I hate the icecream van. I hate it with a fullblown passion that only a person who hates the icecream van as much as I do can understand. It's annoying. The music is terrible, it's something that has been spat out of hell and rewritten and sung by Phil Collins and Justin Bieber. The way the music drills into your ear and lays there, buzzing like some sort of insect that you can't get out. It makes me wanna stick a long needle in my ear and dry to get it out, just to get the hell rid of it. I want to be relieved of the suffering. I wanna stand on my porch with a rocketlauncher and next time it drives by I wanna pull the trigger and watch the missle fly straight into the van and blow it to smitherines. Or maybe create an IED, put it on the roadside and hide in the bushes like some commando and then click the button and see as it goes up into a cascade of flames and vapourised ice cream.
Because it's not just the sound. It's the ice cream as well. You have to run to reach it, you can't walk, because they know that someone is pushing you out the door and forcing you to go buy it, so they'll park it far away just so you know that you have to run, even when you don't want the fucking icecream. And when you buy it it's overpriced. It's cheaper to get it in the store, but the brand is so shite that no store with respect for itself will take it in.
Trust me. There will be a day when I will have my vengance on the ice cream truck. And when that happens I hope this post gets deleted so it won't go down as premeditated....
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Sometimes I feel like a Halloween pumpkin with a candle inside...
all smile and bright light in my eyes...
but inside still just a soul stripped of all that matters.
But, then I take another breath and realize that life does move on...
and so do I.
all smile and bright light in my eyes...
but inside still just a soul stripped of all that matters.
But, then I take another breath and realize that life does move on...
and so do I.
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I hate the icecream van. I hate it with a fullblown passion that only a person who hates the icecream van as much as I do can understand. It's annoying. The music is terrible, it's something that has been spat out of hell and rewritten and sung by Phil Collins and Justin Bieber. The way the music drills into your ear and lays there, buzzing like some sort of insect that you can't get out. It makes me wanna stick a long needle in my ear and dry to get it out, just to get the hell rid of it. I want to be relieved of the suffering. I wanna stand on my porch with a rocketlauncher and next time it drives by I wanna pull the trigger and watch the missle fly straight into the van and blow it to smitherines. Or maybe create an IED, put it on the roadside and hide in the bushes like some commando and then clic the button and see as it goes up into a cascade of flames and vapourised ice cream.
Because it's not just the sound. It's the ice cream as well. You have to run to reach it, you can't walk, because they know that someone is pushing you out the door and forcing you to go buy it, so they'll park it far away just so you know that you have to run, even when you don't want the fucking icecream. And when you buy it it's overpriced. It's cheaper to get it in the store, but the brand is so shite that no store with respect for itself will take it in.
Trust me. There will be a day when I will have my vengance on the ice cream truck. And when that happens I hope this post gets deleted so it won't go down as premeditated....
I am so with you on this one.
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Her Royal Spriteness
i have no words for how i feel. i hate everything and everyone and nothing is ever going to be right in my world again and there's nothing i can do to help it and i am just so tired right now and i have no control over anything and i wish i could stop crying but i can't even do that.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i have no words for how i feel. i hate everything and everyone and nothing is ever going to be right in my world again and there's nothing i can do to help it and i am just so tired right now and i have no control over anything and i wish i could stop crying but i can't even do that.
i dont care if this is the rage cage...
we love you honey 
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
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Quote by sprite
i have no words for how i feel. i hate everything and everyone and nothing is ever going to be right in my world again and there's nothing i can do to help it and i am just so tired right now and i have no control over anything and i wish i could stop crying but i can't even do that.
I effing love you in an everso slightly effing GW. Effing
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i have no words for how i feel. i hate everything and everyone and nothing is ever going to be right in my world again and there's nothing i can do to help it and i am just so tired right now and i have no control over anything and i wish i could stop crying but i can't even do that.
I effing love you in an everso slightly effing GW. Effing
Effing doubleposted.
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Her Royal Spriteness
knock it off, all three of you, i don't care how sweet it is, it's not allowed here. go be nice somewhere else (and thank you, i had my melt down, got talked off the ledge, waiting for the next one - this totally sucks).
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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So is this the place to let of steam? Cause fuck to do I need to after the week I've had, where my company have more or less told me to get out. So if anyone needs an experienced financial service administrator let me know. Anyway have now downed to minature bottle of vodka and eaten a bar of cadbury's fruit and nut (200g) and don't give a shit at the moment. Applying for new jobs as we speak. I'm getting out as sick of the rules and regulations!!!
