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If you got £1/$1 every time you masturbated, what could you buy?

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simplyjohn
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Oh, I was thinking SJ's tree might be so thick with tinsel by now....




Crikey... you must think I spend all day every day...

Rick_Valley
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A big yacht that could take me around the world.
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Oh my pretty much anything as masturbation is very much a part of my life. I would do it a hundred times a day if my body would cooperate ...
in2it80
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A private jet flight to Ohio
lilkitten4free
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I could buy me a boat and a truck to pull it
LillyLush
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I think all of Manhattan smile
I like the way you make me feel even when I'm nowhere near...
davedax97
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i could make bill gates look like a pauper
Fruit4passion
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an olympic size swimming pool, probably be able to fill it up lol
DarkSide
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I could buy a McLaren P1 for sure!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
NOLAHotGal
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Retirement, a very comfortable retirement.

Brandie
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About 5000-10000 dollars,,,, hmm i should get going
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HR Giger Museum.
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Venti latte with an extra shot, 4-5 times per week
simplyjohn
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Another box of tissues for next time.
bella34
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mas nice car
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Villa Leopolda
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I could buy a McLaren P1 for sure!



It would take over 3000 years of stroking it everyday to afford a P1.

You all are either grossly over estimating how much you spank the monkey or you have no actual job, social life, or family. Along with hooking yourself up to automated devices.

#reality
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Villa Leopolda


With some change left over ?
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My Favorite Victorian House in Pasadena that's not for sale.

I've asked.
TheCharmer2016
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The universe


Great answer !!
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The universe

Quote by TheCharmer2016


Great answer !!


I almost posted "infinity and beyond", but I don't think even a group purchase...
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