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Are You a Thread Killer?

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Do people stop posting in threads after you?

Yes, and I am sooo ashamed
Yes, but I'm not bovverred cos I got the final say
No, and I'm pleased
No
I've never noticed before
Eh?
Give me cookies
Give me cookies, please
Go and have a wank or something
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
In real life, I'm very socially awkward . And online, too.

Sometimes, I purposely don't post in threads because I'm worried that I'm a "Thread Killer". Those who suffer from this issue will know exactly what I mean.

Once a Thread Killer posts, their name will stay listed on the titles page, and the thread can stay there for days, weeks and months before anybody else may or may not post.

I hate seeing my name there. It's bad enough being a Thread Killer without everybody knowing about it. And it's okay to be completely ignored, as long as somebody else posts after me, so that my name isn't on the titles page, thus marking me out as a Thread Killer.

Sometimes, I just want to contribute because I can, even if it's complete bollocks I'm spouting. We all need to do that sometimes. But the bollocks is a million times worse if you killed the thread as well.

Am I alone in this fear? Are there any other Thread Killers out there?!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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Guest
Lurker
I'm a Thread Killer. (Or at least I have been in the past...)

I usually do it when I am (a) DRUNK, (b) VERY EMOTIONAL, (c) VERY ANGRY, (d) IN EGOMANIAC MODE, (e) A COMBINATION OF ALL OF THE PRECEDING...

I don't sweat it. Most people know I'm basically quite nice but can be a professional asshole betimes! (I BET I've said SORRY to people more than ANYONE else here!)

But NONE of your options apply, Daisy, so I have not cast a vote!

There is only ONE PROPER WAY to kill a thread. It's when the final poster, like the lawyer in 'To Kill A Mockingbird', makes his case so beautifully and succinctly that there is no follow up.

(And THAT'S why we have MILIK!)

xx SF

Judith: "His or HER case, Irish..."

Me: "I meant that. Hey, I have a CANADIAN joke..."

Judith: "Hey? You say 'hey' now? I DO NOT say 'hey', Esteban... Go on..."

Me: "WHY DO I HATE CANADIANS?"

Judith: "I can't wait..."

Me: "Because HALF of them speak French and the other half fucking LET THEM!!!"

Judith: "On t'a bercé trop près du mur?"

Me: "HUH?"
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
I don't believe I'm a Thread Killer, I'm all too often simply ignored and people talk around my post, as if I didn't say anything at all.
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by stephanie
I'm a Thread Killer. (Or at least I have been in the past...)

I usually do it when I am (a) DRUNK, (b) VERY EMOTIONAL, (c) VERY ANGRY, (d) IN EGOMANIAC MODE, (e) A COMBINATION OF ALL OF THE PRECEDING...

I don't sweat it. Most people know I'm basically quite nice but can be a professional asshole betimes! (I BET I've said SORRY to people more than ANYONE else here!)

But NONE of your options apply, Daisy, so I have not cast a vote!

There is only ONE PROPER WAY to kill a thread. It's when the final poster, like the lawyer in 'To Kill A Mockingbird', makes his case so beautifully and succinctly that there is no follow up.



What option would you have clicked, if it was there? And they only gave me nine spaces for options, or I'd have put more.

There is always somebody who follows through with some sort of irrelevant crap or insult around here. Sometimes, it's not until months later, but it usually happens.



Quote by Poppet
I don't believe I'm a Thread Killer, I'm all too often simply ignored and people talk around my post, as if I didn't say anything at all.


Like I said, sometimes, I just want to contribute because I can. Often, people ignore me too. I don't give a toss, or I tell a friend who takes pity on me. Contribute anyway, lass. People read, even if they don't engage.
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honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i thought this thread was going in a TOTALLY different direction! as in, people who purposely ruin threads. no, i don't believe i'm a thread killer. i like to think of myself as a thread reviver. i love digging through and finding old gems.

Say. Her. Name.
Guest
Lurker
Killing them slowly by pulling them out one thread at a time.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Titties.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by Dani
Titties.


That's a thread revival. Can I get an amen, somebody?
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Buz
That's a thread revival. Can I get an amen, somebody?


*high fives*
AltaBrwnSgr
Brown Sugar
No, I'm not a thread killer. I, like Honeydipped, thought this thread was going in another direction. This site has some serial thread killers!
Guest
Lurker
I wouldn't say that I'm a thread killer as such...
I think I just rarely say anything that others deem quotable or noteworthy...
I don't blame anyone for it, not even myself. I guess I just don't fit the criteria for a thread God :P
Threads I post in may stop for ages, or they may go on as if I were never there...
Those are two of the 3 reasons why I have stopped my forum activities, aside from the odd one here or there biggrin
Plus, I don't know how to make actual emoticons in my posts, so there's no snap, no crackle, not even pop!

