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wiseowl
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Broccoli is also my favorite vegetable, cauliflower a close second.
I love walking along a river bank, looking at snow capped mountains in the distance. (I love mountains)
I like wearing underwear.

Hi Mr. Owl


Hi sweet SugarBear! You'll have to come over for broccoli sometime!

I like girls who wear underwear
Alaska was my dream destination at one time
Going fishing with my best friend can't be beat
simplyjohn
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I really do like steak and eat too much of it.

I work full-time as a delivery driver

I listen to Classic FM from circa 6am to 10pm every day.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Remember that stirring song by Nina Simone: "Young, Gifted and Black"?

Well, just for the record, I ain't none of those. (sigh) ;)
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LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
This thread makes me smile

I love to read

I try to think before I speak
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
I can eat, drink and smoke cigarettes moreorless at the same time smile
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn
I really do like steak and eat too much of it.

I work full-time as a delivery driver

I listen to Sad FM from circa 6am to 10pm every day.


Fixed that for you.

I never listen to Sad FM
I don't have air conditioning but really wish I did right now because it's fucking hot.
I've discovered since going to Whipsnade Zoo on Sunday that I really, really love Elephants.
The Duchess of Tart

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apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Quote by kiera


Fixed that for you.

I never listen to Sad FM
I don't have air conditioning but really wish I did right now because it's fucking hot.
I've discovered since going to Whipsnade Zoo on Sunday that I really, really love Elephants.





I do not like the M25
I do not like so many cars
I do not like the angry drivers

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by apptobebad





I do not like the M25
I do not like so many cars
I do not like the angry drivers






Thank you

I also do not like the M25
Or the M3
Or that stupid roundabout in Hemel Hempstead..what is with that??
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
NomDePlume
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I am a pretty decent Scrabble player
I really like the seaside
I love the smell of rain on hot, dry tarmac
My body begged for release and for more; for a perfect moment, a sublime stalemate held

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December 2017
simplyjohn
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Quote by kiera


Fixed that for you.

I never listen to Sad FM
I don't have air conditioning but really wish I did right now because it's fucking hot.
I've discovered since going to Whipsnade Zoo on Sunday that I really, really love Elephants.


One gets to an age when the head banging sort of 'music' you listen to is no longer appealing. One looks for something more soothing, powerful at times and stimulating. I admit I didnt start to listen to classical music until I was around 50. Give it a try later this year when you also reach the aforementioned age; you may be very surprised.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn


One gets to an age when the head banging sort of 'music' you listen to is no longer appealing. One looks for something more soothing, powerful at times and stimulating. I admit I didnt start to listen to classical music until I was around 30. Give it a try later this year when you also reach the aforementioned age; you may be very surprised.


I sure hope I don't make as many typos as you do when I reach 'said' age. Fixed that for you again, you're welcome.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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I'm petite
I'm shy
I wear glasses not contact lens
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by simplyjohn


One gets to an age when the head banging sort of 'music' you listen to is no longer appealing. One looks for something more soothing, powerful at times and stimulating. I admit I didnt start to listen to classical music until I was around 50. Give it a try later this year when you also reach the aforementioned age; you may be very surprised.


i ain't never ever gonna be that old.

3 things... umm...
i can do hand stands but not head stands
i once walked on hot coals in bare feet.
i own a mirror ball - it's hanging from our living room ceiling. it's not full size, btw.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
I am close friends with an inordinate number of college professors from 3 different universities.

Kids, dogs, and horses love me, even though I don't want any kids of my own.

I live in the 8th snobbiest town in Ohio.
sprite
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I am close friends with an inordinate number of college professors from 3 different universities.

Kids, dogs, and horses love me, even though I don't want any kids of my own.

I live in the 8th snobbiest town in Ohio.



aren't there like only 8 towns in Ohio...?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I am passionate about things that matter to me, like to the point where it's annoying.

I am a huge Phil Collins and Nickleback fan, even if most people dislike the both of them.

I fall in absolute love with anyone who can make me laugh and I love making others laugh in return.
chesh78
Active Ink Slinger
I hate the pain of tattoo needles, but I keep getting tattooed because I love my ink.

I'm a perfectionist, and hate the fact that I can't always get what's in my head out onto the page exactly as I want it.

I'm addicted to chicken McNuggets. Those sharing boxes of 20? Yeah - I'm not sharing. Nom-nom-nom!
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1. My kids learn new words when they are passengers when I'm driving

2. I love ginger covered chocolate

3. I had sex in a university classroom mid-day, and she and I did not get caught
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
I love quiz programs.
i dont know why programmes became programs.
I have not been to Whipsnade zoo.

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1) I'm of almost 100% Anglo-Saxon ancestry.
My family, as most Hessen Germans, are
direct descendants of two small Germanic tribes,
the Angles and Saxons documented from 230 BC,
who later, after the Roman collapse,
also migrated to Britain in 400-500 AD.

2) We have lived here on our farm for almost 300 years.
We train horses for others from all over the world
in Equestrian, Olympic, Rodeo, and racing events,
like Steeplechase, Barrel Racing, and trotters for Cage Racing.

3)I love to travel. I've lived or visited the Netherlands,
Austria, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Poland, Switzerland,
Romania, Ukraine, Russia, France, Spain, Portugal, Italy,
Greece, Belgium, Britain, Scotland, Turkey, Saudi Arabia,
and Egypt so far.
69Kisses96
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1. I treasure intelligence above everything except kindness.
2. I've never been to Europe, but would love to go.
3. I'd have never dreamed that Ivanka was 300.
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1. I own, ride and repair my purple Harley
2. I am a gourmet cook and will be leaving my favorite cannoli recipe here soon
3. I live at my beach house from May to August almost every summer
Dancewithme
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Quote by PurePurplePassion
1. I own, ride and repair my purple Harley
2. I am a gourmet cook and will be leaving my favorite cannoli recipe here soon
3. I live at my beach house from May to August almost every summer


OMG!!! Did you say Cannoli Dani????
ME LOVA CANNOLI!!!

I also love a motorcycle and my leather jacket. (Sorry Divine Miss Spritely!!)

I love gingersnaps in milk!
MollyDoll
Southern Charmer
1. I have a southern accent. There are 5 audios if you want to hear it.
2. My music library is huge. It ranges from Classical to Rap and every genre in between.
3. I get excited thinking of fall because of hayrides and haunted houses. I love being scared in a controlled environment.

I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.

If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
I Failed my first driving test too.
I like watching Golf
I cannot play Golf.

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Guest
Lurker
1. I love to cook
2. I hate dishonesty
3. I love watching and participating in different sports.
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
I am hot
I am sticky
I am referring to the weather

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georgiebites
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I love summer and the heat.

I love too easily and tend to get hurt.

I love to host dinner parties for friends and family.