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The Rage Cage

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My internet has been down all damn day. I don't even know how this is working because it says I'm not on wifi.

It's like impossible being home without wifi.

They keep asking how I managed as a kid.

Fuck, we managed just fine.

Hopefully, it gets straight soon. I've written a fun story though. Hope to be online eventually...grrrr

Hugs,
Mysteria
Xo
I get you have the right and privilege to rent those scooters... but you do not have the fucking right to mow me down and act fucking surprised. You didn't bother to look behind you when you threw that thing in reverse without an alarm to warn me or anyone else you were moving. Plus, you had to of gunned it for how fast you hit me and knocked me to the ground. Did you offer me your bag after mine got ruined by my pink lemonade that split because you ran me down? NO!

You didn't even try to help me. You had the nerve to look surprised when you realized I was on the fucking floor! Did you ask if I was all right? NO! Now, the two fine people who helped me up did. They knew who was at fault and it wasn't me!

You're lucky the damage to my shoe was minimal, my ankle wasn't broken (but it did swell up like a cantaloupe), and overall I wasn't injured.

The worst part... YOU'RE A FUCKING TEACHER!!! I pray for the kids in your class. I can only wonder how many of them you've run down.

I only wish I had thrown my lemonade on you instead. Maybe then you would have thought of someone besides your selfish-ass self!
I'm actually flattered that you hate me so much. Do I intimidate you (I know some people feel like that because I'm a pretty strong and confident woman, and I speak up), do you think I'm better than you are, or perhaps more interesting? Are you bitter? If that's the problem, then go for it! Be warned, you will get chewed up, and spit out, and I don't think you can handle it. Stop being such an asshole to everyone and perhaps people will like you, and will want to engage you. Hoping you will wake up and get a life. Edit ~ you know how to get in touch with me, if you want to talk. I don't bite unless I'm provoked.
Fucking Whore.

2 faced manipulative cock hungering cunt.

Is your life that bad you have to fuck up everyone elses?

Apparently it is cause you have to make sure everyone elses as miserable as you are.

Or as lonely cause you cant keep a relationship.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Isn't a GPS supposed to get you to places?

Well mine gets me fucking lost. Mine had me go on the fucking wrong road which has no fucking uturns for about 10 miles to only have to go on the same road a different way.

Jesus, I had to have my husband navigate me on the fucking phone.....he is screaming, I'm screaming. It was a fucking joke.

My friend knew there was a problem because I'm always on time. After this mess, I was only 10 minutes late but HOLY FUCK ON A PLATTER.

Do you know the GPS....you have to buy map updates. Luckily, I found out you don't have to buy and they will give you free updates. THEY DON'T FUCKING TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO DIG AROUND ON THEIR WEBSITE.

FUCKERS....SO FUCKING PISSED.....


FUCKING HELL.....

XO
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i'm SO SICK of the influx of multiple profiles i've encountered lately!!! look, i'm ALL about fresh starts, but at LEAST change up your profile, lose the baggage and STOP trying to chat up the same ppl you did with your old/other profile under the guise of being "new". some of us are smarter than you think...


Totally agree!!!! It has become quite ridiculous... Obviously they don't think we are smarter then they think
FUCK! One nice day and... MORE FUCKING RAIN!
Respect! Just treat someone with respect and dignity and it goes a long way. Not doing so just shows more about your own shallowness than the other person.
I am not your personal ATM. That piece of shit man of yours needs to be a fucking man! All I see him do is use you for what little money you have, then you call me up and beg for twenty bucks... a week! Yes I have money, but I fucking work for it! I have my own bills to pay! I have my own expenses! And I'm trying to save some money for that fucking rainy day that seems to hit me at the worst possible time. I wish you would open your eyes and leave his broke ass in the desert where he belongs. Even your other best friend can see he's full of shit.

No man should make you cry unless they are happy tears. See through his bullshit! There are good men out there if you'd just open your eyes... and not your legs.


if you can't say something nice don't say nothing at all... I will take my advice and just stick my tongue out at you...
Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant? I love my dairy....
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Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant? I love my dairy....


Have you tried cashew milk? It's pretty new but it tastes great, has a nice texture to it. You can use it in place of cream or milk in tons of recipes but it's not shitty like almond milk or thin like coconut milk.