(oh yeah probably shouldn't be eating choc or drinking due to my diabetes but at times you just have to right lol)
(oh yeah probably shouldn't be eating choc or drinking due to my diabetes but at times you just have to right lol)
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Mazza
Wheesht you, oh sprightly one!!
I'll skelp yer arse!
umm... can we have a translator, cause i think you just insulted my mom...?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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umm... can we have a translator, cause i think you just insulted my mom...?
"Shut the fuck up, bitch.
I'm gonna pound your ass."
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I have had this brewing up all day because i did not chance to post earlier.
Why the fuck do people assume that because your on sex related site that you want to have a conversation about sex. Let alone start it with 'i want you post a picture of yourself naked for me' and ' tell me how you matsurbate' and this from a person i had never chatted with before and it was at 9.30 in the morning my time, fuck knows what time it was where they were hiding.
ARGHHHHHHH for fucks at least ask if i want this type of conversation and do i want it now at 9.30am. I know i like sex in the morning but this approach is just wrong, in fact it's so wrong i had to go and do some retail therapy just to calm down. So thank you i spent £200 on clothes and shoes just to get the nauseating thought out of my head.
Why the fuck do people assume that because your on sex related site that you want to have a conversation about sex. Let alone start it with 'i want you post a picture of yourself naked for me' and ' tell me how you matsurbate' and this from a person i had never chatted with before and it was at 9.30 in the morning my time, fuck knows what time it was where they were hiding.
ARGHHHHHHH for fucks at least ask if i want this type of conversation and do i want it now at 9.30am. I know i like sex in the morning but this approach is just wrong, in fact it's so wrong i had to go and do some retail therapy just to calm down. So thank you i spent £200 on clothes and shoes just to get the nauseating thought out of my head.
Gingerbread Lover
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Ha ha, pretty much... Although, I'd substitute 'spank' for pound...
(I think that's a totally different ball game) ;)
Exactly.
Let the raging continue!
YOU FUCKING STUPID WOMAN! Why should I have to put up a sign saying "I AM RECORDING A SEX STORY FOR LUSH, SO DO NOT RING THE DOORBELL!"? There is no justification for your fucking company to send annoying people like you to cold call and ask shitty questions so they can then sell our information to other annoying companies who then send us shitty agents and junk mail. Did I seem a bit annoyed to you? I was on my 12th take of that fucking story and doing well with it! I was over half way through, you fucking smug bitch! FUCK OFF!
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What pisses me off is the people who say "I'm a live and let live type of person" but then have no problem using their vote to try get the government to force others to serve their purposes. That is hypocrisy.
My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
Clever Gem
Its been 6 days stupid antibiotics and one more to go- IT'S SATURDAY....I WANT SOME EFFING WINE!!!!!
I'm single. Don't come to me for relationship advice, it won't work. You're a confused, freaky, asexual man. You wanna be in a woman's body. No, wait, you wanna die so you can be in a woman's body. What? Fuck off. Have a wank. No? Jesus! What the fuck! Wanking is bad, filthy, disgusting? No, it's healthy. AAARGH, you fucking moron, I don't fucking get you! Get over it. Get a fucking psychiatrist and stop using me as your own personal phsychologist. Arsebag.
it is an oldie but reading it brings back the feelings...
Fuck You with your I love you, your "astonishing" words and your so called sincerity... I have asked you more then once...You fucking slimy lying two faced muted fuckhead! No matter how deep you shove your head in your boney sorry asss and think in your pathetic little head that everything is ok..the truth ALWAYS comes out! I wish you and that little weezly "I am so helpless, fragile but I have a mouth that makes every sailor and pirate jump ship in two seconds" fucktart with that rotten pineapple on her head all the best. You fucking deserve each other!
Damn cleaning up does feel fucking good...
Fuck You with your I love you, your "astonishing" words and your so called sincerity... I have asked you more then once...You fucking slimy lying two faced muted fuckhead! No matter how deep you shove your head in your boney sorry asss and think in your pathetic little head that everything is ok..the truth ALWAYS comes out! I wish you and that little weezly "I am so helpless, fragile but I have a mouth that makes every sailor and pirate jump ship in two seconds" fucktart with that rotten pineapple on her head all the best. You fucking deserve each other!
Damn cleaning up does feel fucking good...
Gingerbread Lover
Dear You,
What part of "I don't want to talk about it" don't you understand? Did you mis-hear the "don't" and thought I said "do"? Because I effing didn't. You might be my favourite one, but that still gives me no reason to want to discuss it with you. It's none of your business. It's bad enough I had to tell you anything at all, but I had no choice. And if I won't tell the other two when they question me indepth about it, why would I tell you? I don't care that you're nosy, and that you supposedly care, and that you tell me in detail what you've all had to have done, I don't want to tell you! It's none of your sodding business! And when I go all quiet and look at the floor trying not to cry, that's another way of telling you, I don't want to fucking talk about it!
