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Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
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Braille on the keypads of the drive-thru ATM....huh?
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The appeal of The Kardashians on TV .....
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High Lord of Darkness
How Women Think!
Not physically how, but their reasoning. I would like one that thinks like a bloke - please!
Not physically how, but their reasoning. I would like one that thinks like a bloke - please!
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by DarkSide
How Women Think!
Not physically how, but their reasoning. I would like one that thinks like a bloke - please!
Hello! I'm pretty sure no one understands it. Not even women. I don't understand it. And I've got a girlie brain!
I don't understand people who hurt others and feel gratification....or WHY we are taught algebra
Normal Adjacent
Too many to list. Currently, the appeal of any of our presidential candidates. Pac and super pac rules and that corporations are considered people. Huh???????
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I don't understand where the money goes from my taxes and how certain deductions/claims work. Every April I just punch it all into Quicken and say "to hell with it" just so I don't have to deal with it again for a year. I tend to have to pay money back, even with few deductions on my W2, so I view it like writing someone a check to stop annoying me.
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
Idk... Gryffindor?
Why people are so hateful and ignorant.
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
The footie offside rule wtf is that anyway, it literally goes in one ear and out of the other
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
I am literally running around a footie pitch now trying to recreate the offside rule and I literally have no idea what I'm doing and my fucking legs are cold, literally ;)
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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People who say literally, when it literally could not be literal
You know we can redefine werds to suit our needs. I'm gonna make new werds today
High Lord of Darkness
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Rugby
WHAT!!!! you're Welsh and you don't understand rugby.
All I can say is, if it's you in the avatar, then I need to explain the rules! LOL
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
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You know we can redefine werds to suit our needs. I'm gonna make new werds today
Adi.... LMAO I'm loving the new werds thingy
Short Arse Brit
Scouse accents...Welsh too for that matter
People who don't understand the rules of rugby or the offside rule...
Why anyone would support Tottenham Hotspur
People who don't understand the rules of rugby or the offside rule...
Why anyone would support Tottenham Hotspur
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Math usually..I hate numbers I go into a complete brain fog
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Chess...
(Now, I think that if you can't play chess then basically, (literally???) you are FUCKING THICK...)
NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY CHESS!!! (Never learned, HAVE NO IDEA...)
"What do the HORSE ones do? What about the little castle ones? The little PRAWN ones look like tiny dildoes!!!" *"GET AWAY FROM THE BOARD RIGHT NOW YOU RETARD!!!"*
Seriously... NO IDEA... (Can't play backgammon either...)
xx SF
Liz: "We are so over..."
(Now, I think that if you can't play chess then basically, (literally???) you are FUCKING THICK...)
NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY CHESS!!! (Never learned, HAVE NO IDEA...)
"What do the HORSE ones do? What about the little castle ones? The little PRAWN ones look like tiny dildoes!!!" *"GET AWAY FROM THE BOARD RIGHT NOW YOU RETARD!!!"*
Seriously... NO IDEA... (Can't play backgammon either...)
xx SF
Liz: "We are so over..."
Fancy Schmancy
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Chess...
(Now, I think that if you can't play chess then basically, (literally???) you are FUCKING THICK...)
NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY CHESS!!! (Never learned, HAVE NO IDEA...)
"What do the HORSE ones do? What about the little castle ones? The little PRAWN ones look like tiny dildoes!!!" *"GET AWAY FROM THE BOARD RIGHT NOW YOU RETARD!!!"*
Seriously... NO IDEA... (Can't play backgammon either...)
xx SF
Liz: "We are so over..."
Do you know how to drive a car? Chess works on the same principles. "If I pull out now, will that car be turning in slowly enough so I can get past him and across the driveway before that lady walks across the driveway so I won't hit her?
Quote by LaylaJune
Do you know how to drive a car? Chess works on the same principles. "If I pull out now, will that car be turning in slowly enough so I can get past him and across the driveway before that lady walks across the driveway so I won't hit her?
I GENUINELY don't know how to drive a car!!!
(I can fly an aeroplane!!!)
xx SF