Yaaaay me!
xx Steph
Me: "PRINCIPESSA!!!!!!!!!"
Her: "Steph, it is never going to happen. (I WOULD have if you were still a Mod...) It would have been so good for you too... But you are not."
Me: "You are A BITCH! I could PRETEND to be a Mod?"
Her: "You did that while you were a Mod, Stephen."
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*THIS IS LADY STEPH'S 5000th LUSH STORIES FORUM POST!*
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Her Royal Spriteness
so... that's means you're going to quit now, right? *says little prayer*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Top Shot
Congratulations? Stephanie on your 5000th post...
Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!
Prolific Writer
Congratulations. You always have the best forum posts. I enjoy reading them.
They are always very highly entertaining....
xo
They are always very highly entertaining....
xo
Clumeleon
Congrats. Mine is coming up soon, too. 
Cheeky Chick
Welcome to the club. I don't hardly post as much as I used to, but we should get a badge for it. Right? Jeez
❤️️🌹Elusive Enigma 🌹❤️️
Congratulations Steph! May your next 5000 posts be just as much fun. 
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by stephanie
Yaaaay me!
Congratulations, Stephen.
(Now if we subtract from that number all the posts with questionable content...)
Steph: "Ha, bloody ha!"
L xx
Story Verifier
I demand a recount!
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
Convict
Me: 5000? May God protect us from the next 5000.
Steph: You're a BITCH
Me: So are you Lady. xx
Congrats. It took me two years to get about 12 000 posts before I left and nobody gave ME a badge. Why should you get one?
Steph: You're a BITCH
Me: So are you Lady. xx
Congrats. It took me two years to get about 12 000 posts before I left and nobody gave ME a badge. Why should you get one?
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Quote by trinket
Me: 5000? May God protect us from the next 5000.
Steph: You're a BITCH
Me: So are you Lady. xx
Congrats. It took me two years to get about 12 000 posts before I left and nobody gave ME a badge. Why should you get one?
ARE YOU STEALING MY THING THAT I DO??????
xx Steph
Trinket: "Yes!"
Me: "... ... ... Oh, alright then!"
Trinket: "LIZ does it too!"
Me: "Liz can do whatever she likes..."
Trinket: "I thought she was a L...."
Me: "IT'S A FUCKING PHASE!!!!!"
Trinket: "WOW! Relax, Dude!"
xx SF
(This IS funny because I LOVE LIZZIE but SHE IS a SERIOUS ... Which is fine... Unlike some people here... Not mentioning any names... Like Rachel... Shit...)
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Quote by stephanie
Yaaaay me!
xx Steph
Me: "PRINCIPESSA!!!!!!!!!"
Her: "Steph, it is never going to happen. (I WOULD have if you were still a Mod...) It would have been so good for you too... But you are not."
Me: "You are A BITCH! I could PRETEND to be a Mod?"
Her: "You did that while you were a Mod, Stephen."
It seemed so, so many more.
All treasures, they should have been buried.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by stephanie
ARE YOU STEALING MY THING THAT I DO??????
xx Steph
Trinket: "Yes!"
Me: "... ... ... Oh, alright then!"
Trinket: "LIZ does it too!"
Me: "Liz can do whatever she likes..."
Trinket: "I thought she was a L...."
Me: "IT'S A FUCKING PHASE!!!!!"
Trinket: "WOW! Relax, Dude!"
xx SF
(This IS funny because I LOVE LIZZIE but SHE IS a SERIOUS ... Which is fine... Unlike some people here... Not mentioning any names... Like Rachel... Shit...)
fuck you, you irish eunuch.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Head Nurse
Quote by Poppet
Welcome to the club. I don't hardly post as much as I used to, but we should get a badge for it. Right? Jeez
There's a club? shit. why doesn't anyone tell me these things. Am I, like, responsible for snacks and drinks and crap?
Convict
Quote by stephanie
ARE YOU STEALING MY THING THAT I DO??????
xx Steph
Trinket: "Yes!"
Me: "... ... ... Oh, alright then!"