And whilst we're at it, telling me all the horror stories you know and telling me that at least I don't have to deal with what my mum did does not help. I still have to do it. This is getting to be more fucking hassle than it's worth. And for what? At this point in time I can't see any benefits at all, not for me or anybody else. But I know that the trauma and past dredged up this far makes it not worth me jacking it in now - it will all have been for nothing and I can't bear to have it weighing on my mind.
But I'm still not going to fucking tell you the fucking sodding details, so shut the fuck up!
Yours Very Upsetterly,
Me.
And Dear Other You,
Fuck off! Fuck off Fuck off Fuck off!
I wish I could have charged you double just for the fucking ugly attitude.
Yours Fuckoffingly,
Me.
What part of "I don't want to talk about it" don't you understand? Did you mis-hear the "don't" and thought I said "do"? Because I effing didn't. You might be my favourite one, but that still gives me no reason to want to discuss it with you. It's none of your business. It's bad enough I had to tell you anything at all, but I had no choice. And if I won't tell the other two when they question me indepth about it, why would I tell you? I don't care that you're nosy, and that you supposedly care, and that you tell me in detail what you've all had to have done, I don't want to tell you! It's none of your sodding business! And when I go all quiet and look at the floor trying not to cry, that's another way of telling you, I don't want to fucking talk about it!
And whilst we're at it, telling me all the horror stories you know and telling me that at least I don't have to deal with what my mum did does not help. I still have to do it. This is getting to be more fucking hassle than it's worth. And for what? At this point in time I can't see any benefits at all, not for me or anybody else. But I know that the trauma and past dredged up this far makes it not worth me jacking it in now - it will all have been for nothing and I can't bear to have it weighing on my mind.
But I'm still not going to fucking tell you the fucking sodding details, so shut the fuck up!
Yours Very Upsetterly,
Me.
And Dear Other You,
Fuck off! Fuck off Fuck off Fuck off!
I wish I could have charged you double just for the fucking ugly attitude.
Yours Fuckoffingly,
Me.
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Fucking skullcandy earphones! Deid! Broken wire. Sure, I've got ninja soldering skillz but I'm fucking sick of fucking having to fucking do that or but new ones. They're good fucking quality as well but fucking fuckers keep fucking breaking! They only ever last a few months. Fuck that. Skullcandy have just lost a fucking customer, I'm saving and buying either some Sony ones or Sennheiser ones. Bastard.
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If being an insensitive prick was a full-time job... He'd have 10yrs worth of overtime.
No words... absolutely no fucking words.
GRRRR!!
No words... absolutely no fucking words.
GRRRR!!
well not only am i expendable as a friend..
APPARENTLY my ex "girlfriend" signed into "her" account. I was told by her "brother" that my girlfriend had died in a car accident. SO not only was i lied to about her passing by the person that had been lying to me all along, this person also has the audacity to check into lush every now and again. fuck that. im so sick of this and it stings even more when you realize that this person couldn't care less about your feelings.
oh yeah and i probably like a girl more than she likes me. not so angry about that, just kinda sad lol.
APPARENTLY my ex "girlfriend" signed into "her" account. I was told by her "brother" that my girlfriend had died in a car accident. SO not only was i lied to about her passing by the person that had been lying to me all along, this person also has the audacity to check into lush every now and again. fuck that. im so sick of this and it stings even more when you realize that this person couldn't care less about your feelings.
oh yeah and i probably like a girl more than she likes me. not so angry about that, just kinda sad lol.
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Why, oh why, do obvious everyday 'chores' have to be listed, in order of priority, for Husbands?? And they still get it bloody wrong!!!
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I am so fucking pissed off at my housemate. She takes my power strip an leaves behind this piece of shit six plug adapter that plugs into both outlets on a wall socket. I can't use the piece of shit because the wall socket is controlled from a wall switch by the door and turns off everything when the switch is in the off position. She doesn't ask, she doesn't let me know she has a problem, she just pokes her fucking nose into my possessions and takes whatever she wants. STAY OUT OF MY ROOM! I appreciate that you take care of my dog and two cats while I am away at work during the week but have some fucking consideration for other peoples' property! If it isn't yours then don't touch until you fucking get permission! It isn't like I won't let you take what you need but stop taking the fact that I help you when I can to be permission to be your fucking door mat!
ASK!
ASK!
GODDAMMIT!
ASK!
ASK!
ASK!
GODDAMMIT!
ASK!