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22 Jan 2014

Quote by simplyjohn
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

and if one had subsisted entirely on Hot Pockets (or Kiera's puke

pizzas?) (ok ok KK I'll lay off that lol), that would be equivalent to the entire Soviet Union's nuclear arsenal circa......oh......1980?

filmmaker Paul Thomas Anderson's wife is Maya Rudolph, SNL funny gal and daughter of Mini Ripperton, the high-pitched vocalist who provided us with "Love in You", one of the most insanely messed-up top 20 tunes from the 70's.

"UUUUH-UUUUH-UUUUH, UH, UH, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

25 Jan 2014

Belgians have tried to deliver mail using cats. It didn't work

25 Jan 2014

Now that is ya it you are now breathing manually

Haha sad

25 Jan 2014

Now that is ya it you are now breathing manually

Haha smile

25 Jan 2014

Now that I say it you are now breathing manually

Haha smile

25 Jan 2014

you cant keep your eyes open when you sneeze

25 Jan 2014

I read in the newspaper yesterday that Canada has banned Marmite and Iron Bru???

I think its somewhat extreme tbh. Im not an iron bru drinker never liked it that much and I detest marmite (you either love it or you hate it right??)

Still I think completely banning them was a bit extreme but that's Canadians for you I suppose coffee

See below newspaper report Whistle

Canada orders Briton to stop selling Marmite and Irn-The consolations of Irn Bru and Marmite .

The owner of a British food shop in Canada says he has been ordered to stop selling Marmite, Ovaltine and Irn-Bru because they contain illegal additives.

Tony Badger, who owns a chain called Brit Foods, told local media that food safety officials blocked a large import shipment of the popular products.

Mr Badger said he had been selling the items since 1997.

Food safety officials confirmed some items were barred for sale but said only meat was removed from the store.

"We've been bringing Irn-Bru in since the very beginning," Mr Badger told CKOM.

The bright orange caffeinated drink is particularly popular in Scotland, but sold in countries around the world.

"My understanding was we were importing legally. We've been declaring it through a customs broker and we've never had an issue until now," said Mr Badger.

No health risk
Press Association Irn-Bru is the most popular soft drink in Scotland
Irn-Bru contains the food colouring Ponceau 4R. It is not permitted in foods for sale in Canada, the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) said in a statement to the BBC.

The colouring has been linked to hyperactivity.

In addition, the agency told the BBC that "drinks and a yeast-based spread" found in the Brit Foods shipment and subsequently on the shelves in the shops were not approved for sale in Canada. The agency did not list specific brand names.

It said the spread was banned because it contained added vitamins "not permitted to be added to spreads" under Canadian food regulations.

The agency said the shop had come to its inspectors' attention when a shipment was rejected at customs in Montreal because it contained meat.

Canada does not allow importation of beef products from the UK.

The CFIA said that during a follow-up visit to Brit Foods the meat was "placed under detention because of improper documentation".

But the agency said the drinks and spread found at Brit Foods shops, while in violation of Canada's food safety laws, were not a health risk and were not removed from the store shelves.

"These are technical violations of the regulations," the agency told the BBC in a statement. "There is no food safety risk associated with these products."

'Insanity'

Mr Badger said he first ran into trouble in October when his Christmas stock was seized as it was imported from Britain.

He is worried he will no longer be able to import the popular items.

"The concern now is, with the next shipment, if it gets held there may be new issues with new products, so it somewhat paralyses our ability to bring new product in," he said, adding the delays had already cost him thousands of dollars.

But he said the agency was now conducting a health assessment on the foods to determine whether they were fit for sale.

"I haven't heard of anyone dying from consuming Irn-Bru in Scotland or Britain," he said. "So hopefully we will get a favourable decision."

One customer, Briton Nigel Westwick, told the Star Phoenix newspaper that he "couldn't understand the insanity" of preventing Irn-Bru from entering Canada.

"For a country that allows one to buy firearms, guns, bullets... stopping a soft drink suitable for all ages seems a little ludicrous."

The CFIA told the BBC it had initiated an investigation and would "take appropriate action as needed".

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cats sleep 16 to hours a day.

i know i have 2.

26 Jan 2014

Giraffes cannot yawn.

7 Feb 2014

Blue Hamster

My Karma just ran over your Dogma

7 Feb 2014

Eight presidents have died in office 4 of them were from Ohio William Harrison, James Garfield, William Mckinley and Warren Harding!

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10 Feb 2014

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15 Feb 2014

The 18-year old Nhurah A. was caught having sex with a cow in Indonesia. Therefore he had to marry it. He collapsed during the ceremony and the cow got drowned in the sea.

16 Feb 2014

She saved a horse by riding a cowboy.

16 Feb 2014

There are only two human organs whose ONLY purpose is sexual pleasure. Has no other function. Women have both (clitoris and g-spot) and men have neither. Yet many men seem to think sex is all about their pleasure!

16 Feb 2014

I want a good master ♡ angel7

17 Feb 2014

The average person laughs ten times a day - I am not average haha

24 Feb 2014

April

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24 Feb 2014

'There are about 1,000 recognised euphemisms for ‘vagina’ in the English language'

7 Mar 2014

Red heads hair does not turn grey

26 May 2015

About 70% of Earth’s fresh water is in the Antarctic ice cap.

(which is melting due to global warming)

27 May 2015

There's no 'I' in "team"

28 May 2015

A random fact. I like saying hi to Ajax! hello2

28 May 2015

It is against the law to purchase or consume Jack Daniels Whiskey in the city where it is produced (Lynchburg, TN).

28 May 2015

I can swim without break for a mile in the ocean, if accompanied :P

29 May 2015

The sky is many different colors.

29 May 2015

Tallahassee was the only capitol to not be captured by Northern Forces during the Civil War

29 May 2015

Although it is part of the canon law, celibacy of the catholic priests was not enforced until the XIIth century.

31 May 2015

I have the best Daddy ever...

31 May 2015

the latest robin hood movie (Russell Crowe) is full of historical inaccuracies.

amongt them being a bad timeline that would put the story 30 years later then its meant to be by legend.