Let's try something new....I'll start a little rap and see who can toss some back. Think of it as a rap battle. If you are easily offended, you may want to sit this one out....
Don't let the beat drop!!
Yes I am that chick
I am the bomb
I love me some dick
And writing silly songs
We are the chicks who also like tits
and not just the dick
We're picky and oh so lit
but please no more unsolicited dick picks
Haha!
Although that's funny
Speak for yourself
I sell them for money
To the dick loving elf
We could make some cash
with a coffee table book
I have an entire dick pic stash
for green I'll let you have a look
The green can be cash
Weed is also accepted
I'll add it to the stash
And toss the pics we've rejected
So no dick pics for now
I will welcome all T and A
Just open up and show
That would make my day
I too love boobs
I can not lie
Show me yours Dood
Don't act so shy
You'll make me cry
I am calling bullshit
Trink, you little twit
You know you love to rap
No more pretending crap!
John don't tickle
I'll giggle to much
Then pee will trickle
Down my leg and such
Shut your damn face adi
You don't know me a bit
Is this a word war?
Did you call me a twit?
Crap? I think is an insult
I'd rather just fuck
Who knew this was the result
Keep em coming, I'll just duck
Twit, no I said I wanted twat shots
So Trink send some my way
I'll add to my others that are hot
Yeah people are playing, what a great day
Told you it was crap
Doodle would rather fuck
With that, my dear doodle,
I wish you much fuckin' luck.
Hold up now Gill
Are you offering me up
Hoping my tits will spill
Into Johns coffee cup?
Adi, I'll take yours any day
Not in a cups of coffee swill
Big and soft, when you lay
Come up and see me soon
We can compare and contrast
Feeling them up and then spoon
Oh My, that sounds sweet
A nibble of your Doodle treat
Would certainly produce heat
And make my life complete
I'm getting kinda sleepy
Tired of rapping all alone
Though not quite weepy
I guess it's time to go home
Or play on my phone
Chill
John
Has something gone wrong?
Is there no one else
To rap along
I'm getting my bong
Please don't arrest me yet
Adi pass it along
Before I lose my cool
Cooking, cleaning, it's wrong
Let's go back to last night
Pissing ourselves silly
Wrong, funny, left or just right
We keep it rolling all night
John won't arrest us now
He just wants us to share
Some T and A, he doesn't care how
So roll another one if you dare
We'll give him a show
He won't soon forget or care
Combined here we're a force
As I'm sure everyone knows
Though cuffs are are plenty
Adi can rest easy
Around your wrists their won't be any
So smoke your green when I'm not there
Because his cuffs will be busy
On my wrists nice and tight
He's making me so dizzy
John moves his baton just right.
Your glitter is cool
it comes from the heart
I wont act the fool
love is your art
Gil is your bestie
Me and you should head out westie...lol
Heeheee
If I go further west
I'll have to do the breast
Stroke
No joke
You coming here would be best
