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Snags one of Kimmi’s buns…the cinnamon variety…and a cuppa Earl Gray.

Yesterday was hard as it was my friend’s birthday (who passed away last week). But as luck would have it, it was also my darling DIL’s bday and she lit up like a Christmas tree at the gift we gave her and it brightened my day.

Going to take a peek at more comp stories today. Some really good ones so far. Hope my Rumps Fam will take a moment when it’s convenient to check mine out. Please and thanks!

Hope all y’all have a good day. It’s always a great morning to start out with Lion and Ape and Bear, oh my! 😘

Well happy days are back!! Kat plus Ape, Lion and Bear 😊❤️😊

Was called away earlier this morning it's a wee bit before 10am here, and the weather has already hit 88f (31.11c) The cattle ran to the shade and waded in the pond already

In FIFA women cup

Canada beat Republic of Ireland.

USA takes on The Netherlands late this evening

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Some more Laufey. The video for the title track off her upcoming album dropped this morning.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season

My Natasha


Robert Heinlein , one of the greatest authors of all time. I picked up "Glory Road" a Heinlein novel the summer I was 15,1966. I read that book in less than 3 days listening to Jimi Hendricks on my earphones attached to an 8 track player in my bedroom in San Francisco. I eventually read everything he published and created a reader who at 72 still spends much time doing so.

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Robert Heinlein , one of the greatest authors of all time.

Wrote some terrific stuff in his prime, got a bit loopy later in life. I certainly enjoyed his work, even if Clarke tended to be my favorite of the Grand Masters from that era.

Good afternoon. Got the paperwork done so I can get my hernia fixed. Now just have to wait for them to find me a spot in the queue. Fortunately, it is still not a big deal, just kicks up every now and then to remind me of its presence.

A glass of merlot, please.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season

My Natasha


Morning All

ThirstyDaze on my side of the pond.

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I shall get the morning started

Lights On

Windows Open

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Beautiful Bertha and

Copper Tea Kettle filled.

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Fresh mornings sweets are placed on the sidebar.

Doughnuts, Cinnamon Rolls, Boston Cremes and Jelly filled too.

Sara's sprinkles and sport pages are placed in her special agent hidey spot.

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Back with tunes shortly

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Looking for some JAM filled donuts. I heard a rumour silly

GODDESS 💋💋💋💋💋💋

Every second of every day. 💕💝

No more being first one in for me, I think. Sleep seems to be returning to normal.

My comp entry is rapidly falling to pieces and might need a heavy rewrite. I still like the basic premise and story, but it just is not working in current form.

Red Rose tea and a jam doughnut.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season

My Natasha


Morning, all! It's Thors-Day and the God of Thunder is supposed to visit here today, after a couple of visits over the past two days. But that's his problem.

Thanks for the set-up, Lion! And I see Ape has swung in to say howdy!

I've got some nice buttercream cuppycakes for Kat and the Gang!

Take care out there, 'K? Got some early shopping to do!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Some more Laufey. The video for the title track off her upcoming album dropped this morning.

Beautiful voice, beautiful song. Great way to start the day! Thanks, Scott!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Yummy buttercream cuppycakes! Thanks, Bear!

Scott, I had the same problem with my comp story. I decided to scrap the first attempt altogether. Then the second attempt was 900 words too long and had to reworked almost entirely to fit the 2000 word limit. I worried that what was left was too ordinary. I almost decided to scrap it as well, but, as I tend to be my own worst critic, I listened to some friend here who reminded me of that. Readers seem to have enjoyed it so far. That makes it worthwhile to have published. Whether it wins anything? Eh, not sure mine is as sophisticated as some others, but I have grown to like my story.

Today is a busy day but at the end of it will be a celebration of life for my friend who passed away last week. Hoping the weather cooperates as it will be outdoors on the beach. Fingers crossed.

Happy Thursday all y’all.

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.

Hey everyone,

Hope you all are well this morning. Providing the link to my recent story which is also my first MILF story.

Damn, Look At Them Titties!

Nothing's wrong with ogling a big pair of MILF tits. Even better if it's two pairs. Doing it in front of your girlfriend, however, isn't very wise.

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Island Getaway Comp(2nd place): Fucked In The Head

My last published story: Stack 'Em And Crack 'Em

Hiya Rumpies wave

Just dropping off these honey buns. I'll set them on the bar. I know they're a fav of Carltons., so save him one. Okay, BEAR!!!

kiss

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Hey everyone,

Hope you all are well this morning. Providing the link to my recent story which is also my first MILF story.

Damn, Look At Them Titties!

Nothing's wrong with ogling a big pair of MILF tits. Even better if it's two pairs. Doing it in front of your girlfriend, however, isn't very wise.

I highly recommend this story! 😘

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.

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Hiya Rumpies wave

Just dropping off these honey buns. I'll set them on the bar. I know they're a fav of Carltons., so save him one. Okay, BEAR!!!

kiss

Holy hell, Kimmi! You can’t just drop your buns and run! Buns like yours need to be savored. 😉

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.

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Holy hell, Kimmi! You can’t just drop your buns and run! Buns like yours need to be savored. 😉

🤣😀 They are quite delicious, Kat. There may have been three at the start of the day, but, well, I got hungry on the cyber walk over. 😋

And congrats on huge readership of your great comp entry, Kat! Woohoo!

There are a ton of peeps entering, so who knows who judges will pick, so everybody just have fun with it! Rumpies ALWAYS make a great showing! smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Hiya Rumpies wave

Just dropping off these honey buns. I'll set them on the bar. I know they're a fav of Carltons., so save him one. Okay, BEAR!!!

kiss

They're so beautiful 😭.

Island Getaway Comp(2nd place): Fucked In The Head

My last published story: Stack 'Em And Crack 'Em

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They're so beautiful 😭.

I know, hun, grab you one. You get 1st pick smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Hiya Rumpies wave

Just dropping off these honey buns. I'll set them on the bar. I know they're a fav of Carltons., so save him one. Okay, BEAR!!!

kiss

I always did like honey on my buns.

Or someone else's…Thanks, Kimmi!

😜

And Kat – good luck with your remembrance service.

❤️

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Quote by CarltonStJames

Hey everyone,

Hope you all are well this morning. Providing the link to my recent story which is also my first MILF story.

Damn, Look At Them Titties!

Nothing's wrong with ogling a big pair of MILF tits. Even better if it's two pairs. Doing it in front of your girlfriend, however, isn't very wise.

Treat yourself to not one, not two, not even three bouncing titties, but FOUR – and the MILFs attached to them – in Carlton's story! It's a fun ride…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Hey all! It was not easy to scroll past those honeybuns. smile

I've got a comp entry up! It's fast and fun. And tomorrow's my birthday, so if you'd read it and leave a comment it would be the best birthday present! Writers love praise.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/tintinnabulation-10

Anyway. It's shaping up to be a crazy fun comp. I'm gonna kick back and start a new story, with this one out of the gate.

Coffee please, with a little cream.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

For the occasion:

Nothing against Laufey, The Cars or Little River Band - even second-rate artists have a right to their fans! 😉

But not a word of sadness about SINÉAD O'CONNOR ???

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But not a word of sadness about SINÉAD O'CONNOR ???

Actually been discussed elsewhere (e.g. in a music group I am in), just not here.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season

My Natasha


Hi Rumpies wave

I just got outta Oppenheimer. Took a huge emotional toll on me. A truly incredible movie though. I can't imagine working for years to create a weapon of mass murder. And the test bomb scene really shook me. But I recommend seeing on the movie screen to feel the full effect of it.

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️