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What is the best way to dispose of a body?

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Liz
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If you were going to commit a murder, how would you dispose of the body to minimise the risk of being linked to it by forensic evidence?
Buz
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Box it up and mail it through the US Postal Service. Permanent dissappearance.
sprite
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PM me. i don't like giving away my secrets to just anyone.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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My psychiatrist, Dr. Lector, said something similar.7INu99U2aHdykAJj
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Finally, a serious question. I have only a serious answer.



This is a piranhakeet. I first saw one on The Flintstones. They hunt in packs and have the bite force of a Great White, so yes, they eat bones. But be forewarned - do not be caught walking under a flock. It gets messy. Human goes right through them. Ever see a penguin poop AKA squirt. Satellites track Emperor Penguin movements by the ice shelf discolouration from their movements. That shit is actually true!

I actually had this conversation with a chemistry professor after that infamous Breaking Bad episode. If you can maintain the high concentration, a body can be dissolved, bones and all. But we are gooey and we dilute both basic and acidic solutions.

Stick with these fish birds. You can order them online from Ping’s Piranhakeet Emporium.
Beffer
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I use hydrochloric acid in a 50 gallon acrylic barrel.
Buz
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I use hydrochloric acid in a 50 gallon acrylic barrel.


Ah ha! You're secretly a profesional hitwoman!
Guest
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I use hydrochloric acid in a 50 gallon acrylic barrel.


See above note about dilution. You're gunna need a bigger barrel
Guest
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Anyone heard of Robert Pickton AKA The Pig Farmer Killer?

Yup. That's how he disposed of the bodies, until someone tripped on a femur. It wasn't humerus, it was indeed a femur.

He was reported to have murdered between 6-49 people. He was convicted of six, but confessed to forty-nine. Oddly enough, one of Canada's most popular weekly lotteries is called 6/49. A coincidence?

After this, I couldn't look at Piglet the same way again.
ScreamQueen
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Anyone heard of Robert Pickton AKA The Pig Farmer Killer?

Yup. That's how he disposed of the bodies, until someone tripped on a femur. It wasn't humerus, it was indeed a femur.

He was reported to have murdered between 6-49 people. He was convicted of six, but confessed to forty-nine. Oddly enough, one of Canada's most popular weekly lotteries is called 6/49. A coincidence?

After this, I couldn't look at Piglet the same way again.


I read a book on him...
hopp3r
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I'm less concerned with the disposal method and more with the alibi. One always needs to think several steps ahead.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?

Milik_the_Red
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A day trip to the Arizona desert. A shovel and Poof. No one ever sees it again
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A day trip to the Arizona desert. A shovel and Poof. No one ever sees it again


EXACTLY what I was gonna say (well, almost) - the Utah desert because it's closer. They've got a ton of BLM land and I know the country there pretty well. It's as desolate as the moon out there.
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A day trip to the Arizona desert. A shovel and Poof. No one ever sees it again


First cut off the hands and feet and head, bury them in all different places (after you burn off their prints) that way all the pieces wont be found.
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Liz
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Anyone heard of Robert Pickton AKA The Pig Farmer Killer?

Yup. That's how he disposed of the bodies, until someone tripped on a femur. It wasn't humerus, it was indeed a femur.

He was reported to have murdered between 6-49 people. He was convicted of six, but confessed to forty-nine. Oddly enough, one of Canada's most popular weekly lotteries is called 6/49. A coincidence?

After this, I couldn't look at Piglet the same way again.


Master_Jonathan
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That's the nice thing about Alaska...there's LOTS of room for the bodies! And once the wolves, bears, ravens and other scavengers get done with it, there isn't much left even if you do find it!
Magical_felix
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If you were going to commit a murder, how would you dispose of the body to minimise the risk of being linked to it by forensic evidence?


You blow them up using over the counter untraceable materials.

I mean fuck, use traceable materials if you want, it doesn't matter since you're BLOWING THEM UP. There's nothing left after.

And really why wouldn't you use a Z instead of an S in minimise. Say it out loud. That's a fucking Z sound.
Liz
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And really why wouldn't you use a Z instead of an S in minimise. Say it out loud. That's a fucking Z sound.


I use proper English.
Magical_felix
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I use proper English.


It's the wrong sound. Makes no sense. Language evolves though I suppose.
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So good. Such a good movie. I’d forgotten about that scene. Nicely done!
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I use hydrochloric acid in a 50 gallon acrylic barrel.


Why buy the barrels? You could just use the bathtub.
Beffer
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Why buy the barrels? You could just use the bathtub.



Hydrofluoric acid eats through bathtubs. Didn't you watch Breaking Bad? :-)
Beffer
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Why buy the barrels? You could just use the bathtub.


Hydrofluoric acid eats through bathtubs. Didn't you watch Breaking Bad? :-)


Edit: I meant hydrofluoric acid in my first post, not hydrochloric acid.
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Hydrochloric acid eats through bathtubs. Didn't you watch Breaking Bad? :-)


Use cast iron, like a claw foot tub. It’ll go through fibreglass like nobody’s business.

Might be best to do a combo of dismemberment (6 queasy pieces), acid, and piggies. Oui. Oui. ?
Beffer
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Use cast iron, like a claw foot tub. It’ll go through fibreglass like nobody’s business.

Might be best to do a combo of dismemberment (6 queasy pieces), acid, and piggies. Oui. Oui. ?




Yeah?? I'd never take a bath in that tub again! lol
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If you were going to commit a murder, how would you dispose of the body to minimise the risk of being linked to it by forensic evidence?


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