Things Everyone But You Have Done...

10 Oct 2015

I have never had an energy drink
I have never been to a strip joint
I have never been to Alaska
I have never belly danced
I have never eaten liver
I have never hunted
I never had phone sex
I have never used face time or for video chat

10 Oct 2015

I have never used any illegal substance, nor marihuana.
I never had sex with more than one person at the time.
I never had sex with another man.
I never had sex with "an audience".
I never had the chance to swim with anything larger than a pilot whale.
I never dived in the Red Sea or the Pacific.
I never forgave the asshole that sexually abused adolescent boys, causing a 15-year old boy to hang himself.

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10 Oct 2015

I have never been married.
I have no children.
I haven't had sex or sexual contact with anyone for a very long time.
I've never been to Europe or a strip club.
I have never dyed my hair or worn a bikini.
I have never driven on a freeway.

12 Oct 2015

had sex

14 Oct 2015

I have never been to Europe
I have been around the world
I have never been sky diving
I have never been scuba diving

14 Oct 2015

Quote by Mysteria27
I have never stayed on a farm.

Never milked a cow
Gathered eggs

Or anything like that

You have a standing invitation, then, dear. Not that I live on a farm--just a house, in the city, but with two Red Star laying hens (Lucy and Julie) in the backyard who lay two eggs per day without fail, and I'm pretty sure that I could find you a place to have the opportunity to milk a cow, if you were really interested.

It's a learned skill, the first time is very messy and the cows can get very impatient (and 1500+ pounds of impatience is not awesome), but I'd be happy to teach you. Just remember that as with horses, you have to be careful to not lean against the cow--she'll lean back, and that can lead to some very painful endings for all involved.

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14 Oct 2015

I have never had sushi.

14 Oct 2015

Quote by HeraTeleia

You have a standing invitation, then, dear. Not that I live on a farm--just a house, in the city, but with two Red Star laying hens (Lucy and Julie) in the backyard who lay two eggs per day without fail, and I'm pretty sure that I could find you a place to have the opportunity to milk a cow, if you were really interested.

It's a learned skill, the first time is very messy and the cows can get very impatient (and 1500+ pounds of impatience is not awesome), but I'd be happy to teach you. Just remember that as with horses, you have to be careful to not lean against the cow--she'll lean back, and that can lead to some very painful endings for all involved.

That might be fun. Thank you, dear....xo

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14 Oct 2015

I have never:

Surfed

Played 18 holes of real golf

Hiked

Made a fire by myself

Gone on a Tobaggon

Walked Through A Haunted House (Never Will)

14 Oct 2015

Quote by Mysteria27
I have never eaten Thai food.

I know a great one! It happens to be in Eugene, Oregon, so I don't get there much anymore, but next time I go you're invited - my treat, definitely!

I've never done recreational drugs.
Never been to Alaska.
Never para-sailed.
Never surfed.
Never traveled the country top-to-bottom and left-to-right in an RV. Or gone anywhere in an RV, for that matter.

Those (other than the drugs) are bucket list items.
Never watched or read any of the Twilight series. (I'm okay with that one.)

I've never had me as a friend. I hope I'm a good one.

14 Oct 2015

Jeff, you are definitely a good friend.

Things I have never done, some of which I would still like to try, but not the drugs, although age might have put some out of reach.

I have never been tempted by recreational drugs or illegal highs.
I have never flown an aeroplane,
I have never been up in a hot air balloon.
I have never surfed, windsurfed or paraglided.
I have never been to Africa or South America.
I have never driven a racing car.
I have never watched the X factor.

14 Oct 2015

Quote by Green_Man
I have never had sushi.

You really should try it, preferably in Japan, where it is rather different from what you might expect.

