Things you should not say on a 1st date...

9 Jun 2015

I love what you're wearing! It's very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

10 Jun 2015

How much money you make?

10 Jun 2015

'Oh...you have a kid? I really should be going soon' Has happened on more than one occasion.

10 Jun 2015

Do you mind if my mom comes along?

"Being male is a matter of birth.
Being a man is a matter of age.
Being a gentleman is a matter of choice."

10 Jun 2015

Been getting any lately?

10 Jun 2015

So when are we getting married..I want three kids and four cats.

10 Jun 2015

so for half a lager and a bag of cheese and onion crisps are you coming back to my place for hot sex?

10 Jun 2015

"You look really familiar... have you ever done porn?"

10 Jun 2015

Well again depends on how date is going.

If I want it to be over quick I'll say something like, "W'ell, my parole officer said..."

My rules on a first date is to never talk politics, religion, or about an ex.

I actually had a girl say, on our first and only date, "Just so you know, I'm on the pill."

I had another say, "I want my kids to be raised Catholic."

And yet another say, "Nice car. How much do you make?"

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10 Jun 2015

Quote by clum
"You look really familiar... have you ever done porn?"

Was cackling out loud to that one!!

10 Jun 2015

Quote by ispy
'Oh...you have a kid? I really should be going soon' Has happened on more than one occasion.

Do you prefer he bangs you first then needs to get going soon?

10 Jun 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Do you prefer he bangs you first then needs to get going soon?

Nei, I prefer he isn't too scared to be in a relationship with a woman that has a child.

10 Jun 2015

"I need to call my parole officer...", or he/she checks the cell phone too often (who are they waiting for?!) - bad signs!

11 Jun 2015

Quote by ispy

Nei, I prefer he isn't too scared to be in a relationship with a woman that has a child.

And some men prefer to date women without children and the child's father lurking around. Gotta be upfront about it.

11 Jun 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

And some men prefer to date women without children and the child's father lurking around. Gotta be upfront about it.

Telling them on the first date isn't being upfront about it? I guess I need to send an email to every man in Norway just in case we ever go on a date.

11 Jun 2015

Quote by ispy

Telling them on the first date isn't being upfront about it? I guess I need to send an email to every man in Norway just in case we ever go on a date.

Well, it is being upfront, you're right, but can you blame them for being honest? Many men have had a bad experience with women who have children. Just saying that a man backing out when you mention you have a kid isn't necessarily a bad thing. He may not have what it takes to date woman with a child and he wasn't a scumbag by dating you enough to try to fuck you then leaving. He admitted the child was an issue for him and let you know. It's not a bad thing really, it's honest. Does it make him weak? In some regard yes. Does it make him honest and truthful, maybe strong in his convictions? probably yes as well.

11 Jun 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Well, it is being upfront, you're right, but can you blame them for being honest? Many men have had a bad experience with women who have children. Just saying that a man backing out when you mention you have a kid isn't necessarily a bad thing. He may not have what it takes to date woman with a child and he wasn't a scumbag by dating you enough to try to fuck you then leaving. He admitted the child was an issue for him and let you know. It's not a bad thing really, it's honest. Does it make him weak? In some regard yes. Does it make him honest and truthful, maybe strong in his convictions? probably yes as well.

If every man could explain themself like that, instead of running away, I would have a lot more faith in men.

11 Jun 2015

Quote by ispy

If every man could explain themself like that, instead of running away, I would have a lot more faith in men.

I won't disagree with you there. Many of my fellow men can be very Neanderthal like. But even if they can't explain themselves, that might be close to what they are thinking.

11 Jun 2015

"I assume it's cool for me to crash at your place for a little while... 6 months, tops..."

11 Jun 2015

Did you shower today? You would look better with a goatee...

11 Jun 2015

*turns pockets inside out*

"Do you wanna see my impression of an elephant?"

@Lizerotica

11 Jun 2015

Quote by nichols_10
Been getting any lately?

LOL!

12 Jun 2015

I'm married, is that a problem?

15 Jun 2015

What do you like to do? (Up to you...) Guy clueless.

What movie do you like to watch? (I like to watch that.... ) Guy not convinced.

What food would you like to eat? (I want sushi.... ) Guy not really into Japanese food.

Where are we going? (Mall?....) Guy responds... why there? too many people.

...... Some men really don't know how to surprise women, or perhaps plan ahead or know what we somehow like?

I could show you INCREDIBLE things...