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If you got £1/$1 every time you masturbated, what could you buy?
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I could probably buy the White House
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if we're starting with when i began up til today, i think i could pay off my student loans.
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if we're starting with when i began up til today, i think i could pay off my student loans.
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The moon. Don't worry though, I wouldn't pinch it, I'd leave it up there for us all to share. But it'd be a cool holiday home pahaha.
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The state of New Jersey! Great fruit!After all it IS the Garden State.
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Steak and chips about every six months. Thank goodness I fund that particular meal differently.
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38 years of masturbating approximately 2 times per day (on average).
So, 38 x 365 x 2 = $27, 740. That would pay off what I owe on my roadster with enough left over of a tank of gas and a couple of nights at Snoqualmie Lodge with a special lady.
So, 38 x 365 x 2 = $27, 740. That would pay off what I owe on my roadster with enough left over of a tank of gas and a couple of nights at Snoqualmie Lodge with a special lady.
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I could buy lots of things. As far as one big thing goes, probably a car, or an extraordinarily nice (and huge) bed. Maybe an Alaska king. I've always been curious. I could actually fit all my partners in one of those for a me-centric orgy!
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a mansion in beverly hills
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well, give me through the holidays and I would be able to get a helicopter, a Hughes 500 ......
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I'd invest it with the confidence that I could always rub out my losses.
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An executive jet to travel the world and add the places to my already extensive list I have not masturbated in.
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Happiness...you can buy that, right?
No, but you can masturbate your way to happiness.
I would buy one of the nearby planets. Mars, probably. People are planning to go there soon, and I could set up a beach front bikini shop.
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No, but you can masturbate your way to happiness.
I would buy one of the nearby planets. Mars, probably. People are planning to go there soon, and I could set up a beach front bikini shop.
I've been saving up. Wanna go halfer's on Mars?
We might have some left over for a few moons too. 
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Some more tinsel for my Christmas tree.
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Some more tinsel for my Christmas tree.
It is looking a little underloved...
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Some more tinsel for my Christmas tree.
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It is looking a little underloved...
Oh, I was thinking SJ's tree might be so thick with tinsel by now....
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Buy a senate seat - I think I'm qualified: (1) desire to impose my will on people; (2) have just the right amount of skelton's in the closet that can divert the populous attention so I can impose my will without notice; (3) and I masturbate a lot. Hmm presidential amount????