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3 Things About Yourself

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I. I take 3hr naps then start my day or I take 13hr nap and do nothing instead.

II. Redvines over Twizzlers any day.

III. I do not allow Vallarta cashier's to bag my groceries as they just want to shove everything
into five resusable grocery bags when I literally have 15 bags w/ me.
I just place everything in cart and bag the items myself once I get to The Beast(my blk matte Challenger).
Denim_Daisy10
Southern Barefoot Angel
I love to crochet
I love pretty storage boxes
I have a vast amount of pens and stickers
Bryne
Forum Wordsmith
1. I collect way too many things.

2. I'm still having a hell of a time figuring out cryptocurrencies.

3. I love chocolate.
Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile - Mark Twain
trione
Active Ink Slinger
1. I'll say anything to anyone, I have no filters.
2. Motorcycle and sailboats are my only form of transportation.
3. Seeing my lady happy is the best feeling in the world.
tomfunn
Active Ink Slinger
I enjoy scuba diving

I love the desert

I love my mom
MysticalWanderer
Active Ink Slinger
1) I love my alone-time.
2) Having a god-like personality,
3) Trying to become a philosopher, but meh.
Guest
Lurker
I don't like love scenes or regular porn.

I've literally read a million books in my lifetime.

I would love to be a DJ.
Unknown User




I. I love cleaning;i.e., laundry is my favorite.

II. I use to own signed cassettes, cd's, vinyl albums from DEPECHE MODE but gifted them all
to my parents as I fell out of love w/ their noise.

III. I carry these little cuties w/ me when I go out as I sometimes get a craving for
chocolate pudding, fruit cups or street food.
The plastic utensils they give you just aren't helpful.
Oh, and of course, my own black napkins.
Little Scissors for cutting into things.
Long stiletto or coffin acrylic nails aren't the best to open up things.



The spoon is 5inches and the fork is 5.5inches long.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
1. I had my first COVID vaccine on Tuesday; I feel like shit.
2. I missed my original first vaccine appointment because I don't know how to change a tyre. Who does these days?
3. I've recently started purchasing really cool kitchen appliances that I don't really need. Like an egg steamer, we don't even ever really eat eggs.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

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Teachme2night
Advanced Wordsmith
1. I've Got a Lot to Learn.

2. I AM trying hard to learn.

3. This is a perfect spot to learn!

TeachMeTonight!
Guest
Lurker
passion
weird
awesome
Guest
Lurker
1) I'm Passionate
2) I'm Friendly
3) I'm Flirty
Guest
Lurker
smartass
weird
awkward
kistinspencil
Voyeur @ f/64
I'm very tall
I'm still boyish thin
I've given up all my addictions except the ones I want to keep
AZtecPriiNcesS
Advanced Wordsmith
1. I absolutely love my lips
2. I love that I play dumb very well
3. I'm super creative
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
My car has a broken water pump
I'm stuck in West Virginia with a broken down car
I've been stuck here for two days (so far) cuz the stupid Honda dealer in this town can't seem to fix my car.
kistinspencil
Voyeur @ f/64
Quote by Beffer
My car has a broken water pump
I'm stuck in West Virginia with a broken down car
I've been stuck here for two days (so far) cuz the stupid Honda dealer in this town can't seem to fix my car.


Did you offer to break his water pump?
etairay
Active Ink Slinger
- I love my lil hurricanes ?♥ cute lil beasties ..gotta love 'em
- I love Sunday family lunches ??? ..food coma to the max
- I miss my mum dearly ?♥ one of my heartbeat

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
Guest
Lurker
Singing

Dancing

Choreography
Fiona69m
Word Wizard
honest, likes a drink,,,, loves a intense romantic connection
ManicProgress
Rookie Scribe
1. I love sex outdoors (Grand Canyon was fun)
2. I have a pet tarantula
3. Concerts are my favorite thing in the world
ScubaMike
Active Ink Slinger
3 things

1) Entrepreneur
2) Married 20 years
3) secret push over lol
radiantindigo
Active Ink Slinger
1. I play the banjo.
2. I work out every day, more for stress relief than physical fitness, though that's a bonus smile
3. I love to crochet.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
1. I break a lot of rules
2. I usually get away with it
3. Sometimes I don't
Sexybutt
Active Ink Slinger
1. I love art.

2. Never was with a woman until I was 23.

3. I watch a lot of porn.
JustAnotherSapphic
Carey’d away.
I would be polyamorous if I didn't get incredibly jealous of anyone who even just looks at the one(s) I love.

I've been called a yandere before.

Markiplier hurts my teeth cause his username makes me think of old-fashioned tooth extractions (that is, the kind way before anesthesia where you'd only have a bullet to bite on).

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
Unknown User
1. I LOVE Alaska.

2. I love, gloomy rainy days.

3. I HATE spiders....
KimmiBeGood
Simple Scribbler
1. Non-severe thunderstorms turn me on

2. I haven't been able to fly in an airplane since 9/11

3. I am more comfortable around animals and kids than adults

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️
Unknown User
I don't like any holidays

Most things about me are unconventional.

I grew up with an outhouse on the property.