
Husband has been begging me to play a game of MTG commander all year with him. He thought he was winning, then conceded the instant I brought out the mimic, and destroyed all his lands 😈 Don't fuck with my cloning, Riku toolbox deck. I also thrashed my ex, and his mate with it when my friend invited him over without warning, forgetting we'd dated 💀

“We took the photograph at the most famous suicide spot in England, which is called Beachy Head. The picture is not what it seems at all…Neither is the music once you take it home and buy it. We had this idea in our mind that someone would quite innocently come into a record store and see and think that they would be getting 20 really good jazz funk greats. Then they’d put it on when they got home and they’d just get decimated.” - Cosey Fanni Tutti
Mr Lance Reddick. R.I.P sir.
Island Getaway Comp(2nd place): Fucked In The Head
My last published story: Ends, Means And Bitter In-Betweens