Trinket: "LIZ does it too!"
Me: "Liz can do whatever she likes..."
Trinket: "I thought she was a L...."
Me: "IT'S A FUCKING PHASE!!!!!"
Trinket: "WOW! Relax, Dude!"
xx SF
(This IS funny because I LOVE LIZZIE but SHE IS a SERIOUS ... Which is fine... Unlike some people here... Not mentioning any names... Like Rachel... Shit...)
Me: Yeh, I know bout Lizzie... she wants me
.... bad.F4rj0dfBPZgkvP85 Just sayin'.Steph: No she doesn't, it's me she wants.
Me: That's because she thinks you're a GIRL! Don't you say anything bad about my Rachel or I'll get my unicorn to come after you.prlK4XMeqRCVKK4h
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Quote by Dirty_D
There's a club? shit. why doesn't anyone tell me these things. Am I, like, responsible for snacks and drinks and crap?
Dolly, can you pass around MORE sausage rolls?
xx SF
(ACTUALLY I have tasted Dee's Chicken With Dumplings dish... No, SERIOUSLY... THe Nurse can cook...) Honest... OH FUCK ALL OF YOU! SHE DID! Ask HER!
Dirty_D: "I have NO IDEA what he's talking about..."
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WAY TO GO
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Quote by stephanie
Yaaaay me!
xx Steph
Me: "PRINCIPESSA!!!!!!!!!"
Her: "Steph, it is never going to happen. (I WOULD have if you were still a Mod...) It would have been so good for you too... But you are not."
Me: "You are A BITCH! I could PRETEND to be a Mod?"
Her: "You did that while you were a Mod, Stephen."
I swear you'll celebrate your 10,000th shit one day, man. Any excuse.
Just kiddin' with ya. Well done to you. People might joke, but it just shows how much time you've invested in this site and its people.
Wouldn't be the same without you.
A poetry selection!
Quote by Lupus
I swear you'll celebrate your 10,000th shit one day, man. Any excuse.
Just kiddin' with ya. Well done to you. People might joke, but it just shows how much time you've invested in this site and its people.
Wouldn't be the same without you.
Patronizing Prick.
xx SF
(It's a Jayne thing...)
(I adore Ben... DO NOT TELL HIM THAT!)
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Quote by stephanie
Patronizing Prick.
xx SF
(It's a Jayne thing...)
(I adore Ben... DO NOT TELL HIM THAT!)
Like no one knows.
(Not that the Irish twat would add me. No. Of course not, I'm not someone he can 'pursue'. Fucking panty-picking perv. x)
A poetry selection!
The Linebacker
Congratulations! A poll shows that 57.5% of your posts are coherent, placing you in the top 7.678% of Lush Forum posters. Great job!
Now let's drink!!!!
Now let's drink!!!!
Quote by Lupus
Like no one knows.
(Not that the Irish twat would add me. No. Of course not, I'm not someone he can 'pursue'. Fucking panty-picking perv. x)
ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH AUNT STEPHANIE???
*A WHOOSH! SUCKING NOISE as Ben VANISHES under my skirts!*
Ben: "OH JESUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Me: "GIGGLES!"
xx Steph
Prolific Writer
I told you all Steph has the best forum postings on Lush.
They are highly entertaining.
I can't wait to read the next 5,000......
xooxox
They are highly entertaining.
I can't wait to read the next 5,000......
xooxox
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Quote by stephanie
ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH AUNT STEPHANIE???
*A WHOOSH! SUCKING NOISE as Ben VANISHES under my skirts!*
Ben: "OH JESUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Me: "GIGGLES!"
xx Steph
You'd do more than giggle. Not that I'd let you.
A poetry selection!
Cheeky Chick
Quote by Dirty_D
There's a club? shit. why doesn't anyone tell me these things. Am I, like, responsible for snacks and drinks and crap?
Indeed you are, but you're such a fucking slacker, we've had to resort in asking fucking Gav to do it, because we know he will. He NEVER lets us down! Shame on you.