Happy Birthday, Ashleigh. You inspire us all.
Hppy Birthday!!!!
Here's a birthday suggestion for you:
Live a little. Go ahead and burn the candle at both ends. Nevermind how messy the cake gets.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
If I were 20 years younger and a lot better looking I would lick you like a chimp who's just been given a carton of strawberry yoghurt.
As it is, I'd wade through five miles of crocodile infested sewer dressed only in one of Sprite's thongs just to drink your cold bath water.
And if that ain't love, you stuck-up blonde cunt, then I don't know what is.
I confess that since we have become friends I have become used to the fact that you are both beautiful and extremely talented. What I never get used to, and you demonstrate this every time we converse, is your unending kindness and consideration. Your friendship honours and humbles me, Ash, and also makes me very proud.
Happy birthday, Beauty, I love you.
x
Stephen.
Sorry I missed you on Saturday. Happy Birthday, DD!
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates