You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Buz
Quit trying to be nice to the Canadians. Eh!
They are a sneaky bunch. Just wait until you get a hold of one of their scratch 'n sniff Maple Leaf flags.
Lyfbuz wears this shirt everyday!
Quote by sprite
ok, back on why i hate LB
he won't fondle my butt, no matter how many times i ask.
Quote by sprite
he won't fondle my butt, no matter how many times i ask.
Quote by NymphWriter
Hey... I married a Canadian and I've never been happier.
Quote by GabrielSweet
Well, I am not acquainted with LB and tend not to pass judgement on people I don't know. With that said, the stories you have all been sending really do make it easier .... Thanks
I told you lil one, you don't even have to ask, all you have to do is turn around and wait. I would be honored to tease your tushy **S**
Ciao
Quote by Buz
See, you've been brainwashed already. He probably used the maple syrup torture on you and you can't remember a thing. Those Canadians are a sneaky and dangerous bunch, I tell you.
Beware of the Maple Leaf!
Quote by LYFBUZ
No one tell Buz that the mascot of his beloved Bulldogs is named "Que" short for 'Quebec", a province in Canada
Quote by PhilU
Bacon is awesome, I quite like Canadians (they voted for Trudeau, while Americans... um, didn't) and I don't really know LYFBUZ. But I'll add one more reason to hate him.
Tolstoy.
'nuff said...
Quote by Buz
See, you've been brainwashed already. He probably used the maple syrup torture on you and you can't remember a thing. Those Canadians are a sneaky and dangerous bunch, I tell you.
Beware of the Maple Leaf!
Quote by LYFBUZ
Gabriel: surely you aren't going to believe the stories from this bunch of miscreants?
Given the story writing prowess and creative imaginations they demonstrate in their published stories they are either:
1) accomplished liars
2) their lives are filled with illicit sex and wild debauchery and they seek to drag poor, innocent Lyfbuz into their dark world
If anyone told you about the mad adventure with the twins in Vegas, well that one was true. I'm quite proud of that one actually.
Quote by sprite
#1) he eats bacon.
#2) he's canadian. 'nuff said.
Quote by NymphWriter
It's true!!! But let me tell you... it makes sex just so much more kinky!
Quote by GabrielSweet
You know LB, you have a valid point. I did not consider the talents of the ones that told me all those ...... interesting tales. I do enjoy their tales of wild debauchery, and they have taken me to some very enlightening places. So I may have to investigate more. I was weakened by their feminine wiles. Well, at least from the loss of bodily fluids, But to be honest, #1 was a gimme... you know, women. Also, #2, well to be honest that went more on their side because, you see, they drug me in and I can't see what you are waiting for. Come on in, the water's sweet.
Her lovely Spritness told me about the twins, It is awesome to know that it is true and you are willing to admit it. She did tell me that Jack was a lot more into it that Jim. Well, one outta two is pretty good. Keep trying.
Ciao
Quote by kiera
He supports Chelsea. What's not to hate?
Hey Gooner *fistbump*
Quote by LYFBUZ
You American girls; always bragging about your Canadian lovers
Quote by NymphWriter
Hey... he cooks, he cleans, he's incredible in bed... fuck yeah I'm bragging about my Canadian lover!!!
Quote by LYFBUZ
No wonder I'm hated. I also support Man City and Man United. Yes I know that's fucked up but I'm a Gemini; two souls. I used to live in Manchester.
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He likes football
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Football is Ok but let's face it, hockey is the coolest game on earth.
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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Only because it is played on ice!!
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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If you had got her phone number, I woiuld have been impressed
whatever for? I just nudge her awake 
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
