My new story "Practice Makes Perfect" was doing really well, with an average score of 5, putting it on the front page as a Story Pick, and me as a Top Author.
Then some fucking @*&~# with no profile, no stories, no friends and no followers gave it a 2. Now it's instantly off the front page, and so am I.
Thanks a fucking bunch, you fuck-brained c###.
When you've written just one story that's good enough to be published here, then you can score me a 2. Or even a 1 if you like. Til then, go fuck yourself.
[Whew. that's better]
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FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!! I go out of my way to be nice, and get someone to PUT YOUR DAMN FURNITURE TOGETHER, and you're a complete ASSHOLE to me. I didn't deserve that, I will NOT offer to make things easier for you EVER AGAIN. This guy is putting a coffee table, a dresser, a parsons table and an end table together for $100. That's IT. $100. The ORIGINAL DEAL did NOT include the table, it included 2 dressers, one of which was almost completely finished, and you're pissed at ME when he may not have time!? I told you to bring that dresser to get it done and you went off on me THEN! I DID NOT DESERVE TO BE TALKED TO LIKE THAT, YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY, FUCKTARD! I'm so pissed off, you best not talk to me for a WHILE.
I really don't feel better getting it off my chest because Im sooooooo MAD! FUCKER!
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Congratulations! You walk on water! You got four accelerated classes to be fully proficient on the SBAC and your only class of "regular" kids was almost 3/4 proficient. Yet, you had no SpEd students, very few second language students. Stop throwing your "success" in our faces. Try teaching the kids I teach who are 1-4 years below grade level reading. Try teaching the SpEd kids who try their best and still can't score higher than a C. Try remembering that we all aren't you and as such... we don't have your years of experience, and do love our job. Get off your high horse and instead of teaching the kids who are already proficient... try teaching those kids who aren't. Only then will I be truly impressed with your teaching skills.
I was browsing a site, you know, taking notes about stuff and I found a post about "i being a letter and I being a word". Well fuck me, I've NEVER heard that. How could I have NEVER been taught that? What the fuck were my teachers thinking? What they were gonna have for lunch? I'm gonna be so embarrassed if anyone finds out about this. Fuck.
Giving ONE warning only to whom it may concern....Do NOT start a negative campaign....You WILL find out what a complete motherfucking low life piece of shit I CAN really be..
FUCKING BUSES! Buses have right of way in my City. if they want to pull out of a bus stop and into the traffic we have to let them in. What I want to know is WHY the drivers indicate a split second before they pull out into the traffic! The motherfucking drivers don't even look first. Because of that road rule, bus drivers think it's also OK to do the same when changing road lanes. too bad for me if I'm halfway alongside the bus when he starts moving into my lane a split second after he indicates. Where the fuck do you think I'm gonna go, the road to nowhere? Motherfuckers.
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Dangerously slow, poke-ass drivers on interstate entrance ramps are the fucking scum of the earth. Those lousy dirtbags endanger everyone with their slow driving and indecisiveness. They should have their driver's licenses permanently revoked. They should have their faces smashed.
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Oh girl, you'll never fool anyone--no matter how hard you try.
Don't change your address. Don't change your job.
Don't change your clothes. Don't change your style.
Dont change your make-up. Dont change your hair.
There's no sense in changeing your name.
Because:
If you don't change your heart, all that doesn't mean a thing.
And, you will never really change at all.
You won't change what they say.
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Does it make you a better man to tell your 2 year old to shut the f up and go the f to sleep. Really you are so fucking amazing. Just because she woke you up. Tomorrow is Sunday you can sleep in and you just don't talk to a baby that way. Wtf is wrong with you. Omg stop already.
my god, are you pathetic. i swear your thirstiness knows absolutely no bounds. i hope you truly get the attention you so desperately seek - it's starting to become embarrassing. til then, i'll just enjoy the chuckles you evoke. thanks.
When bikes follow the rules of the road, I'll treat them like a fucking motor vehicle. Until then, hitting them earns me 20 points apiece. When I hit 500, I get new shoes.
I gave you bitches a fair fucking warning...You have started the campaign...Be Very fucking careful because I Will show you how much of a lowlife motherfucker I am.
I thrive in the gutter...I fucking like it because I don't give a fuck.. Back the toys off...NOW...
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What is the point of being a manager of a store when everything you do is undercut by the fucking contact centre?
For fuck's sake! Learn to take responsibility for your shit and own the fact that YOU gave my number out! All I asked was you take care of this and you whine and cry about how it's not your fault. It is your fault.
What a frustrating night. Thank you for ruining Halloween. You could not even walk with your daughter. The first year she actually understands. You don't even know how cute she was introducing herself as itsy bitsy to people and blow up animated decorations. Then you need to yell at her again. WTF grow the fuck up. Does it make you a big man to make her sob every fucking night. it's no wonder she doesn't want to sleep all you do is fucking yell at her. She doesn't know you have to work. It wasn't even 1000. I hope the pull out bed was real comfortable you fucking ass.
sorry rant over. just so frustrated with life.
I may rage against politicians who betray those who elected them, and against the growing small mindedness and xenophobia in my country, but I reserve my greatest rage for myself and my utter failure to be the kind of person I aspire to be. I fail to love as I ought to, and I hurt those who love me even though I don't mean to. Although I have never done it, I fully understand those who self harm because it is the only way to express one's self loathing and to say "see how sorry I am for being such a fucked up individual."
Life really is divided between two things: How things were before the Cubs won a World Series, and Now. Loving the Now.
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
Your constant bitching about our "contract time" is getting on my last fucking nerve. Really, did those five fucking minutes you stayed today really hurt you? You make our whole department look like a group of petty bitches, when it's really all you. You might be an excellent teacher in your mind, but you are not the end-all teacher. You don't walk on water and you're far from perfect. Don't bitch at me when I want to teach things my fucking way instead of your way! Don't have a hissy-fit over five fucking minutes! Don't bitch when parents want to talk to you! And for fuck's sake... don't promise something you so can't fucking deliver!!!
If you're this fucking unhappy... fucking retire!
Yes, I have people who love me more than you. No, I don't care if you are mad about that. No, I don't trick people into liking me more than you. No, it isn't my fault they think your crazy. Yes, you are crazy. Lastly, you are right, I am going to say suck it. So suck it and shut the hell up already bitch. Not my fault you are crazy woman thinking that you can convince people I am the bad person here. I do nothing but be nice unless you are being a bitch with me.
So do the world a favor and go fuck someone and leave me alone. Thanks.
Deleted for me being an asshole and very rude. Like I really give a fuck, but others don't need to see that.
Let me be clear. this applies to whomever, the key word being plural.. You have been dismissed. Leave me the fuck alone..You may have friends that will buy into your bullshit..It makes no never mind..
Just leave me the fuck alone.