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DanielleX
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1. What's the name of the cheese that's made in the village of Stilton?

2. If you were hit by a cheese, what game would you be watching?

3. What type of cheese is made backwards?

4. What's the correct term for a cylindrical block of cheese?

5. What is Wallace & Grommit's favourite type of cheese?

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Wallace and Grommit eat Wensleydale...

(After that I'm fucked...)

But you know, I've long thought that we should have more cheese-related topics here... I mean, obviously I love Lush Stories, but, like many members, I'm disappointed by the general lack of cheese and cheese related stuff...

DANI ARE YOU ON FUCKING DRUGS!

xx Steph

(Or cheese?)
KatieElizabeth
English Rose
I don't think they actually make cheese in Stilton? I'm sure they don't have the license to make Stilton believe it or not
Baseball?
Edam
A Wheel?
Wensleydale

How did I do??? And yes if I get these right I am officially sad lol ?
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Wallace and Grommit eat Wensleydale...

(After that I'm fucked...)

But you know, I've long thought that we should have more cheese-related topics here... I mean, obviously I love Lush Stories, but, like many members, I'm disappointed by the general lack of cheese and cheese related stuff...

DANI ARE YOU ON FUCKING DRUGS!

xx Steph

(Or cheese?)


it's Danny, you great foof.

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it's Danny, you great foof.
I

I'm an average 'foof' in fairness... But thank you.

xx SF
DanielleX
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Quote by sprite


it's Danny, you great foof.



Yes, Steph! It's Danny!


Quote by stephanie


Wallace and Grommit eat Wensleydale...

(After that I'm fucked...)

But you know, I've long thought that we should have more cheese-related topics here... I mean, obviously I love Lush Stories, but, like many members, I'm disappointed by the general lack of cheese and cheese related stuff...

DANI ARE YOU ON FUCKING DRUGS!

xx Steph

(Or cheese?)


Nothing wrong with cheese! Yes, it's Wensleydale! x

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DanielleX
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Quote by KatieElizabeth
I don't think they actually make cheese in Stilton? I'm sure they don't have the license to make Stilton believe it or not
Baseball?
Edam
A Wheel?
Wensleydale

How did I do??? And yes if I get these right I am officially sad lol ?



1, Correct. Although they do make cheese. The village of Stilton make 'Village Blue.' They are not allowed to call it Stilton.
2. WRONG!
3. Correct!
4. WRONG
5. Correct!

3/5 isn't bad.

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bustyreadhead
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wait!!!! why can't stilton make stilton cheese????
DanielleX
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wait!!!! why can't stilton make stilton cheese????


Because Stilton is a protected brand. By European law, only cheese made in Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire and Derbyshire can make Stilton. The village of Stilton, being in Cambridgeshire is not allowed. It's true!

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dpw
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Quote by DanielleX


1, Correct. Although they do make cheese. The village of Stilton make 'Village Blue.' They are not allowed to call it Stilton.
2. WRONG!
3. Correct!
4. WRONG
5. Correct!

3/5 isn't bad.

2 is bowls
4 is a cake
1 is such a load of idiotic European bureaucratic gobbledygook as usual.
DanielleX
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2 is bowls
4 is a cake
1 is such a load of idiotic European bureaucratic gobbledygook as usual.


2. WRONG
4. WRONG
1. Yes, it's amazing actually.

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KatieElizabeth
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Quote by DanielleX


1, Correct. Although they do make cheese. The village of Stilton make 'Village Blue.' They are not allowed to call it Stilton.
2. WRONG!
3. Correct!
4. WRONG
5. Correct!

3/5 isn't bad.



Well at least I didn't fulfil my own criteria of being sad had I got them all right smile
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Well at least I didn't fulfil my own criteria of being sad had I got them all right smile


Yes, you're only slightly sad, but cool in my book. Has everyone given up on the other two (like anyone cares)?

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Quote by DanielleX
1. What's the name of the cheese that's made in the village of Stilton?

2. If you were hit by a cheese, what game would you be watching?

3. What type of cheese is made backwards?

4. What's the correct term for a cylindrical block of cheese?

5. What is Wallace & Grommit's favourite type of cheese?


1. Well I looked it up. Stilton makes a cheese called Blue. Although there is a cheese called Stilton, it is not made in Stilton.

2. The Green Bay Packers are called Cheese Heads. That sport is American Football.

3. Edam

4. Trukle

5. Wensledale
DanielleX
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Quote by ChuckEPoo


1. Well I looked it up. Stilton makes a cheese called Blue. Although there is a cheese called Stilton, it is not made in Stilton.

2. The Green Bay Packers are called Cheese Heads. That sport is American Football.

3. Edam

4. Trukle

5. Wensledale


1. It's Village Blue
2. WRONG
3. Correct
4. Well, truckle, but close enough
5. Correct

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ChuckEPoo
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Quote by DanielleX


1. It's Village Blue
2. WRONG
3. Correct
4. Well, truckle, but close enough
5. Correct


Danny,
You crack me up. I knew if anyone would catch my spelling error it would be you. As far as the Greenbay Packers. The fans wear cheese hats and throw cheese during game. I just wrote more about cheese than ever in my life.
KatieElizabeth
English Rose
Quote by DanielleX


Yes, you're only slightly sad, but cool in my book. Has everyone given up on the other two (like anyone cares)?


"Slightly sad"! Tuts loudly.........you hardly know me lol I can live with "cool" though. No ones ever said I'm that before smile xx
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Quote by DanielleX


1. It's Village Blue
2. WRONG
3. Correct
4. Well, truckle, but close enough
5. Correct


2. Skittles
DanielleX
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2. Skittles


Correct! The wooden ball on the end of bar skittles is called a cheese. I had never heard of skittles till I found a pub in Wales last year and they were playing. I asked if I could have a go, and I got the whole lot in one go and they all looked at me open mouthed.

Second go, I missed the lot and third go, I got two skittles. I should have stayed at one go and slunk off, like the Skittle Wizard Girl.

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