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Describe your Ex with Only FOOD items.

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The most decadent carrot cake ever made, so moist and rich..

With the most delicious cream cheese frosting. Sweet, but not overwhelming

One bite and you want more and more.

You can never get enough of it.

You can, but you know what I mean.

You crave and crave it....truly exquisite.

Not to be easily forgotten.

Horse's ass....they have to eat that somewhere. Or bollocks..... Occasionally a tall drink of water on a nice hot day but mostly bollocks.

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That's a grower not a shower



Wasn't a grower either.
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Horse's ass....they have to eat that somewhere. Or bollocks..... Occasionally a tall drink of water on a nice hot day but mostly bollocks.



LMFAO!!
well it's digested food!


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Wasn't a grower either.





Now, that's a shower
2 grapes and a baby carrot
WTF, what a funny thread!
Beer... wait is that a food item?
Nuts

Also Laffy Taffy

Also wine sans the cheese

Also fruit cake

I guess that's enough for now, lol.
Jello

sea urchin ( can be poisonous)

cow tongue

cow eyeballs

squid

rabbit

turkey

eel

octopus
Beans
sauerkraut
Almost everyone hates them but almost everyone will try them once, I just got stuck with the fucker cos my mum said they were good for me


Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Hot fudge

ohhhh fond memories