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Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.

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Quote by adagio_sabadicus
Why some highchairs are below sea level.


Al, WE ARE FRIENDS...

(But do ever ACTUALLY talk like a REAL PERSON?)

I do ALL THE TIME!!!

(I FIND it works.)

"Blue regard BUTTERFLYs fly simple nitrogen, Exposing flash fires and throwaway Oxegen....."

ANYONE CAN DO THAT!!! (BUT it DOESN'T mean anything, Love...)

xx SF

WRITERS SAY SHIT!!! They COMMUNICATE!!! They HIT READERS with meaning and emotion!!!



"Harridan, woebegone, shattered and hues, Nobody walking in my sodden shoes, Everyone, anything, singing the blues, I'm just done paying my dues..."

*It's BULLSHIT!!!*

TALK TO THE FUCKERS!

(Speak to your readers!)
History....

I think I must have fallen asleep years back.

Still haven't caught up yet.

Giggles,
xoxoxo
Hypnosis, I think it's complete bullshit.
Math
investments, usually.
Braille on the keypads of the drive-thru ATM....huh?
Quote by Iluvsex31
Hypnosis, I think it's complete bullshit.


I MADE you say that... Now... FIVE, Four, Three, Two, YOU ARE BACK!

xx SF
How Women Think!

Not physically how, but their reasoning. I would like one that thinks like a bloke - please!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

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Quote by DarkSide
How Women Think!

Not physically how, but their reasoning. I would like one that thinks like a bloke - please!


Hello! I'm pretty sure no one understands it. Not even women. I don't understand it. And I've got a girlie brain!

I don't understand people who hurt others and feel gratification....or WHY we are taught algebra
The computer!
I don't understand where the money goes from my taxes and how certain deductions/claims work. Every April I just punch it all into Quicken and say "to hell with it" just so I don't have to deal with it again for a year. I tend to have to pay money back, even with few deductions on my W2, so I view it like writing someone a check to stop annoying me.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?

Quote by stephanie


I MADE you say that... Now... FIVE, Four, Three, Two, YOU ARE BACK!

xx SF


Wow....Where have I been? Thank you Stephanie.



On the other hand I do understand projectile vomiting!!
Rugby
Sexy Comes in all colors and Sizes[/size]
The footie offside rule wtf is that anyway, it literally goes in one ear and out of the other
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Quote by poppyx
The footie offside rule wtf is that anyway, it literally goes in one ear and out of the other


People who say literally, when it literally could not be literal
I am literally running around a footie pitch now trying to recreate the offside rule and I literally have no idea what I'm doing and my fucking legs are cold, literally ;)
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Quote by TheAngryishLover


People who say literally, when it literally could not be literal


You know we can redefine werds to suit our needs. I'm gonna make new werds today
Quote by Sara28_UK
Rugby


WHAT!!!! you're Welsh and you don't understand rugby.
All I can say is, if it's you in the avatar, then I need to explain the rules! LOL

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!

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You know we can redefine werds to suit our needs. I'm gonna make new werds today



Adi.... LMAO I'm loving the new werds thingy
Chess...

(Now, I think that if you can't play chess then basically, (literally???) you are FUCKING THICK...)

NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY CHESS!!! (Never learned, HAVE NO IDEA...)

"What do the HORSE ones do? What about the little castle ones? The little PRAWN ones look like tiny dildoes!!!" *"GET AWAY FROM THE BOARD RIGHT NOW YOU RETARD!!!"*

Seriously... NO IDEA... (Can't play backgammon either...)

xx SF

Liz: "We are so over..."
Quote by stephanie


Chess...

(Now, I think that if you can't play chess then basically, (literally???) you are FUCKING THICK...)

NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY CHESS!!! (Never learned, HAVE NO IDEA...)

"What do the HORSE ones do? What about the little castle ones? The little PRAWN ones look like tiny dildoes!!!" *"GET AWAY FROM THE BOARD RIGHT NOW YOU RETARD!!!"*

Seriously... NO IDEA... (Can't play backgammon either...)

xx SF

Liz: "We are so over..."



Do you know how to drive a car? Chess works on the same principles. "If I pull out now, will that car be turning in slowly enough so I can get past him and across the driveway before that lady walks across the driveway so I won't hit her?