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First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

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Ranch hand at a young age
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Heidi's first job was working in an orange juice factory, but she got canned.

(and Rosie likes my can)




Making pickle juice
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Heidi's first job was designing revealing shorts smile
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Peri"s first job was an actress on Get Smart as 99
puppett
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beach bum?
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bra designer
wiseowl
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bimbo trainee ... just kidding! .. seriously, Victoria Secret sales girl
heidi
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night watchman
simar
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Bomb maker if you know what i mean......
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chair tester
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Bill Graham (60's acid rock promoter) guard dog, I mean owl.
Justadude
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Cowgirl on a dude, oh I mean cowgirl on a dude ranch.
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Struggling waiter
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worked in a library
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As a young girl Trinket used to run errands for the local "massage parlour" , she used to pop to the shops for the girls etc .... She was more commonly known as a .... ..brothel sprout !!!! smile
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He worked in a sex toy shop and to this day hs does not know why he was fired, when ever the owner came in you could find him 'hard' at work.
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Heidi worked at a local zoo as an artist-in-residence.

She studied under the local elephant whose paintings were sold at charity auctions.

She put her breast foot forward but had to be let go.
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G worked in a sex doll factory. Actually, he STILL works there: https://tinyurl.com/hmyndat




Hey! I watched that video. You are sick, my friend, sick for sending that too me.

VICE on HBO had a similar show, but not as graphic.

Because there is such a sex imbalance in China, more males than females, the sex doll industry is booming.

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To raise cash for her college expenses, Lynn modeled for our company.

Sadly, she had to be let go. She was stealing product from the company, one part at a time.

She eventually got caught with several different vagina inserts in her purse.
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Oh my god.


Ping was Marmaduke


Oh my... that is funny!

Love, Love, LOVE your avatar

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Trinket was a evil mime that grabbed people off the street and put them in invisible boxes.
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G first job was a pusher, being from Canada though he took it literally like baby sitting. While serving prison time for pushing a police man, he had time to get to know himself better and write about it.
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Heidi worked on a horse farm prior to going to college.

She was the designated horse cock holder.

The farm was contracted to collect equine urine, which contains estrogen.

Once collected, the urine was then shipped to a manufacturer to make birth control pills.
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G found his first dream job in a laundry specializing in panties....
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Lynn found her first job as a dealer...the colors in her avatar...those are the after effects of some things she slipped in our drinks