Ping was originally from Bandoo
And he fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamed of Venus
And played with his penis
Woke up with a handful of goo
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Dirty ditties!
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Lyn has been in my dream
As I lay in bed touching myself
Her fingers I feel
As I let out a squeal
And my fingers get covered in cream
As I lay in bed touching myself
Her fingers I feel
As I let out a squeal
And my fingers get covered in cream
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Jack propositioned Heidi
It was a hot sunny Friday
Lying in bed said she felt ill
So she didn’t go up the hill
But with Lyn rolling in the hay
It was a hot sunny Friday
Lying in bed said she felt ill
So she didn’t go up the hill
But with Lyn rolling in the hay
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There was a young lady named Heidi
Very sexy and very tidy
She spent the night with Lyn
In a night of sexy sin
Their pussies were very slimy
Very sexy and very tidy
She spent the night with Lyn
In a night of sexy sin
Their pussies were very slimy
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A sexy woman named Lyn
Is such a beautiful lass
Her playful giggle
and perfect wiggle
Made it fun to tickle her ass
Is such a beautiful lass
Her playful giggle
and perfect wiggle
Made it fun to tickle her ass
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It was when she saw a male lover
in a mirror and stopped doing her
hair that Little Missy
could flash her bare pussy
to get one fuck after another.
in a mirror and stopped doing her
hair that Little Missy
could flash her bare pussy
to get one fuck after another.
Unfuckwithable
it was on the good ship venus
my god you shouild have seen us
the figurehead was a man in bed
sucking a dead man's penis
(Friggin' in the rigging - Sex pistols)
my god you shouild have seen us
the figurehead was a man in bed
sucking a dead man's penis
(Friggin' in the rigging - Sex pistols)
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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It's true that while we're in that cabin,
we got ourselves naked for some sin
which resulted in cum
being shot out with some
on her face which included the chin.
we got ourselves naked for some sin
which resulted in cum
being shot out with some
on her face which included the chin.
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Quote by AmeliaLeigh
Three feisty tongues
Three feisty tongues
See how they flick
See how they flick
They lick their way up the farmers dick
To see if his crooked pecker got stiff
Oh what naughty trick
Of three feisty tongues
You were inspired by the Three Stooges theme song... right?
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There is this one guy named Rick
who does have such a large dick
that he's able to shoot in two chicks
same amount of cum in a single trick.
who does have such a large dick
that he's able to shoot in two chicks
same amount of cum in a single trick.