Oh yeah this is the rage cage...I have it too easy in life! Ugggghhhh
chatnstrokeII: Hey chatnstroke you are a fuckin dickhead for just taking off like you did - not even a simple goodbye or anything to your friends.

chatnstroke: Yes... you are right... I was - and I am sorry.

chatnstrokeII: Asshole. What was it... did you get tired of looking at that stupid thong avatar of yourself?

chatnstroke: Hey - listen - I said I am sorry but back off on that AV. It was pretty cool.

chatnstrokeII: Fuck you. You are in no position to tell me or anyone to back off - you fuckin piece of shit.

chatnstroke: Ok... ok... you're right. I'll just shut up and hope you can make things right.

chatnstrokeII: Well asswipe we'll see about that. You certainly left me a pile of diarrhea to clean up.

chatnstroke: Yeah sorry ab...

chatnstrokeII: Shut the fuck up with the sorry bullshit - let me see if your friends are willing to forgive you for me

chatnstroke: I can't thank you enough

chatnstrokeII: Fuck off already - ok... just... fuck the hell off smile
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chatnstrokeII: Hey chatnstroke you are a fuckin dickhead for just taking off like you did - not even a simple goodbye or anything to your friends.

chatnstroke: Yes... you are right... I was - and I am sorry.

chatnstrokeII: Asshole. What was it... did you get tired of looking at that stupid thong avatar of yourself?

chatnstroke: Hey - listen - I said I am sorry but back off on that AV. It was pretty cool.

chatnstrokeII: Fuck you. You are in no position to tell me or anyone to back off - you fuckin piece of shit.

chatnstroke: Ok... ok... you're right. I'll just shut up and hope you can make things right.

chatnstrokeII: Well asswipe we'll see about that. You certainly left me a pile of diarrhea to clean up.

chatnstroke: Yeah sorry ab...

chatnstrokeII: Shut the fuck up with the sorry bullshit - let me see if your friends are willing to forgive you for me

chatnstroke: I can't thank you enough

chatnstrokeII: Fuck off already - ok... just... fuck the hell off smile


I am sorry Sprite please forgive me just this once



OMG I missed you sooooooo much Chatty

here I kept this for you...OMG I got your emails and cant stop smiling and M is thrilled too and Dave has stopped drinking now his daddy is back




The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Finally got some nice weather here and it makes the kids throw up, leaves ice jolly drippings everywhere and my new (very cute and sparkly) sandals have shredded my feet so I limp all the way to do the school run.

By the time I've worn the fuckers in it'll be bloody winter again...well guess who's gonna be wearing sandals come rain or snow?!! Haha, yeah, lucky me! Lol
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I am so fucking mad right now. My son is high functioning autistic. He is going on a 7 day camp on Sunday. My husband was supposed to go to the meeting tonight to go over stuff.

I would have gone but he said he would go. He didn't go.....His mother who is in a nursing home fell. He had to go there.

This is my SON....He could have gone to the meeting and then gone to see his mother. I AM FUCKING FURIOUS.

HE BETTER BE ON THAT FUCKING CONFERENCE CALL WITH THE LEADER TOMORROW OR i MAY GO FUCKING NUTS.

I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT MY FUCKING SELF. JESUS!

I MEAN WHEN YOU ARE IN THE HOSPITAL...IT TAKE FOREVER TO GET ANSWERS. THIS FUCKING MEETING WAS 1 HOUR OF HIS FUCKING TIME.

I AM SURE YOU CAN HEAR ME SCREAMING FROM WHATEVER COUNTRY YOU ALL LIVE IN.

I AM FUCKING FURIOUS....GRRRRRR
My air conditioner just croaked, my washing machine ate my underwear, a mosquito did a lap dance on my pecker and my cell fell in the septic tank. Oh! my dog has worms and my hemorrhoids belched.
It's 10:30 and he brought my son to the hospital with him. My son is fucking exhausted. Bring my kid home and then go wait with your mother.

Everything is okay with the mother. Why does my kid need to wait for her to be transported back to the nursing home.

We live 2 miles from the nursing home....BRING MY SON HOME NOW.

I'm so fucking mad. Why does he need to sit there. BRING MY SON HOME...He needs to sleep.

Jesus...

My blood pressure must be sky high. Why can't his sisters deal with this shit.

