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Wake Up y'all

Lights on

Big Beautiful Bertha filled

As Copper Tea Kettle

Custard Creme filled and doughnuts placed for the morning crew

I'll turn the jukebox on

Sunshine Superman should set Rumps mood

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Actually, Lion – Polar Bears are Sunshine Supermen because of our fur and pelts. Our skin is black, to absorb heat, and our fur is actually clear, not white, and each hair is hollow and converts UV into heat.

That's how we stay toasty warm when everyone else is freezing!

Thanks for the set-up my friend. I truly appreciate you and your tunes!

Take care out there, folks! It's still summer, so enjoy it!

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

It feels like an oven outside. The Heat Advisory says that Heat Index values up to 108 F are expected. I went out to do errands and regretted it. I know better. This is the time of year when we go out in the morning and stay the fuck inside in the afternoon.

I just want a tall glass of ICE WATER, please and thanks.

The Sultry Siren - my Wherefore Art Thou? competition story tells the tale of a man's obsession.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Nineteen - Ch. 73-76 - Grace makes a rainy day brighter for everyone.

For I Have Sinned - a woman sins on purpose.

Faces 1972

I Know I'm Losing You

The famous live television performance of "(I Know) I'm Losing You" by Faces was recorded and broadcast on April 1, 1972, for the BBC show Sounds for Saturday. However, the studio recording featuring Rod Stewart with members of the band was actually recorded and released slightly earlier, in 1971, on Rod Stewart's solo album Every Picture Tells a Story.

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Iwas on my journey to a far off place sadly in the upcoming 90 days I would feel my faith and humanity slipping away. As my end approaches I've realized just what I lost in the jungle valleys

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Iwas on my journey to a far off place sadly in the upcoming 90 days I would feel my faith and humanity slipping away. As my end approaches I've realized just what I lost in the jungle valleys

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Your humanity – or leonity, as the case may be – is not in doubt, my friend. You may have misplaced it in the jungle, but it is as much a part of you as your heart.

You never lost it. You just didn't realize you still had it.

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Damn y'all its 1pm CST and I come in to

Nothing WTF has the Bear escaped again

Well Big Beautiful Bertha is standing guard yeah I know its hot or HOT here

I'll play a few tunes

Blackfoot

Train Train

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Drinks are on me today! So, bottoms up, Rumpies smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Drinks are on me today!

Pictures Kimmi laying on the bar floor soaked in the booze being poured on her

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Good afternoon. Looking forward to the weekend. Just have to survive Friday. My writing is kind of chaotic right now. Few paragraphs of this story, then start that one, then a chapter of this one.

The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

Lucy's Body of Art - Wherefore Art Thou comp entry

My cat is in the doghouse! I was in urgent care two nights ago with swollen lymph nodes and pain just inside my ear. Dr thought it was a lingering infection from pneumonia and gave me an antibiotic that didn’t work.

Pain has been indescribable!!

I saw my regular Dr today and she said she saw what looked like a scratch around the swollen insides of my ear. My left neck, face, jaw is swollen, too. I remembered Butters tried to hurdle my head and scratched my ear 3 nights.

Dr said, “That’s it! It caused this massive infection and cat scratch bacteria won’t respond to the antibiotic ER put you on.”

Sigh.

Started new antibiotic and steroids today, and pain is livable now. And went to acupuncturist and he stuck a needle right behind my ear. Ouch! But it all felt better by the time I left.

Hoping my day goes up from here. 🙄

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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My cat is in the doghouse! I was in urgent care two nights ago with swollen lymph nodes and pain just inside my ear. Dr thought it was a lingering infection from pneumonia and gave me an antibiotic that didn’t work.

Pain has been indescribable!!

I saw my regular Dr today and she said she saw what looked like a scratch around the swollen insides of my ear. My left neck, face, jaw is swollen, too. I remembered Butters tried to hurdle my head and scratched my ear 3 nights.

Dr said, “That’s it! It caused this massive infection and cat scratch bacteria won’t respond to the antibiotic ER put you on.

Sigh.

Started new antibiotic and steroids today, and pain is livable now. And went to acupuncturist and he stuck a needle right behind my ear. Ouch! But it all felt better by the time I left.

Hoping my day goes up from here. 🙄

OUCH! Naughty Butters!

Of course, now I have Ted Nugent's Cat Scratch Fever running through my head. I also have the same vision as Ape...😉

As much as I'd love a glass of wine, I'm gonna just grab a Coke Zero and go mod some more in the corner. TGIF all y'all!

The Sultry Siren - my Wherefore Art Thou? competition story tells the tale of a man's obsession.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Nineteen - Ch. 73-76 - Grace makes a rainy day brighter for everyone.

For I Have Sinned - a woman sins on purpose.

I hope your day improves too, Kimmi, and yes, naughty, Butters.

I spent the day doing a little writing. It is simply too hot, too dusty and too dry to go outside. Still no rain here; we need it, as everyone is worried about wildfires. The government has just sent out an emergency alert about them. That has never happened before. 😳

Something cold and wet, please, Bear... Thank you, Kimmi. 😊

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I hope your day improves too, Kimmi, and yes, naughty, Butters.

I spent the day doing a little writing. It is simply too hot, too dusty and too dry to go outside. Still no rain here; we need it, as everyone is worried about wildfires. The government has just sent out an emergency alert about them. That has never happened before. 😳

Something cold and wet, please, Bear... Thank you, Kimmi. 😊

We've been getting Heat Advisory alerts all week. Yesterday's said the heat index was 108; today's is 111. 😳

The Sultry Siren - my Wherefore Art Thou? competition story tells the tale of a man's obsession.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Nineteen - Ch. 73-76 - Grace makes a rainy day brighter for everyone.

For I Have Sinned - a woman sins on purpose.

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I hope your day improves too, Kimmi, and yes, naughty, Butters.

I spent the day doing a little writing. It is simply too hot, too dusty and too dry to go outside. Still no rain here; we need it, as everyone is worried about wildfires. The government has just sent out an emergency alert about them. That has never happened before. 😳

Something cold and wet, please, Bear... Thank you, Kimmi. 😊

Yes, the dog was not happy when nanny state interrupted her cooling off nap with that armageddon noise. 'Take care if you live near stuff they use to make firewood with in this hot, dry weather..' That never would have occurred to me otherwise...🙄

Have a great weekend everyone! Avoid the storms if they are in your area. If your state is having a fair, try and go! Tennessee’s just started. It’s great people watching, supporting the 4H kids, and of course disgusting unhealthy food that we all will try.

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Have a great weekend everyone! Avoid the storms if they are in your area. If your state is having a fair, try and go! Tennessee’s just started. It’s great people watching, supporting the 4H kids, and of course disgusting unhealthy food that we all will try.

I love funnel cakes!!! worship

Our fair starts this week, but it’s gonna be too effing hot outside for me to go.

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Mon Dieu, I am melting. Just give me ice in a big glass... and anything alcoholic, Framboise, maybe with a splash of Cointreau, a dash of lime, and a straw. It was 102F/39C today in Paris. I have lived here all my life, and I have never known of a summer like this one. It bounces off everything. It can shine up your skirt where there's already enough heat. There is no wind. I cannot paint, and if you think AC units are in demand, the price of heat-tolerant oil paint has rocketed. In Paris, even art is wilting. So, I am writing a lot to use the time, and sex is relegated to the coldest showers only.

Mood...

We write to taste life twice: in the moment and in retrospection - Anais Nin.

Would you like to read how I've tasted life? These are my stories.

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now I have Ted Nugent's Cat Scratch Fever running through my head.

Joining you on that one. Ouch, Kimmi. That's one bad cat scratch. Take care (and watch out for that cat).

Weekend is here!

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It was 102F/39C today in Paris.

Ugh. Vibes to you and other Parisians. I am on another site with lots of Europeans so I am quite familiar with the kind of summer you are having over there.

The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

Lucy's Body of Art - Wherefore Art Thou comp entry