Quote by Mandapanda2025
Now you did it. there are a hundred rednecks on the way to bag a albino grisszly
Well, good luck to them! Cousin Filbert has a temper on him, he does, and it's not clear who will bag whom…
Welcome, Mandapanda to our humble(?) little bar – the greatest within these four walls!
We serve all kinds here, and I mean that both ways.
Make yourself at home, and, as a new sucke…um…customer, the first beer is on the house! It's Steam Whistle – a Canadian lager, so be careful. It's more potent than most American brews.
Allow me to introduce you to some of the rest of the staff.
I'm James, but everyone calls me Bear, owing on account of me being a Canadian Polar Bear and all. I'm the senior Bear-keep around here, and only rend the customers who fall too far behind in their tabs.
(looks around at a couple of the regulars)
Our head of security is Terrance the Tarantula, who keeps his many eyes on everything that goes on around here. This time of year you'll usually find him in either the popcorn machine, or the nut warmer, so be cautious if you go to help yourself.
Our night watchperson is Miss Pixel. You won't see her, but if she sees you doing things – or people – you shouldn't, you may live to regret it. Oh, and she's a cat, BTW.
So, pull up a stool and tell us something about yourself, 'K?
Oh, and I'd be VERY careful what you say about redheads around here. One of our favourite redheads is a regular, and she has a lot of folks prepared to back her up.
