigned tasks then try to hide before I can find them and give them even more work. I spend approximately 50% of my day disagreeing with disagreeable people all of whom will come around to agree with me in approximately 60 days despite receiving absolutely zero new information to change their minds. For this enormous patience on my part I am then handsomely rewarded.


You're me 20 years ago (minus the handsome or rewarded parts). RTFM!!!

Quote by sprite
I herd human cats.


Andrew Lloyd Weber

Quote by Rick_Valley
Have you ever seen a certain 1990's kids movies, A Bugs Life? There is a scene where the ants are marching along their scent trail carrying seeds and leaf falls blocking the route. All the ants start to panic because they don't know what to do. An ant who is their foreman calms them and helps them around the leaf until they regain the scent trail. The ants are once again peaceful and happy marching along back to their home.
That's what I do all day. I tell people to move around the leaf.


A traffic cone.

Don't believe everything that you read.
RejectReality
Testing The Waters.
Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Gonna take a crack at some of these



A traffic cone.


20 years ago you would have been close. I was a night stock manager before taking this job. Not wally world though.

Good Will ---|--- Three Alarm <= Both almost famous, give them a read and get them one step closer!
asian2013
Active Ink Slinger
this and that, with multiple screens, throughout strange hours of the day, due to international / time zones.
WiseGinger
Active Ink Slinger
I work in a bakery as shop assistant. but I'm looking for another place.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

YOU CAN'T LET ANYONE COME IN BETWEEN YOU AND THE THINGS YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT IN THIS LIFE, OR IT AIN'T WORTH LIVING.
spiritofcleo
Voice Actived Ink Slinger
I fit a rubber bag into a metal cavity, then attatch a pump and metal pipes to it.. Job done
clum
Clumeleon
Force all the kids who live nearby into a room and tell them about my interests.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
I solve the problems that I've trained other people to solve when I've apparently not trained them well enough.
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
I make picture pages that advertise products and services on the world pipe that people can see through the screens with the click-clackers.
deviantsusie
Dirty Stop-out
I make people write about pretty pictures and things that look nice

My series about Chloe the dominating stepdaughter who controls her submissive stepmother has finished. It all started with Her Panties but does it end Happily Ever After?
walkeralex
Rookie Scribe
I am a tech reviewer and usually reviews different tech gadgets including, earbuds, headphones, [url=]usb headsets[/url], ipads, tablets and smartphones.
Guest
Lurker
The oldest profession
Unknown User
I'm a highly paid babysitter.
Fiona69m
Word Wizard
order stuff/ add up stuff/ check stuff/ chat to customers about stuff/ make sure people are trained about stuff.............
davidanddenise
Rookie Scribe
Fuse various types of metal into more usable forms, when I'm not putting "The wet stuff on the red stuff."
krystalg
Smut-slinging slut
I point to the big, obvious sign written in bold, stand-out lettering and say, "Right over there." Then, later, I circle the "X" on the receipt and point out that they need to sign right where the receipt says "signature".
Am I a good witch, or a bad witch? History will decide
MysticalWanderer
Active Ink Slinger
I help the nerds grow bigger brains, and to confuse people with their unwanted scientific facts and mathematical formulas.
Meagananne1986
Sexy Seductive Siren
Overcharge corporations to keep them from suffering from poorly-written contracts that screw the public and reduce their profitability.