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3 Things About Yourself

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Okay, since I am new to the Lush community this is a good exercise for me. Nothing earth shattering here.

1. There are two experiences that draw me to writing poetry - one- when i am falling madly in love {erotic poetry} - two - when i am falling depressingly out of love {dark sonnets}
2. From the moment I saw her as a 12yo on Hannah Montana, I have had a imaginary love/lust relationship with Miley C. Rock on girl!
3. I often get songs as "ear-worms", the worst is "Crimson and Golden" a song my mom used to play. The only cure for me when i get an ear-worm is to fuck the hel out of myself or for someone else to fuck the hell out of me. Fucking ear-worms are a curse and a pleasure.
1. I have beautiful blue eyes.

2. I have a back dimples weekness.

3. I kinda have a crush on a lush girl right now.

And if there was a 4...I hate my username.
I just want to be someone's everything....is that a problem?
My brain has no filter to my mouth.

I am consistent.

Retirement is hard to get used to.
Resurrection the Beginning...My first story...Please feel free to have a look

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/resurrection-the-beginning.aspx

Resurrection the Resurgence...Second in the series...

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/resurrection-the-resurgence.aspx

Resurrection the Redemption...Third in the series...

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/novels/resurrectionthe-redemption.aspx
At one time I was part owner of one of the largest video chains.
I have a degree in Philosophy and Psychology.
I now own a bookshop and part of a Blues Lounge.
I am on holiday now until Friday morning.
I spent 7 hours coarse fishing today.
I had bangers, mash and baked beans for dinner.
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And if there was a 4...I hate my username.


you can have it changed, you know - just used the contact lush button and request a change. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I have been hurt.
I have been mended.
I am in love.
I helped the hurt.
I mended the broken toy
I love Amy..X
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you can have it changed, you know - just used the contact lush button and request a change. smile


I have to think of a new name now...im thinking turkey jizz. Is that just as bad?
I just want to be someone's everything....is that a problem?
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I have to think of a new name now...im thinking turkey jizz. Is that just as bad?


Umm...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Umm...



Ok ok..hint taken!
I just want to be someone's everything....is that a problem?
I don't get enough sleep
I'm a good cook
I have a great career
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I have to think of a new name now...im thinking turkey jizz. Is that just as bad?



I'm thinking you should go with BubbleButt. You know, well because of the thing...

Oh three things.

I climb mountains.
I can play music by ear.
I make the worlds worst brownies.
I went fishing again today and only caught a dozen or so roach but I lost a big one! (line broke)
Its been sunny here today so its been a good day and I am very happy smile
For dinner I had boneless salmon fillets, mash and a creamy parsley and lemon sauce (made from scratch of course... nose grows).
I am very loyal
I am a total beach girl
I am a good cook
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I'm thinking you should go with BubbleButt. You know, well because of the thing...

Oh three things.

I climb mountains.
I can play music by ear.
I make the worlds worst brownies.




Are you trying to say I have a big butt?!
I just want to be someone's everything....is that a problem?
1) I'm a very calm person
2) I get supremely angry once every 5 years or so at which time I turn into a diabolical monster
3) my brain never stops churning out ideas; most farfetched and inconsequential but every once in a while...
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Of course not. I'm sure your butt is cute but you know that popping sound you get when you pop bubble stuff you use to protect fragile stuff? Kinda like fire crackers? Yeah that.



Im pretty sure that's called bubble wrap...not bubble butt
I just want to be someone's everything....is that a problem?
I am not afraid of earthquakes.
(born and raised in California)

I love grizzly bears.
(although I don't want to be eaten by one)

I LOVE
to annoy Trinket.
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And if there was a 4...I hate my username.


lol. it is rather demanding.
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lol. it is rather demanding.



In a good way or a bad way?
I just want to be someone's everything....is that a problem?
I enjoy sex with a man
I enjoy sex with a woman
I enjoy sex with a man and a woman, at the same time.
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Okay, since I am new to the Lush community this is a good exercise for me. Nothing earth shattering here.

3. I often get songs as "ear-worms", the worst is "Crimson and Golden" a song my mom used to play. The only cure for me when i get an ear-worm is to fuck the hel out of myself or for someone else to fuck the hell out of me. Fucking ear-worms are a curse and a pleasure.


To my knowledge there is no song "Crimson and golden", I believe you mean "Crimson and clover", great song. I love the cover version.

Have fun :P

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In a good way or a bad way?


well, maybe bad for a first impression? but then again, some people might like it.
1. Since visiting here in the mountains I've ridden everyday!
2. Last night I found a black bear on my porch
3. I'm trying to decide whether or not to accept a very lucrative job offer.
I have an awesome daughter
I listen to talk radio
I love french fries