Her sister lives in our town. My son is still not home. WHY HASNT MY DUMB HUSBAND BROUGHT MY KID HOME. I DONT CARE IF HIS MOTHER DOESNT WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE. CALL HER SISTER TO SIT WITH HER. BRING MY SON HOME...

My daughter is sleeping and I can't wake her up to get my son. Jesus. I'm so pissed off!

FUCK!!!!!
You lying, traitorous, fucking backstabbing bitch. Do you really think I would take orders from you. Cowardous Weasle. You think you know me, you think you got me beat. You've seen me in action before, but you never felt my wrath head on. No I left the room. So I wouldn't bash your skull into the fucking table. You dare challenge me. You will lose bitch. You think that I will take this lying down, I know everything to show you just how weak you really are. Don't doubt me bitch, because you have crossed some major lines, and I will make sure I cut you out.
OMG!!


Spider...OMG!! HUGE

OMG!! How dare that fucking enourmous monstrosity enter my premises.

OMG!! They are so creepy and scary and ewwww and just wriggle so much when u spray them with raid and its almost worse to watch the fuckers, they wont even die silently or slowly and OMG!! I HATE SPIDERS THEY LIVE TO SCARE ME..
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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OMG!!


Spider...OMG!! HUGE

OMG!! How dare that fucking enourmous monstrosity enter my premises.

OMG!! They are so creepy and scary and ewwww and just wriggle so much when u spray them with raid and its almost worse to watch the fuckers, they wont even die silently or slowly and OMG!! I HATE SPIDERS THEY LIVE TO SCARE ME..


Here... I've got some extra peppermint spray from the shed. Spray it to keep those spiders away smile
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My air conditioner just croaked, my washing machine ate my underwear, a mosquito did a lap dance on my pecker and my cell fell in the septic tank. Oh! my dog has worms and my hemorrhoids belched.


That's about as close to getting sucked off as you're ever gonna get


Why cant I seem to be able to sleep longer....
Bought my daughter a selfie stick today. The first one didn't work. Brought it back to get a different model and that didn't work either.

Fucking hell. She isn't happy, she wanted this fucking thing.

Piece of fucking garbage.....GRRRRR

I mean it doesn't appear to be hard, you just connect it to your phone and hit the fucking button.

Oh....it doesn't work though.

She has an android phone.....But, it doesn't work with my iphone either.

GRRRRRRR
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I have a crazy grandma.

I wish she would mind her own business...

She needs to stop being a freaking worry wart

Oh god she drives to drink somedays

Damn her
Communication. Yes, I know it has more than two syllables, but it's commonly used therefore shouldn't be hard to remember.

COMM-U-NI-CATE!
You are a terrible person. Just a terrible person that even my anger has put itself on low to simmer and boil. How dare you, after all we been through and yet, I find out you talk shit about me behind my back? If you ask around I never really talked shit about you other then it pisses me off that when I go to you for help, you're unfeeling, uncaring, and you think you know it all when you really dont. Come to find you're not only treating your best friend like shit, but trying to undermine me and her both.

Neechan is mine, sorry to break it to you. Very rarely do I get possessive of people but you're not gonna take her from me, so back off. And I gonna make sure you never get that posistion.

I love it when someone pushes me to this point. To feel that rage simmer white hot, I can deal some true mental damage right now.
I have no idea how my Iphone got a scratch on the camera. The damn thing is in a life box. It will take pictures of me but nobody else.

FUCK!

We are ready for an upgrade so hopefully I can talk my husband into getting me a new phone. I mean fuck I have an Iphone 4 I do believe I should have an Iphone 6. So maybe in a few days he will buy me another one.

I'm not happy.

GRRRRRR

XO
GRRRRRR GRATE YOUR OWN CHEESE ARSEHOLE

STOP using up what I grate for the kids and putting the pot back in the fridge with barely enough grains of grated cheese in it to justify eating a piece of penne pasta just because you cant be bothered to grate your own or wash up the pot and make more for the kids because your a lazy FUCK.

Seriously I know this sounds stupid but for almost daily for over 6 months now I go to make my kids lunches and the fucker has done this and I really really have had enough and want to stab him with a fork.

LAZY FUCKING BASTARD.

Ok that feels better now
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx