Mother of the Year! Yep, that's me!!! I'm sorry that I am not keeping you entertained to your satisfaction this summer, and I am really sorry that your father has become a dead beat dad. I am suffering through all of this too though. Fuck; I am absolutely killing myself to make this work for us though. For Christ sake, help me help you!!! Just in case you have not noticed, I have zero social life, zero financial stability, and nobody to lean on throughout all of this shit. Yes, my wise child, you are correct. I should have just stayed with him for 20 more miserable years; that is if he didn't kill me in front of you before then. Just keep spouting off whatever comes to mind without thinking first.
got it off my chest now. move along - nothing to see here.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Rumors, lies, innuendo's, baseless bullshit, head cases, drama queens, perverts, creepers, stalkers, backstabbers, sharing of personal info, personal pix, let's meet in real life...hey, asshole...this isn't 'Matchmaker's or E Harmony'.....certainly not 'Christian Mingle", either.
Paraphrasing, "Lush is a free sex stories adult community site where you can publish, read and comment on erotic stories."
Got it?
You want a 'real' relationship? Close your laptop. Get up, get dressed, and go out into the 'real' world, cause this ain't it....
If you want some online fun, hangout and let your alter ego loose. Explore. Be anonymous. Just don't get fucking crazy.
Take it from someone that learned the fucking hard way.
Thank you.
Dear lady with the baby on the plane: Look I know that you can't control when your kid poops or cries but for fuck's sake be prepared when he does. The child cried and yelled for nearly an hour before you took action--on a fucking plane! The stewardess even offered to help and your dumb ass couldn’t be bothered to accept assistance, and now I've got the fucking headache from hell with a business meeting to handle.
And on another note, fuck you Candy Crush...
Gee, I...I guess I'll have to borrow a cup of rage from some neighbor or something. I have nothing to contribute. Life is good.
To a client I don't need or want anymore: You are a procrastinating asshole and you always go past the due date before you pay. You called at 5:00 pm and asked for a mock-up by 9:00 am the next day. No you cannot have that. I have other clients that pay on time, that were ahead of you. If you want to pay quadruple my normal rate and pay up front, then I might be willing to work all night to make your 9:00 am deadline. Kiss my ass, and guess what? No one else is going to make that deadline either. Plan ahead sometime, you disorganized incompetent fuck.
Ok boys and girls, I am taking off the suit for a minute - this "gentleman" is PISSED!!!
I had planned a surprise party thread for My wife similar to what others have done here and in order to get the word out about it in the most expeditious manner, I went into her friends list and bulk mailed her friends inviting them to come see the thread and to add their own wishes. Her and I have not been on Lush for all that long and this was the first time her birthday has come up so I wanted to do something special.
WELL, thanks to a certain FUCK who because of the rules of this thread shall remain nameless (but you know who you are, you no-account SOB), that whole idea is ruined and MY sweet, caring do-anything-for-her-friends wife will not have the surprise that she deserved.
Now I ask you folks, what kind of an ASSHOLE opens their mouth and intentionally ruins a surprise for no other reason that just to fuck up a special day for someone who did nothing to him and just enjoys her friends?
Some of you know My wife Sugarbaby and those of you who do know what I mean. She would give you the shirt off her back. And yet when I tried to do something nice like get her friends together for a surprise birthday thread this FUCK spoiled it.
Well as for you, you piece of shit - you think Master Jonathan is "interesting" NOW? cussing
I'll never understand why some people need to cook up elaborate lies when there was nothing wrong with the truth to begin with.
I'll never understand why some people need to cook up elaborate lies when there was nothing wrong with the truth to begin with.
I think it is a shame that this happened. Sugar deserved the wonderful surprise that you planned for her. She is one of the Kindest, caring people on her as well as You MJ. I am very sorry your surprise was ruined and I hope she has a great Birthday/
Pay me my fucking money!! If you ask me
can you borrow some money to pay a bill and you'll will pay me back with a set date, pay me don't go and buy 100 dollars shoes because you like them and then ask if I like them. I like to have my money which oh by the way you don't have but you have new shoes and I have to ask you for my money! What the hell and you get mad when i ask. I was helping a friend i thought with money I had plans for and your ass don't want to pay. ill bet you will be looking for those shoes when i returned them to the store for refund and I have my money!
America, the land of the free.**
**Certain restrictions apply.
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
A teenager was murdered by a guy who was told to stay in his car and got out of the car and pursued him anyways. This teenager was murdered by a man who was recorded saying "Fucking punks! They get away with this shit all the time." A teenager was murdered and the last person he was talking to, a young woman, testified that he called her saying that "someone is following me and I don't know why."
A teenager was murdered and the man who admitted pulling the trigger is...acquitted.
A teenager was murdered damn it!
And the fucker gets his gun back. God I love this country.
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
Florida has a lot to answer for. It has a history of racially charged cases and incidents that would rival Mississippi or Alabama for overt and blatant racism. There is the part Florida played in Bush's election. There is the Anthony case and now this. What is it about the American south?
We have justice system in this country, the prosecution and defense agreed on the jury pool, the trial was held in the light of day, lots of media coverage. The decision was unanimous, NOT guilty. get over it.
Rev. Al, now demands a new trial with a BLACK jury, that's certainly fair...double jeapourdy.
I wonder if the roles were REVERSED, and trevon killed Zimmerman and was found innocent if the race baiters would DEMAND another trial for him?
Wake up!
"When its too kinky for everybody else, its just gettin' good for me."
(Kinky Freedman)
I went to go watch Pacific Rim in the movie theater today because I thought it was going to be about licking girl's butts in Hawaii... Wrong, wrong... It was about fuckin godzillas, giant robocops and crappy acting n shit. What a let down.
I am done being made to feel like I'm not good enough, like I have to change to fit into someone else's idealised version of me that I have no fucking interest in being.
I'm done with letting people make me feel like I'm not good enough and I'm going to listen to my instincts and go with what they're telling me to do.
I'm done with being treated like shit and being ignored and bullied into agreeing to things I'm not happy with, and I'm really fucking done with letting people ignore me when I say no.
NO MEANS NO.
And most of all, I'm done with you, I'm done with feeling scared and being stuck in a house with you blocking the door just having to say, 'one last thing'. I'm done with letting you bully me and sway me and manipulate me. I will never be alone with you again. Not because I think you might hurt me physically but because of how much you've hurt me emotionally, because you try and bully me and lay your shit on me every single time we speak, you have ever since we first fucking met.
And I am so fucking done with men for a while. This time I mean it when I say I'm going to take some time out to deal with my life and get things on track. I'm going to look after me for a while.
To my wonderful father who thinks it is perfectly fine to call at 5:30 in the morning. For fuck sake I get it you are driving, bored and lonely. However think of others before dialing my number just to "talk", can't you ring up at a decent time say 7:30 while I am getting ready for work.
Oh no, you have to wake everyone up.
I will not give up....you cant crush me! Thanks for the venting....on to writing
ARGHHHHHHHH!
