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It’s only a secret if two know it, with only one, it is a private moment.❤️

No need to fear a anicent lion bearing raspberry filled doughnuts

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Our journey to Louisville and back is over

Let's see if I remember

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Chest Brew

Tea Kettle filled and singin

Checked on Terrance

Jane scooted to storeroom #4 checking on Kimmi's toys

well one on particular a certain one ....

Music shortly too

Glad to be back home

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Quote by fuzzy1954

Before starting the morning music, as we left Monday from Louisville (btw -7f or -26.667c)

We saw this in a backseat of a police car..........

The "chipmunk?" has a guilty look. Good to have you back, Lion. 😊

You'd better look under the carpet; I've been sweeping the dirt under it during your and Bear's absence. I wasn't sure where it went, so I did what I do at home. 😜🤣

A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Lion. Thank you. 😊

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The "chipmunk?" has a guilty look. Good to have you back, Lion. 😊

You'd better look under the carpet; I've been sweeping the dirt under it during your and Bear's absence. I wasn't sure where it went, so I did what I do at home. 😜🤣

A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Lion. Thank you. 😊

Groundhog! Lol. And I’ve heard people are not too pleased with him.

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No need to fear a anicent lion bearing raspberry filled doughnuts

☘️

Our journey to Louisville and back is over

Glad to be back home

☘️

Glad to have you back my fuzzy friend.

39 degrees F to start my morning. 🥶

But it’s 8 F where my man is headed so I shall not complain. (or at least not too much).

I guess I will grab a hot tea and head out to the gym. Catch y’all later. 🥰

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Equal in Nature - an erotic love poem that earned me an EP back in 2008.

Our second set

King George

Keep On Rollin

Stick Figure

Fire On The Horizon

Lindsey Ell

Shut Me Up

Well folks my sweet Jane out of storeroom #4 and acting all lovey lovey wants to head to our ponies our weather here will top 40 degrees f or 4.444c our horses love the winter and damn Jane really cute in flannel, jeans and boots

Be careful Be Happy Be human y'all

Lion & Jane Out

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Glad to be back too much thanks there's nothing like unlocking your front door stepping in and mentally know your home

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The "chipmunk?" has a guilty look. Good to have you back, Lion. 😊

You'd better look under the carpet; I've been sweeping the dirt under it during your and Bear's absence. I wasn't sure where it went, so I did what I do at home. 😜🤣

A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Lion. Thank you. 😊

I think they are a friend and they sent me this. l think they think I need it!

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Thursday Morning or as Semor Rump sez Thirsty here in Rymps Bar

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First In Lights On Big Beautiful Bertha filled with Lion Gold Roast

Copper Kettle filled & singin

packets of teas & Swiss miss coca

Chocolate is our "theme" this morning

Assorted doughnuts and pastries placed on side bar for y'all to enjoy

Warming up the ol' Rock-Ola I'll play my first set as I pick up around here.

When does Bear aka James return guys??

Morning Tunes

Novi

Surrender

Neon Souls

Urban Reggae

Gordon Lightfoot

If You Could Read My Mind

I'll be back in store room #2 bringing up supplies and Booze for our bar

Enjoy the music

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Second set

Dakota Rayne

Play with Fire

Luna's Diaries

Wings of Defiance

Eclipse Siren

Stay With Me

Back from store room refilled adult beverages and cocktail umbrellas

Couldn't forget mini marshmallows for Kimmi OR Coke Zero for Kat

Oh could I really forget cuppycakes?

Hell to da NO

anyone like cake hemmmm?

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So the count down has stepped up with anticipation of Super Bowl LX this coming Sunday pitting New England Patriots versus Seattle Seahawks with commercials and Bad Bunny taking the half time gala show. But not to be overshadowed the XXV Winter Olympics or Milano Cortina 2026.

Starting February 6th thru February 22nd.

Location: Milan and Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy.

Venues: Spread across four main clusters: Milan (ice sports), Valtellina (skiing/snowboarding), Cortina (sliding/curling), and Val di Fiemme (ski jumping/cross-country).

Speaking of Winter Olympics here in the Kansas City area Special Olympics takes the slopes at Snow Creek this weekend

"Special Olympics Snow Creek" https://share.google/mWv6Jh6vOew0TbuXP

So busy times ahead this month and lets NOT forget Valentine Day y'all

I'll close with my friends herd of Bison enjoying Winter Snow in Oklahoma

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Lion Out

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Morning, Rumpies wave

Sorry I missed you in Louisville, Fuzzy Lion. Hope you enjoyed your visit! ❤️

Part 2 of 3 of vamp story dropped in overnight, for those of you with a fang fetish… or just curious how me and WW chose to spin it. wink

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mind-control/love-at-first-bite-pt-2

I am curious about Adam... 😊 To understand, you will need to read WW and Kimmi's excellent story, and I say that even though I am not particularly into vampires. 😈

Thank you for opening up, Lion. A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please. Thank you. Settles tab. 😳 That's a first! 😊

I found out today via our local weather forecast that it has rained every day since New Year's Eve where I live. As I write this, all I can hear is rain on our orangery roof. Not cold though, 9C.

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Morning, Rumpies wave

Sorry I missed you in Louisville, Fuzzy Lion. Hope you enjoyed your visit! ❤️

Part 2 of 3 of vamp story dropped in overnight, for those of you with a fang fetish… or just curious how me and WW chose to spin it. wink

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mind-control/love-at-first-bite-pt-2

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Awwww Kimmi hopefully next year in February....... I did find a old school bakery name is NORD fabulous doughnuts!!

How was the birthday party??

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Love At First Bite, pt 2

Is there more for Evangeline than mere blood-thirst and crazed fucking?