14 Oct 2015

I've never farted in a space shuttle

14 Oct 2015

Wow, so many things people haven't done. I feel privelidged to have done most of the things on this page. As for me...
I have never been to New Zealand.
I have never smoked, and never will
I have never taken drugs and never will.
I have never faked an orgasm, and will never need to lol
I have never lied
Oops I just did!!!!!!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

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14 Oct 2015

Wow, so many things people haven't done. I feel privelidged to have done most of the things on this page. As for me...
I have never been to New Zealand.
I have never smoked, and never will
I have never taken drugs and never will.
I have never faked an orgasm, and will never need to lol
I have never lied
Oops I just did!!!!!!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!

14 Oct 2015

I have never been in a hot air balloon

I have never sky dived....but would love to do it

I have never gone ice fishing

I have never been in an RV

I have never been on a camping trip

I have never read the bible from start to finish

I have never gone Christmas Caroling

14 Oct 2015

never roller skated, rollerblade, or ice skated.

14 Oct 2015

Quote by BethanyFrasier
Been shit-faced drunk!

Me either Bethany, but when a woman has a body like yours, it is best to keep a clear mind. Being as easy as I am, it does not mean any guy may have the goodies.

16 Oct 2015

I have never learned to swim..

16 Oct 2015

acted like a lil bitch

16 Oct 2015

Quote by elizabethblack
I have never learned to swim..

My father taught me, in a small creek in the Ozarks, one memorable afternoon. It was rather easy with one I trusted.

16 Oct 2015

I have never swam in a lake

I have never yodeled

I have never Para-Sailed

Never went Bungee-Jumping

Never went to an opera

Never wore a mink coat

16 Oct 2015

I have NEVER, (seriously) fully completed a CROSSWORD puzzle.

I have NEVER played POKER!

I have never played GOLF. (Nor will I...)

I have never found a lasting TRUE LOVE. (Not really.)

I have NEVER got WHAT ALL THE FUCKING FUSS IS ABOUT JAMES JOYCE!

I have never seen the movie, 'CASABLANCA'.

I have never read a TWILIGHT novel or '50 Shades Of Grey'. (I TRIED!)

I cannot drive a motorbike.

I have never PROPERLY ridden a Horse!

I have never done ANYTHING that AT THE TIME I thought might be a SERIOUSLY bad idea. (Yeah, I KNOW!)

I have NEVER been able to QUITE get it together.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO GIVE UP!

xx SF

16 Oct 2015

Quote by Magical_felix
acted like a lil bitch

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

16 Oct 2015

I have never had a pet (due to allergies)

I have never made a candle

I have never jumped on a trampoline.

I have never drank scotch

I have never cross stiched

I have never had sex with a woman or french kissed a woman

16 Oct 2015

I have never been on The London Eye

I have never driven a black cab

I have never had tomato sauce (I hate tomato it taste ewww)

I have never ridden a motorbike (death trap)

I have never done the spits (looks painful)

I have never kissed a girl

I have never eaten snails (ewww)

I have never denied that I was a Brosset

I have never played the drums.

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16 Oct 2015

Quote by Mysteria27

I have never made a candle

*I'VE MADE A CANDLE!!!* (Really!)

xx SF

16 Oct 2015

Quote by stephanie

*I'VE MADE A CANDLE!!!* (Really!)

xx SF

I would love to see that candle...giggles. I actually did make a candle it was in 6th grade we made Ice cream soda candles...

EDIT...

16 Oct 2015

I have never seen "A Christmas Story."

I have never learned a foreign language (other than, like, counting to 10 in Spanish).

I have never seen a single episode of any reality television show.

I have never cheated on a woman (depending a small bit on your definition of cheating, to be absolutely honest).

I have never has sex with a man (though I have been approached several times).

I have never learned to play a musical instrument.

I have never been to Antarctica (but really want to go).

I have never been downhill skiing, even though I live in frikkin Colorado.

17 Oct 2015

Quote by Green_Man

My father taught me, in a small creek in the Ozarks, one memorable afternoon. It was rather easy with one I trusted.

That's well put.