RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

Attended Catholic school in upstate New York USA complete with trying to look up the nuns’ skirts (more properly their habits).

The three ‘R’s were definitely a thing!

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Attended Catholic school in upstate New York USA complete with trying to look up the nuns’ skirts (more properly their habits).

The three ‘R’s were definitely a thing!

Thank you for confirming, S7. By the way, I'm David. 😊

Pleased to meet you David! I’m Matt. That guy with no arms and no legs laying on the floor as opposed to Art the guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall…

Aloha, Rumps. Four more days in paradise before I head back to reality. Granted, looks like the warmth may follow me back to the midwest! The long term forecast show temps in the mid-to-upper 30’s next week! Fingers crossed for an early spring this year!

Welcome to Rumps, S7! And great choice in whiskey. I have a bottle of the 10 and the 12 have home. I’ve tried the 15. Have yet to get my hands on anything older. Stagg Jr. is my go-to, when I can find it.

I have a garage...with a door...that opens automatically.

I have a garage...with a working side-by-side fridge and freezer.

I have a garage...with shelves and hooks and a place for all our stuff.

I have a garage...with an electronic bike lift to keep our bikes up off the ground.

I have...normalcy back in my life for the first time since September 26, 2024. (16 MONTHS AND ONE DAY)

ALL DRINKS ON MY TAB FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! 🍷🍺☕️😎😊❤️

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I have a garage...with a door...that opens automatically. I would love to open it!

I have a garage...with a working side-by-side fridge and freezer. By my side you would never be a freezer!

I have a garage...with shelves and hooks and a place for all our stuff. We have a place to stuff my stuff!

I have a garage...with an electronic bike lift to keep our bikes up off the ground. With you I am never on the ground!

I have...normalcy back in my life for the first time since September 26, 2024. (16 MONTHS AND ONE DAY) Normalcy is overrated! : j

ALL DRINKS ON MY TAB FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! 🍷🍺☕️😎😊❤️

You just inspired me…

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You just inspired me…

I'm not sure what I inspired you to do, but yay me! 😊

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Welcome to Rumps, S7! And great choice in whiskey. I have a bottle of the 10 and the 12 have home. I’ve tried the 15.

My first bottle was the 23 year old that was $70 and back in the day I thought it was an outrageous price. I walked out of Binny’s Beverage Depot but came back a week later and bought it. I loved it and then became a bourbon fan.

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I was never ever once offered a free drink. I fact, I think you charge me extra.

I believe you showed up before I was promoted from Patron to Bear-tender, so … blame Rumps!

As for charging you extra – NEVER!

However, I AM prepared to do some bartering, if you catch my drift… 😉

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more properly their habits

Sounds like you had ... 😎 ... a bad habit. 😜

Hello. I'm the resident gorilla and the reason the bar serves banana daiquiris. 😊

Much apologies Sir Resident Gorilla Sir. No offense intended! My habits are indeed very bad!

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I'm not sure what I inspired you to do, but yay me! 😊

Yes … Sears Kenmore appliances apparently turn me on … or …. I just lost my train of thought

…now riding the rails to off-track-Istan!

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Sounds like you had ... 😎 ... a bad habit. 😜

Hello. I'm the resident gorilla and the reason the bar serves banana daiquiris. 😊

Would never want to get between a Resident Gorilla and it’s Banana!!

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Would never want to get between a Resident Gorilla and it’s Banana!!

You apparently have not heard about Storage Room #4. That is where you would find Ape and his “banana” 🤣

WHEW!

The bantering around here is getting pretty thick!

I guess Matt has been thrown in the deep end.

Oh, and Matt – you might want to talk to Kimmi before you dive into Store room #4. She is the Keeper of the Toys!

Now, it's Hump-Day here at the bar, so let's get it humpin'…

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to hump … I mean "go".

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready to rumble.

Today we're using Lumberjack Coffee blend from Muskoka Coffee Roasters to help us over the hump

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some nice lookin' Bear Claws – not to be confused with Santy Claus – out as well.

Has anyone heard from Lion? He was driving into the weather mess. Hope he's OK.

Take care out there, 'K?

Good morning all. I hope those of you living in the American midwest and southeast survived Elsa with your power intact. Living in Tennessee, I had mine go out for a time but thankfully it came back in a few hours later.

It's early here but I wanted to pop in and say hello. I haven't had Inspiration to write for sometime. At the moment the idea of writing erotica isn't particularly appealing but the colder months have always seemed to have this effect on me

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Good morning all. I hope those of you living in the American midwest and southeast survived Elsa with your power intact. Living in Tennessee, I had mine go out for a time but thankfully it came back in a few hours later.

It's early here but I wanted to pop in and say hello. I haven't had Inspiration to write for sometime. At the moment the idea of writing erotica isn't particularly appealing but the colder months have always seemed to have this effect on me

Good to hear from you, David. I am sure the inspiration to write will return. Maybe have a look at the warm fire from your cosy armchair tonight, let your mind drift, and scribble a few thoughts onto paper. You never know! 😜😊

Hi Bear, any chance of a pot of Yorkshire Tea? Please. Thank you.

Good Morning/Afternoon, Rumpees, I hope everyone is okay. Good to hear your garage is sorted, Kat, though I bet you don't say that word the way I do. 😀😜

Good Morning/Afternoon all! Thanks for the coffee Sir Bear! Always good to start the day well caffeinated!

Submitted my first story last Friday. It is being reviewed and will let you know if it gets published.

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Good Morning/Afternoon all! Thanks for the coffee Sir Bear! Always good to start the day well caffeinated!

Submitted my first story last Friday. It is being reviewed and will let you know if it gets published.

Let us know when it's published, Matt, and we'll let the found-ins here know as well!

Last night, I discovered. to my complete shock, that a story I wrote way back in October 2015 had been awarded an EP

Jailbait has long been my most successful story, both in votes and views. In many ways, I consider it the best thing I’ve ever written, but I never expected it to get honored in the way it now has. To Kristen Kat and Kim thank you for commenting on the announcement post. when I responded, I was still rather in shock and perhaps didn’t mention everybody

I want to leave a special thanks to the EP panel, Whoever they may be, that made this decision. To say that I’m honored as an understatement. I’m also thoroughly flabbergasted by it.

This is literally the last thing I expected, especially after this much time

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/jailbait

Congratulations, David, on your EP. I will read the story soon. 😊

TBH: I did see it there yesterday on the EP forum page, but when I saw it was 10 years old, I wrongly assumed it was an old editor's pick that had somehow bubbled up to the surface, to sit on the top of the list.

Congratulations as well David. Just finished reading it and thoroughly enjoyed it! Well done you!

Good things come to those who wait, David, although you were Milik back when you wrote it! LOL. Splendid to see such a worthy story receive the EP. 😊😘

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Congratulations as well David. Just finished reading it and thoroughly enjoyed it! Well done you!

Thank you! It’s a marathon read, I know. That was one of the longest runs single entries I ever submitted. I’m glad you enjoyed it

Good to see you, David L. I think we had similar snowfalls.

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Good to see you, David L. I think we had similar snowfalls.

I’m sure we did. I got icy rain after the snow so the base is hard enough my dogs aren’t leaving footprints.

And it’s too cold for it to melt!

Yikes

Yuck. Ape hate freezing rain. Make ape slip and fall. We went though that on Boxing Day.