EDIT: I just saw that there may be cookies on offer... keep me in the loop on that one :D
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
There are lots of sexy cookie pictures that I've seen over the years, but here are a couple of fresh ones (baggsy I don't get the anal fissure one!):
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Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
I never really thought about it.

But it's almost like having the last word....I love that.

Giggles,
Xo
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Shylass
There are lots of sexy cookie pictures that I've seen over the years, but here are a couple of fresh ones (baggsy I don't get the anal fissure one!):


Those would make for some interesting additions to birthday party take-home bags :P

Some look delicious, others... not so much haha
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by theantelope


Those would make for some interesting additions to birthday party take-home bags :P

Some look delicious, others... not so much haha


I think I'll add some sweeties to the party bags...
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Quote by Shylass


I think I'll add some sweeties to the party bags...




You know you're at a grown up birthday party when you're allowed to wear shoes in the jumping castle, and you get to take home suggestive sweets in your goody bag biggrin
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by theantelope


You know you're at a grown up birthday party when you're allowed to wear shoes in the jumping castle, and you get to take home suggestive sweets in your goody bag biggrin


Where we're having the party, we don't need shoes...
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Guest
Lurker
Quote by Shylass


Where we're having the party, we don't need shoes...



A barefoot masquerade ball at the Bat Cave?
Holy comically sweet erotica! Perhaps I'll finally get to meet Bat Girl!! :P
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by theantelope



A barefoot masquerade ball at the Bat Cave?
Holy comically sweet erotica! Perhaps I'll finally get to meet Bat Girl!! :P


Yeah, see if you can distract her. She's currently trying to work out who scored her a 4 instead of a 5 on her latest story, "Holy Dildo, Batgirl Takes It Deep!" before she and Supergirl go and kick some ass...
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Quote by Shylass


Yeah, see if you can distract her. She's currently trying to work out who scored her a 4 instead of a 5 on her latest story, "Holy Dildo, Batgirl Takes It Deep!" before she and Supergirl go and kick some ass...



Batgirl told me specifically in an email that she wouldn't share that story with anyone but me! I can't believe she lied to me :P

I think my best option is to commit a mild crime (perhaps jaywalking) and both of them will be bound by their crime-fighting vow to come and "sort me out" ;) I just hope that Batman and Robin don't catch me before the girls do :S
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Dani, with her Fun Police Badge, is the real thread killer around here ;)

Edit: damn, don't leave me hanging here folks. Post!


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by theantelope



Batgirl told me specifically in an email that she wouldn't share that story with anyone but me! I can't believe she lied to me :P

I think my best option is to commit a mild crime (perhaps jaywalking) and both of them will be bound by their crime-fighting vow to come and "sort me out" ;) I just hope that Batman and Robin don't catch me before the girls do :S


I have it on good authority that Batman and Robin will only keep you in custody until the lasses get there. It's not worth the nagging if they sort you out themselves.



Quote by BiMale73
Dani, with her Fun Police Badge, is the real thread killer around here ;)

Edit: damn, don't leave me hanging here folks. Post!



The ubiquitous "titties" is the salve on that burn, lad.

I actually got online this morning to make sure I wasn't the last poster in here. And now I am AGAIN!
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Guest
Lurker
Quote by Shylass



The ubiquitous "titties" is the salve on that burn, lad.

I actually got online this morning to make sure I wasn't the last poster in here. And now I am AGAIN!



Batgirl, Supergirl and a pair of handcuffs... We've come so far from innocent little baked goods :P

There you go, you're not last in this thread any more. I'll take one for the team biggrin
TheUprightMan
'tis himself!
Am I a thread killer?

I dunno. Let's find out...
TheUprightMan
'tis himself!
I'm so desperate not to be left as the last one posting, I posted again.

Oh, wait...

Or maybe I double-posted.

Either way, we'll still find out if I'm a thread-killer if anyone posts after me.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by TheUprightMan
I'm so desperate not to be left as the last one posting, I posted again.

Oh, wait...

Or maybe I double-posted.

Either way, we'll still find out if I'm a thread-killer if anyone posts after me.


You are trying to steal my thunder here

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NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by kiera
You are trying to steal my thunder here

Do I get the cookies?


No, I am sweetie... & the cookies are in the oven.

I've been the last word on a thread and honestly... I don't care. If what I say is the final word, then so be it. If not, whatever. I've walked away from threads that get hijacked by those who go on tangents for no good reason. I've seen threads locked because Mod warnings & site rules were clearly ignored. I like the forum for the exchange of ideas, though I could really do without the amount of what I see as personal attacks. Jokes & teasing are one thing, but when it's clear two or more members are engaging in a personal attack, that's when I tend to leave.

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