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Things you should not say on a 1st date...

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Guest
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...so that's how I got stranded here on your planet.
James1992
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What's your favourite STI/Venereal Disease?
bigbubblygurlnc
Advanced Wordsmith
So I am into clowns. They turn me on. Can you put on this rainbow wig and big nose for me?

I am into fat chicks, so you will do nicely.

You are not too fat to have a boyfriend.

My mom is coming to pick me up at 9, so eat fast.

You are my first date since the break up.
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
I really like to tie my boyfriends up and have complete control of them. In fact I have handcuffs in my purse mind if we start now?

Giggles

Xo
petrova
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I think I already love you.

*L*
I could show you INCREDIBLE things...
Guest
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What was your name again?
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
I like to get very drunk and then stand on table. Do you want to do this with me?

Giggles,
xo
Guest
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"So when are you due?"

xx SF
Unknown User
I am a virgin...
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
so...i found your number in a stall and i must admit -i AM having a good time!

Say. Her. Name.
Guest
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"Anyway Jane... SORRY, Jean... Janet? JANICE??? I'm sorry I've TOTALLY forgotten your name!"

xx SF

Nicola: "It's Nicola."
Buz
The Linebacker
Don't say 'Yeehaaa' unless she's extremely bleach blonde. In that case do say 'Yeehaaa'. She'll like it and you'll get lucky.
Guest
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Excuse me , My mother is on the phone.
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by Sabroan
What was your name again?


This is bad? No wonder....
Porgy87
Senior Analyst
I'm pretty sure my colostomy bag won't need changing until after dinner.
Unknown User
Dont be embarrassed if my teeth fall into my dinner... It happens quite often... sad
Porgy87
Senior Analyst
Is yellow a good color for a, ah... you know..., personal discharge?
nichols_10
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I brought Viagra just in case.
Unknown User
Quote by sindycane
Let's do body shots.


You should ALWAYS say this on a first date! ;)
Guest
Lurker
"but a lot of women thinks it's gay to like Judy Garland, Liza Minelli, Kylie, Lady Gaga, Mahler and early Madonna. I mean PUR-Lease, SWEETHEART!"

xx SF
Guest
Lurker
"Great outfit! Luckily I LIKE kooky broads!"

xx SF
Guest
Lurker
"My favourite BOOKS? Wow! The Bible, of course, 50 Shades... Anything about Hitler, Colouring Books... Twilight... Donald Trump's autobiography,... The usual stuff..."

xx SF
Mysteria27
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Yea.....These are my dentures I got them last week.

xo
Guest
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*You with the QUESTIONS!!! Okay, favourite music... My OWN, I guess! Oh yeah! I write my own stuff. It's sort of Modern Jazz fusion but with a Prog Rock Heavy Metal edge... More Death Metal actually... I was once nearly signed to EMI but then they listened to the tape. I was once on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine! NO REALLY! Somebody dropped it in a dentist's waiting room and I trod on it. I'm JOKING!!! I don't go to the dentist, my teeth are false... Here, look..."

xx SF
Mysteria27
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I am a member of the NRA. I hope guns don't frighten you.....
Guest
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"but a lot of people don't understand that Bi-Polar is an illness... And I was like 'FUCK YOU HANNAH, YOU FUCKING CUNT!' She took out a restraining order against me, can you believe it? YOU'D never do that would you? No, I'm asking, seriously, would you? It's a simple question JUST FUCKING ANSWER ME!"

xx SF