The Almighty Space Potato
"Do you need a bag?" as they hand over things that I clearly cannot carry such as a full weeks worth of food.
"Do you need a hand?" whilst watching you struggle to carry something that is clearly heavy.
I know both mean well but they just get on my nerves.
An annoying thing people say in fiction: I hate it when somebody says something twice, for emphasis.
"War is hell," he said. "It's hell."
a) Nobody does that in real life. And 2) It's lazy writing, the words should supply the power, repeating them is just an easy writing trick and a cliche.
Why don't you just snap out of it?
Somedays...damn near anything...
You think THAT'S bad..........
Yes! I do, or I would not have bitched about it! I hate it when someone feels the need to 'ONE UP' my bad day...
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I didn't mean to do it.
Just wtf .. someone forced you did they!!
Dad .. Dad .. can I borrow at bit of money .. just £800 until payday then I promise you will get it back!! lol tongue in cheek but really!! .. a bit of money!! .. payday arrives .. repaid? ... yeah right!!
*shakes head*
ok off to work ... nope thats not something people say that I hate.
Anyone lazy enough to use numbers in their words instead of letters or deliberately spell things wrong because apparently ignorance is attractive these days. Oh and when people don't capitalize names, that's a personal peeve.
Everything happens for a reason....in my opinion when you use that phrase you should have to then state said reason...
You can trust me
(Clearly its annoying when I hear people, that I know that can't be trusted, tell me this. It is just really annoying.)
It's what they don't say that I find irritating.
I hate when people ask me if I'm Okay.
I hate when people say Hush or Shhhhh
When people tell me to lower my voice....This is how I fucking talk.....giggles
Calling someone dude. I find it disrespectful.
I hate when I ask someone how are they doing and they actually tell me.
"Money can't buy happiness" Yeah, well, it sure makes being MISERABLE easier, doesn't it? To me, it's something only rich people say. It's aKin to "Let them eat cake" IMO...
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Life's a bitch and then you die.
If I need depressing life lessons then...actually wait! I DON'T need depressing life lessons. I can't stand being around people who don't know how to pull something good from each day in their life. Except on rare occasions you choose if you have a bad day. It's all about perception. You can't have a positive day with a negative attitude.
"I'm blunt" "I'm honest." So often an excuse to be unkind. Kindness matters. A LOT.
1) "Well look who it is?"
2) "OMG! Is it really you?"
1)a. because u don't know if it is u they r actually addressing.. u or someone else in yr group or behind u or elsewhere?
1)b. because u get the guilts because suddenly u realise that they know u have been avoiding them for ages.. which actually might truly have been accidental .. but they don't think so!
1)c. because u know that they r pretending they have forgotten yr name .. or have forgotten yr name .. but don't want to see u anyway..
2) all of the above but being as sarcastic as possible!
I hate it when people say ,you know what I mean or its not my department or what time is it ,I mean go buy a watch!
When members quote another member and then post "This"
Why not just say 'i agree'.
And "giggles xo" that shits annoying .
"I know you're busy, but can you....?"