Mind Control

Stopping by to grab a Coke Zero and something sweet...maybe Kimmi's buns? 😉

Time to take a Lush break and do some laundry.

Gloomy day...

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Equal in Nature - an erotic love poem that earned me an EP back in 2008.

Whoa, quiet in here. Did everyone go off to join the Bear on his vacay? Or are off prepping for Super Bowl parties?

I'll clean up Bertha and get some dark roast Costa Rican beans ground and brewing. For teas, how about some Yorkshire Gold and Assam Tarajulie. Hot chocolate is also available, with or without marshmallows. And I raided the goodie stash at Inspirations over on StoriesSpace.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

Thank you for the Yorkshire Gold, Ape. 😊 I did put my head around the door yesterday, but it was quiet. All but empty. I'm not watching the Super Bowl; it's on too late, but I might pick up the highlights tomorrow morning.

Apparently, we have not had a completely dry day in 2026 where I live. Rain, rain, rain and more rain. 😳

Grabbing a Coke Zero to go, but skipping the goodies. The scale said a number I liked two days ago, and I'm gonna save my splurge for the Nathan's hot dog I intend to eat during the Super Bowl tomorrow.

My new mattress arrived today, so now the new bed is complete! A buddy of mine took the old bed, saying he was gonna order parts to fix the frame. Hope that works out for him.

I'm off to do some writing. Modding was... challenging this morning. 😕

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Equal in Nature - an erotic love poem that earned me an EP back in 2008.

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Rain, rain, rain and more rain. 😳

The saying here about rain is that at least you don't have to shovel it to get out of your driveway. 😁 My drive needs a pass but it's cold enough to freeze the proverbial body parts of a brass monkey. And we don't need to get out until Monday when, sadly, we have a family funeral to attend. My middle brother (I am the eldest) lost his wife a week ago.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

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My middle brother (I am the eldest) lost his wife a week ago.

I'm sorry to hear about your brother's wife's passing. My condolences.

I am also the oldest. I have two younger brothers. The thing about the rain here is, it doesn't matter how much it rains, by the end of the summer, there will be a drought order and a hosepipe ban! 😳

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100 words does not allow for much embellishment!!

That's what I love about micros. They force me to rein in my verbosity and learn how to say a lot with a few words.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

Quote by Seeker4

The saying here about rain is that at least you don't have to shovel it to get out of your driveway. 😁 My drive needs a pass but it's cold enough to freeze the proverbial body parts of a brass monkey. And we don't need to get out until Monday when, sadly, we have a family funeral to attend. My middle brother (I am the eldest) lost his wife a week ago.

Condolences to you for your loss

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learn how to say a lot with a few words.

You are correct. It’s just that blathering is so much easier 😜

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The saying here about rain is that at least you don't have to shovel it to get out of your driveway. 😁 My drive needs a pass but it's cold enough to freeze the proverbial body parts of a brass monkey. And we don't need to get out until Monday when, sadly, we have a family funeral to attend. My middle brother (I am the eldest) lost his wife a week ago.

So sorry for your loss.

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Equal in Nature - an erotic love poem that earned me an EP back in 2008.

It's been a weird week.

One of the women in my local writer's group had a stroke on Tuesday while we were meeting at the library. She ended up passing away overnight. It's surreal. She was there, reading us her very dark, edgy true crime story, and then she said, "Call 911, I'm having a stroke. I can't move my arm." She was speaking coherently until the paramedics arrived, then it all went downhill from there. Her son was with her when she passed, which was at least comforting to know.

On Wednesday, a girl I went to high school with passed away very suddenly and mysteriously. I haven't seen her for probably a dozen years or so, but we were good friends once upon a time. I'm left feeling awkwardly sad, and a little guilty that we didn't stay in better touch.

On Thursday, my Nurse Practitioner's office called and told me I had an appointment with the other doctor in the practice. Apparently, my NP left the practice. I canceled the appointment. I only drove that far because I liked the NP. Now, for the 5th time in 8 years, I am left to find a new primary care provider.

On Friday, yet another tooth broke. This is the third tooth to break in the last 6 months. It'll mean another crown. Sadly, not the kind that sparkles on top of my head.

Any time that dark cloud over my head would like to move along, that'd be nice.

No judging while I add a little Jack Daniels to my Coke Zero.

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Equal in Nature - an erotic love poem that earned me an EP back in 2008.

Quote by techgoddess

It's been a weird week.

One of the women in my local writer's group had a stroke on Tuesday while we were meeting at the library. She ended up passing away overnight. It's surreal. She was there, reading us her very dark, edgy true crime story, and then she said, "Call 911, I'm having a stroke. I can't move my arm." She was speaking coherently until the paramedics arrived, then it all went downhill from there. Her son was with her when she passed, which was at least comforting to know.

On Wednesday, a girl I went to high school with passed away very suddenly and mysteriously. I haven't seen her for probably a dozen years or so, but we were good friends once upon a time. I'm left feeling awkwardly sad, and a little guilty that we didn't stay in better touch.

On Thursday, my Nurse Practitioner's office called and told me I had an appointment with the other doctor in the practice. Apparently, my NP left the practice. I canceled the appointment. I only drove that far because I liked the NP. Now, for the 5th time in 8 years, I am left to find a new primary care provider.

On Friday, yet another tooth broke. This is the third tooth to break in the last 6 months. It'll mean another crown. Sadly, not the kind that sparkles on top of my head.

Any time that dark cloud over my head would like to move along, that'd be nice.

No judging while I add a little Jack Daniels to my Coke Zero.

Awww, I’m sorry, Kat! Hopefully the bad stuff’s outta the way now and only good stuff now!!!

Are you into the Olympics? It makes me happy to watch all the athletes coming together from different countries, seemingly enjoying competing with each other. smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️